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Old Man Yaoi

@seyhial.bsky.social
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me suis accidentellement retrouvé à gérer deux groupes de jdr en même temps et ma vie est un enfer organisationnel S'intéresse depuis peu à osr, ose, etc... Également fan de webcomics et webtoons Meme enthusiast

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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life is stranger 🦋 @lifeisstranger.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah I know a good number of these
A sign for “SubDog”
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VGDensetsu @vgdensetsu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Resident Evil 30th anniversary illustration by Hinanana / ヒナナナ:
Jill, Ada, Claire, Leon and Chris
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Miles @milesthecreator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
standing by this
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
MAIS C'EST HYPER LAID ????
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/03/2026
guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 08/08/2026
The Windows 98 Command Menu mod I installed for KH2FM is pretty soulful.
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Sébastien Fontenelle @vivelefeu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Emmanuel ne sait pas qu'il va brûler des dizaines de milliers d'hectares en supprimant des postes à l'Office national des forêts, en autorisant la construction de gigantesques data centers et en laissant des agriculteurs d'extrême droite confisquer les ressources en eau. (Liste non exhaustive.)
Publicité gouvernementale: 
SORAYA ne sait pas qu'elle va brüler une ferme avec son mégot.
9 feux sur 10 sont d'origine humaine. Soyons vigilants
aux abords de la végétation.
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Meilleur épisode de game changer
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DuXpa6 @duxpacis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Message de service Fatigué.e et à plat alors qu'il fait plus frais ? C'est NORMAL. L'organisme a subi un stress important pendant une durée trop longue. Le repos n'est pas une honte mais une nécessité. Tu ne tiendras pas sur la durée si ça se reproduit. @sante.gouv.fr ne te le dira pas. 💪
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Guy, Katsu @guykatsu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Holy shit that's awesome
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
J'utilise un thermomix pour la première fois de ma vie, c'est pratique quand même
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ps5 peripherals look like they're for an evil wii
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Le Tropeur @letropeur.eurosky.social · 12/06/2026
Le cyberpunk c’est le genre imaginaire fantaisiste où le monde est fondamentalement différent du nôtre parce que… *vérifie ses notes* … les riches sont cupides
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Michaël @klaus-nd.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Ma meilleure capture d'écran de Xenoblade Chronicles : Definitive Edition (oui c'est du fait maison)
Image de Xenoblade Chronicles : Definitive Edition. Reyn dit "I could go for a hot cup of Dicks" à côté de Shulk et Alvis
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 10/06/2026
finally... somebody has done a full route map for slay the princess, inclusive of the pristine cut... thank you, tumblr user ozcall, for your noble sacrifice... link.excalidraw.com/readonly/eZq...
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James Montagna @jpop.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
they showed link. they showed the new logo. they did not show the bombchu bowling alley girl nintendo is holding their most powerful card and they know it
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Y'a trop de jeux d'escalade
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Brioche @superbrioche.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
♠️🩶🤍💜
Un drapeau des fiertés asexuel à paillettes avec une carte à jouer au centre représentant un As de coeur. Dans les coins de la carte les coeurs sont noirs comme si c'était des As de pique. Au centre de la carte le coeur est du couleur du drapeau (Noir, gris, blanc, violet)
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Joyeux mois des fiertés
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Bulph @bulph.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month #cisheterophobia
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Maybe cute animals who fight will fix me
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maribou @maribouoekaki.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What the fuck
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Dr. Serge Zaka @sergezaka.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
1/3] C'est de + en + certain, on devrait atteindre les seuils de "vague de chaleur" pour la 1ère fois de l'Histoire en mai. J'ai dû revoir les légendes et étendre les axes pour vous rendre compte de l'ABBERATION STATISTIQUE. Partagez ces figures FACTUELS sous tous les postes qui le nécessitent.
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Thorn @thornbulle.eurosky.social · 24/05/2026
Le mème du capitaine Haddock et Tintin. Le capitaine dit : "Quel été, hein ?", et Tintin répond : "Capitaine, on est en mai."
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 23/05/2026
Never give up on your dreams
Posted flyer: 

For Hire: Karate Lawyer
Hi. I am Michael and I am pleased to announce that I have launched this town's first karate-based law firm.
While many lawyers win cases with knowledge of the law and clever legal arguments, I intend to win mine with karate. Here are some of the services I provide:
• Taking out corrupt judges with karate
• Using karate to defeat prosecution lawyers who are making convincing arguments as to why my client should be imprisoned
• Removing unhelpful jury members with karate
• Using karate to get immunity for my clients (not sure how this will work yet but I will figure it out at the trial)
If you are being persecuted by the law and need a lawyer, take one of my business cards below and get in touch. What I lack in formal legal qualifications, I make up for in karate moves.

Stack of cards attached to flyer: 
Michael
The Karate Lawyer
If you are tired of hining lawyers who. know the law but DON'T know karate, hire The Karate Lawyer. It's like hiring a real lawyer but better because he does karate.

Second flyer underneath:

Karate Lawyer - Clarification
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. Following a heated discussion with a policeman, I have been asked to make it clear that I am not legally allowed to represent defendants in a court of law and, even if I was, I would not be allowed to do karate on anyone.
As a result, my karate law firm is closed for the foreseeable future. I will, however be starting a new business very soon.
Michael

The top of a third flyer that was posted under the first two:

For Hire: Karate Architect
Hi. I am Michael and I am pleased to announce that I have become this town’s first karate-based architect
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 23/05/2026
if the princess lives here, slaying her would probably be doing her a favor
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Baptiste en a marre de moi parce que je joue à Bubsy 4D mais je ne peux pas ignorer ma vérité
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
On voit Bubsy tout nu dans Bubsy 4D, jeu de l'année
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fox noises (spooky) @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fucking stop using fucking Spotify just fucking stop. There are no excuses. If you're an indie artist and you prop up Spotify because you think it helps you you're part of the problem. Stop using it to listen. Stop using it to host your music.
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Jarm0u @jarm0u.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Pendant ce temps-là, l'équipe du film sur Jean Moulin: "on n'est pas là pour commenter la politique française." 🤡🤡🤡
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-Boulet- @bouletcorp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Salut c'est Pandore, on se retrouve aujourd'hui pour un unboxing un peu spécial..."
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Mathieu M.J.E. Rebeaud @chercheurjuteux.com · 19/05/2026
Bon bah go utiliser Qwant. Les mecs veulent vraiment casser la recherche à l'ancienne et qu'on utilise que de l'IA
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Moment terrible au bar karaoke quand la table à côté de nous est remplie de ce que je suppose être des chanteurs d'opéra ou autre métier du genre, c ma première fois que j'entends des gens chanter ausis bien c'était épatant mais j'ai pris des dégâts psychiques élevés
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We at Sega have discovered our social media manager has been making irregular and unprofessional posts under the Sega account. They have been removed from their position and will be sent to the Sega Torture Chamber. We are deeply sorry for any inconvenience.
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
J'essaie de dormir depuis 2h mais j'arrête pas de penser à des garçons c'est invivable
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
the gang's all here
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
C'était super speedons
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when u tax the rich
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An irate rich husband in a tuxedo is screaming at his rich wife, who is freaking out in a fancy dress.
Rich Husband: Darling, they’re TAXING US
Rich Wife: NO

Panel 2:
Rich Husband (looking disgusted): The bastards are TAXING US
Rich Wife (fists clenched, looking mad): NO

Panel 3:
The rich couple are now hugging and weeping.
Rich Husband: We’ll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives
Rich Wife: Oh God

Panel 4:
Close up of Rich Husband, eyes huge, tears streaming. He whispers: Now I know how the slaves felt
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
#Deltarune #Susie
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Title Screen 'Croc 2' PlayStation
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The year of Starfox 🦊❤️🐺
Two miis that insta fell in love even if 60 other miis were arround them. The fact it happened with them in particular is great.

The miis are Fox Mccloud and Wolf O'donnel
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Qui pour aller au strip club a côté de speedons ?
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Old Man Yaoi @seyhial.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Je suis tombé dans Magic depuis seulement 2 mois et j'ai déjà plus que ça danses photos et onglets d'ouverts sur le tel, ça y est c'est fini je suis irrécupérable
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hage(メサ子) @hgmsk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
See you in another life 💫 #slaytheprincess
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Oh my god, goty for me 😭👌
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