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Stephen Forecast

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Books, films, old TV, football, music. A doubtful guest. Vaguely narrative.

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David J Court @davidjcourt.bsky.social · 9h
Happy Spooky Reason! And here's your reminder of the two subliminal chickens at the top of the Salem's Lot poster.
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 9h
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 3h
Police are always holding people, they obviously like a cuddle
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/02/2025
A SEGA Mega Drive cartridge for "Umberto Eco The Dolphin" which is just the cover of Ecco but with his head shopped onto the dolphin jumping out of the sea.
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 8h
For National Poetry Day, Frank O'Hara
Poem [“Lana Turner has collapsed!”]

By Frank O’Hara
Lana Turner has collapsed!
I was trotting along and suddenly
it started raining and snowing
and you said it was hailing
but hailing hits you on the head
hard so it was really snowing and
raining and I was in such a hurry
to meet you but the traffic
was acting exactly like the sky
and suddenly I see a headline
lana turner has collapsed!
there is no snow in Hollywood
there is no rain in California
I have been to lots of parties
and acted perfectly disgraceful
but I never actually collapsed
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 8h
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Joe's Relieved Reaction on Family Feud Canada
ALT: Joe's Relieved Reaction on Family Feud Canada
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"What are you giving me with the flying fish" @romanbone.bsky.social · 20h
Marlene Dietrich publicity for Shanghai Express (1932).
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lovecraft & M. R. James could only dream of writing a sentence like this.
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m guessing Lori Lemaris is involved
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder what that arsehole is doing right now?
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From my series 100 Years Ago Today: Real People Tell Their Real Stories. #1: Doorman
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like Dominic West and he can’t help his face but he does look incredibly smug.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is so very funny youtu.be/SHUvSffmLIQ?...
youtu.be
Most TV is Just This Now
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Digger (2026)
Tom Cruise, in the mall, has way too much shit on, holding a shovel so you know we photoshopped really really hard.

"Tom Cruise is Digger"

The real poster is gonna get vandalized a lot in certain neighborhoods.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 29/09/2026
Jay Chester, 38, expressed dismay about the fact that the part of their brain which should contain vital information about loved ones is fully occupied by thirty seconds of borderline racist rapping about tropical fruit juice drink Um Bongo.
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Autistic millennial can recite every ’90s TV advert but has no idea what their nephew’s name is
An autistic person who once recorded a three-hour VHS tape of television adverts has realised those adverts are taking up valuable brain space which might be put to better use, like memorising the…
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If every time a pensioner posted their expert legal opinions on Facebook they had to pay 1p in tax that would easily fund care for the elderly.
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AJRed @ajred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And a big happy birthday to Matt and Luke Goss of Bros!
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Asking Harry Redknapp about bent practice is like appointing Shipman to the GMC.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman theonion.com/area-dad-sure-knows-a-…
Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jim Moir couldn’t draw that!
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gerarde Depardieu
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
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RAF Fairford: Rubio says ‘foreign actor’ behind suspected plot as some evacuated residents begin to return home – latest updates
US secretary of state and Donald Trump express concerns about decision to bail suspects; some residents reported as hesitant to return home
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Museum of Curiosities @curiositiesmuseum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s freezing today
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"What made you think the vehicle had explosives in it, Chief Superintendent?" "According to eyewitnesses, it said 'Bang Bus' on the side"
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To the British government, to the press, to all the major parties, these corpses represent victory.
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frankie and his pal
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Stewart Lee: Why don’t we stage public drownings of migrants, to address people’s legitimate concerns?
The collapse of compassion in post-Brexit Britain suggests it’s now time for Roman-style lethal spectacles.  The alternative – stopping malign global influences from destabilising our society, say – s...
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel rough and I only had 5 pints yesterday.
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 27/09/2026
It's not a laughing matter but I just pissed myself at this.
The Israel FA will also appeal both yellow cards awarded to Saied Abu Farchi during Thursday's defeat to Austria. Farchi was given a second yellow after he celebrated scoring an equaliser by uprooting the corner flag, an action interpreted by officials as mimicking the firing of a rifle.

Israel dispute this interpretation. “Anyone familiar with him knows it was an imitation of a snooker player, like the legendary Ken Doherty," their spokesperson said.
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember when people used to say things like ‘if you want Brexit cancelled then repost this’?
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Peter Kay Turn
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Necro Supernaut XIII @necrobutcher187.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when you order food and pick it up they should say "there you go ive made your dinner for you you stupid bastard"
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went out for beers with some old mates I haven’t seen in years. Last time I really spoke to one lad he had two little girls, one a baby and one a toddler. Now he has a 20 year old son and a 18 year old daughter. He showed me a photo of two healthy and happy young people. So it goes.
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drink has been taken
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here. Have some more... 😀
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you’re looking for advice on maritime law from an expert head over to Facebook.
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I learned that sugar nips are a utensil and not just the pseudonym I use on Plenty of Fish
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in the last several weeks i've become an obsessive browser of this giant auction site, where you can imagine owning an original bansky mural for a million dollars and also $25 worth of large antique keys and anyhow, i think it's totally reasonable to buy dorothy sayers' motorcycle right
image of a weird-ass looking old school motorcycle, current price 600 british pounds 

Lot 345: Believed formerly owned by Dorothy L Sayers, 1925 Ner-a-Car 285cc Frame no. unable to locate Engine no. 5073
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Premier League has been about money and nothing else for years. The big clubs outspending the smaller clubs, everyone happy as long as the money kept flowing in. Man City’s owners wanted a piece of the action just like Abramovitch. They proved money buys success more than anything else.
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Stephen Forecast @sfawcs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one on my team was in the office so I fucked off early to finish the shift at home.
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Dr Dr Dr Alfred Prunesquallor, PhD, JD, TLA (Time Lord Academy) @drprunesquallor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@podside-picnic.bsky.social Check out this excerpt from a couple pages into STAR MAKER. Cosmic indifferentism from a real philosopher, not Lovecraft!
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Fr Modigliani Latchico @frmo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pea Green Boat Look folks... If you have bought this book, kindly been given a copy, or had it violently thrust in your face whilst assessing potholes for the council; could you do our David a small favour and get on Amazon, review it and give it five stars ( deservedly so imho). Thanks.
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