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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

saw a Folsom video of a guy hanging from a lamp post jerking and shooting onto the street and all the crowd around him had their phones up filming. Nobody’s living in the moment :(

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

5 weeks post knee repair and I’m graduating from one crutch to a cane

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you see someone without a boner, give em yours! or whatever Dolly Parton said

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

hearing loud music and seeing men in tiny shorts for the first time in weeks

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I spent a chunk of my weekend unpacking some AI hot guy accounts on IG — that are easy to mistake for real when your judgement is impaired by horniness — and explaining to people that no, you should not sign up for ‘his’ OF

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

have been so Zeldapilled this week I heard someone say “Zohran” and my brain momentarily processed it as a mashup of ‘Zora’ and ‘Goron’

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Wait no my main prediction is the OoT remake has decuntified the Great Fairy and that’s all anyone is gonna talk about for the next week

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Zelda direct predictions 15 mins Ocarina gameplay 3 Ocarina of Time amiibo Stills from Zelda movie, trailer dropped in future direct Anniversary edition Switch 2 Four Swords Adventures on Switch Online Twilight Princess not mentioned Ads for Hasbro Zelda toys, upcoming TOTK book

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me learning I’ve been banned for life from a certain Las Vegas spa

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Casey again @caseylikesguys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s almost the holiday weekend yall

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

if your app profile shows you with short hair AND long hair in photos you gotta tell me which is current before we proceed and I should NOT have to ask

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Ryan @rudepolaroids.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Gaymer - 12 x 12 in. image, limited edition photo, printed on archive cotton-rag paper. Limited edition of 5. studio-lacombe.square.site/product/gaym...

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Whenever I see joint couple profiles on Scruff I wonder what the incident was that means they can’t have separate accounts now

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

There’s literally a fan in my pocket but I also am happy to see you

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My combined report from Ptown and Fire Island is that gay guys are absolutely feral for a leopard print speedo right now

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

mmhmm let me put my good Nasty Pig on for the function

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Saying “his bulge is mostly balls” as a gotcha is crazy. Like oh no my dessert is mostly whipped cream

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Is anybody else getting served instagram reels from the German realtor with the huge balls in the tight shorts doing apartment tours

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Growing up in Australia taught me that different speedo cuts are flattering to a wide range of bodies — you don’t need to be built like an Olympic diver to pull one off

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Saw someone say gay men should stop wearing Speedos because they’re “unflattering to 98% of people” and I don’t know that anyone has ever been more wrong.

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026