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Shaawan Francis Keahna

@shaawan.com
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he/him. words in Never Whistle At Night Part II: Back for Blood, hex, ALOCASIA, and more. filmmaker & full time college student. pfp by eleanora hyde.

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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 18h
got my first chatbot-authored spam email and it was so horrible i blacked out
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 21h
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is hilariously close to becoming my all-time most popular artwork
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Tenebrous Press @tenebrouspress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's (almost) time: On October 1, BRAVE NEW WEIRD Vol. 5 submissions open! 📣BNW is a reprint-only antho, of pieces published—indie & self—in the previous calendar year. Full instructions to come 10/1📣 Wanna get in the Weird mood early? Vol. 4 is 33% off now in our webstore🖤☠️ tinyurl.com/46pvw69b
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BRAVE NEW WEIRD Volume Four (print + eBook)
Twenty-three creators converge to deliver the Bravest, Newest, and Weirdest fiction of 2025! You are the nexus of evolution. You have reached the ideal. A grateful humanity gazes upon you in admiratio...
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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 29/09/2026
if you or anyone you know goes to UMD college park, i'm doing a horror autofiction workshop next week!! <3<3<3 english.umd.edu/events/woe-a...
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Woe and Behold: Autofiction in a Time of Endless Horror (with Shaawan Francis Keahna) | Department of English
Registration: go.umd.edu/WoeAndBehold TerpLink: https://terplink.umd.edu/event/12786765 Accessibiloty: For access needs, accommodations, and questions related to this event please reach out to: unityc...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels
the wheel of samsara with a kitty powerless against the endless cycle of birth, suffering, death, and rebirth
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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 29/09/2026
this post is one of those "you hear it within 72 hours" phenomena bc i heard a guy say "mentholated" to refer to the newports we were giving out and i'd never heard it uhh. lengthened before. and then i saw this
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Strange Horizons @strangehorizons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Strange Horizons Fiction Submissions open on the 1st of October, 2026 at 3 p.m. UTC! The max word count per story will be 5,000 words. There will be a 1,000 story cap. Once we reach that number of submissions, the window will close. Link to more information ⬇️ strangehorizons.com/wordpress/no...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Squirt executive with his head in his hands) ITS NOT PEE ITS GRAPEFRUIT SODA
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ira @lashonhara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good thing I never have to wonder whether Ethel Cain has dropped a nude. 100 women in my phone will be sure to be the town crier on that one
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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 28/09/2026
did you know the apple pencil usb-c isn’t pressure sensitive
sketch of a woman’s profile in grey she has a curly bobsketch of a woman head on she has a straight bob
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Carey Pietsch @careydraws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
little planner drawings from a couple weeks before tazgn launch! two wolves
i should be appreciating this moment!! I should revel!!! ... i am too busy to revel in the moment
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brad @bradiscranky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's very weird to me how many definitely straight men think everything about women is awful, including their bodies. i think it's not repressed homosexuality so much as barely subconscious terror at their own inadequacies, and anger at women for making them feel it
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Daive Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is why trans men don't get the same attention. Wanting to be more masculine is correct. Wanting to be more feminine is abhorrent.
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Eric Raglin @ericraglin1992.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The course is half full! Interested? Reach out ASAP! Multiple free scholarship slots are still available.
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re afraid of movies that excite your senses, you’re afraid of movies. (1978)
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
google is just completely broken now
Google search for "control resonant those meows means he's on the creatures trail"

AIO "answer": The phrase "control resonant those meows means he's on the creatures trail" appears to be an anagram.

When you rearrange the letters of those exact words, they unscramble to reveal a famous quote from Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in WonderlandThe phrase "control resonant those meows means he's on the creatures trail" appears to be an anagram.

When you rearrange the letters of those exact words, they unscramble to reveal a famous quote from Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

"Curtsey while you're thinking what to say. It saves time."

How it breaks down:

Original letters: c-o-n-t-r-o-l-r-e-s-o-n-a-n-t-t-h-o-s-e-m-e-o-w-s-m-e-a-n-s-h-e- -o-n-t-h-e-c-r-e-a-t-u-r-e-s-t-r-a-i-l

Anagram letters: c-u-r-t-s-e-y-w-h-i-1-e- y-o-u-r-e-t-h-i-n-k-i-n-g-w-h-a-t-t-o-s-a-y-i-t-s-a-v-e-s-t-i-m-e

The original quote is spoken by the Red Queen (in Through the Looking-Glass) or associated with the general nonsense logic of Wonderland!

Are you solving a specific word puzzle or riddle challenge, and would you like help decoding any other phrases?
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📼 V I D E O 📼 @video199x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still love this Noroi piece I did last year.
Original artwork based on Koji Shiraishi's Noroi. Two figures obscured in blood and shadow. 'Noroi' is written in Japanese in the center of the frame.
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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 28/09/2026
has any one on this godawful webbed site seen primetime yet
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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 28/09/2026
LANTERNS pissed me off so bad i made us put on I'm a Virgo, which does literally everything Lanterns tries to do re: John Stewart and his backstory a million billion times better
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bloodborne NPC dialogue
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new favorite baker just dropped (I am finally watching the new ep of Bake Off)
screenshots from the latest season of British Bake Off of a chef named Mo, he's a tan skinned young man. He's got dark hair falling over his forehead and a beard. He's saying, "I come with a lot of baggage, but it's, like, the good baggage." Mo continued, "Like Louis Vuitton baggage."
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pontypool DJ screaming in terror with a speech bubble
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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 27/09/2026
same
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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 27/09/2026
www.macdowell.org/news/swimmin...
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Swimming in It: Art and (Im)Morality
Jen Silverman on how imprecise terms such as likability and problematic presuppose that art can be deemed good, bad, moral, or immoral based on a liberal or conservative lens. Instead, arts institutio...
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"
Tumblr post by graftini:

stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 27/09/2026
formal education and instruction help you to understand what you *don't* know, and what you don't know is just about as important as what you do
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Kaleidotrope @kaleidotrope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kaleidotrope re-opens to fiction and poetry submissions three weeks from today, October 18. It will be open for just one week, closing after October 24, and won't re-open again until some as yet undetermined time, probably in 2027. kaleidotrope.net/guidelines/
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Monet X Change: Get Ready, Honey!
Alt: Monet X Change: Get Ready, Honey!
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Ell Huang ♠️🩶🤍💜 @nocturnalxlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SUBS OPEN
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binary sunrise @clarascintilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She’ll be fine
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Terrill Tailfeathers @terrilltf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanks to my friends for sharing my links while I was gone. I’ve been off work due to illness and it is an eviction risk for me currently until I get more work. I need $600 by next week or I’m out on the street. PayPal/etransfer: tgtf1972@gmail.com
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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 26/09/2026
those guys are the hottest
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t believe people who tell you ai can be liberatory or any other misappropriation of movement talk or justice frameworks. Find some people who are preparing to rebuild and cast your lot with them. Then read a bit more. Just keep your wits about you because they are trying to run game.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 25/09/2026
alright i've opened a bottle of chardonnay AND the latest draft of my next @theflytrapmedia.com piece about weird right-wing fashion trends we need a few dozen more subs tonight to meet our annual sub drive goal the deals are HOT
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The Flytrap's 40% off sale for new members ends tonight!
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The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com · 25/09/2026
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"Selling Out Is Bad" is a valuable concept and despite all the baggage and bullshit and elitism it could contain it's actually really good to reinforce the ideal that having integrity when it matters, especially when it hurts, is what good/cool people do. Should be adapted instead of jettisoned.
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Brandon O’Brien @therisingtithes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wrote this essay quite a while ago but ICYMI I think it is still worth reading
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like Tim Ternus got mad. aftermath.site/apple-makes-...
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Apple Makes The Mac Mini Unupgradable Again Because Fuck You
Apple quietly rolled back a tiny unofficial feature of one of its best computers when the storage crisis is at its worst.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 24/09/2026
We can do it! Final stretch! Reminder that The Flytrap is member-supported. No ads, no secret private equity, no hidden personal wealth, just you and us on this ride together. Keep feminist cultural criticism sustainable!
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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 25/09/2026
"who claims you" is a really depraved question to ask someone who, nine times out of ten, is being gangstalked and harassed by their deadbeat dad's half-sisters across facebook
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Shaawan Francis Keahna @shaawan.com · 25/09/2026
so many pretendian hunters are homo/transphobic and misogynists, which doesn't lessen the "damage" legitimate pretendians do (oh no!! you lied to get a modest salary from a college? you're wasian and playing a violently murdered plains ndn sex worker? what ever will we do?) but it's worth noting
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the state farm commercials with ludacris make me want to go on some kind of spree
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Eric Kim (김현철) inkskratch.com @inkskratch.com · 24/09/2026
I can't even imagine how much good could have been done had AI companies read the books they were shredding instead of destroying them
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 24/09/2026
here's the tl;dr: free users COST US MONEY. That sucks, so we're trying to recoup some of that loss. Paid subs will of course never see these ads.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TrueCrime youtubers will be like "I've been on this case for months" completely seriously like they don't mean "I was on the computer"
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