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The smartest, coolest, most correct, most important person ever! DNI if younger than the DS DNI if stupid FUCK AI my other pages: sgaming.carrd.co hate mail/misc: sexgaming.straw.page browse my twitter archive using #SamTwitterArchive

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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 2h
I have no backbone, I'm loyal to whoever pays the most
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 3h
showed bug a mirror. might have been the first time shes ever seen one. maybe. she showed zero interest in it. she treated it the same as a wall. did not even notice it. dumb kitty.
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sterling @pencilcomics.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
crop top twink crop top twink
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🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a skeleton weightlifting with text that says “‘my body is a machine that DOESN’T work very good”
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Uni? No. My true form is a sea urchin #AprilFools
A black-and-white cat’s face edited onto a sea urchin underwater
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Guimaz ✏️ COMMS OPEN @theguimaz.bsky.social · 13h
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Alt: Clown Cat
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
spirit halloweening their own shit
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i’m deleting her number
computer error pop up: Print Job initialization error. The Print Job was aborted.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s funny about this is that this is a bit most of us would do in a baby voice as a joke but he means it. They really want this
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric, full stop. It's not only a call to instigate a race war in the United States, but it's reminiscent of historic European justifications used to incite pogroms against Jews. People who say things like this are incredibly dangerous, as there is nothing they won't eventually do.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
searching: "when did scientists" gives ai overview with the text "hi." sourced from wikipedia and two other sources
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I genuinely mean this. I cannot imagine a more bleak dystopian notion than the idea of all art being turned into slop designed to coddle my exact perceived intentions. The point of literature, film, music, and art is to be exposed to the interior lives of others. Who are these people.
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this might be the worst screenshot i've ever taken ever
Me trying to make a post relating WIP art of Locke without any genitals to the asexual smooth drake meme but i get a notification from linkedin that i might know barack obama, president of the united states.
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
maybe im just letting my first playthrough warp my opinion but fuck it. the mountain pass is act 2. to me.
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why he hooked up to the batmilkers. bruce wants that aquamilk
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pictures of juniper from the day we brought her in
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
watch her belly as i lean the chair back and forth. she so fat she got jiggle physics
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I did not care for Fire Emblem: Fates." "What didn't you like about it?" "It incests upon itself, Lois."
"I did not care for Fire Emblem: Fates."
"What?"
"Did not care for Fire Emblem: Fates."
"How can you even say that, dad?"
"Didn't like it."
"Peter, it's so good! It's like the perfect game!"
"This is what everyone always says. Whenever they say...
"Camilla, Kagero, I mean, you never see, TAKUMI!!"
"Fine. Fine. Fine character, did not like the game."
"Why not?"
"Did not...couldn't get into it."
"Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?"
"It incests upon itself, Lois."
"What?"
"It incests upon itself."
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would drag my balls through a mile of spike growth just to hear her fart over the sending stone
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
$5 off all eShop titles for lesbians.
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
did you know australians have longer eyeballs than humans?
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🆎🅾️
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
doin tricks on it while being spitroasted aka the rotisserie
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
repost if you
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
would you still worm me if i was in love
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
jerk off your worthless pussy
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i wish i got a strange huntsman back when they were 60 bucks since theyre 100 now the same with the burly beast when it was 40
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i made 1 (one) post
i have been added to the list "haters of astarion fans" by @thiriann.bsky.social
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i dont really have anyone i care about getting in smash anymore so i thought about it for a while and realized i think a mii would be cool. not the ones we have let me explain. the ones we have are generic fighters meant to be customized so you can play as anybody. like iron man or markiplier.
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
its not gay if its you from an alternate timeline
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rio 🦐 strurgling @radicrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lets all draw elves in compromising situations
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NO LACTATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the lego flowers are pretty but theyre a bitch to build. i like my star wars ships theyre easy :) but the flowers have a lot of stuff that sucks
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💥WRETCH🐏 @wretchedgretch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
trying to find the line between "slop" and "quality" AI is like wading around in a sewer looking for quality shit from an ass
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Brandon Rich @bouserthebun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*Throws rock at you* *Throws rock at you* *Throws rock at you* *Throws rock at you* *Throws rock at you*
A screen shot of the Guts man boss fight in mega man 1 on the NES, the Square boulder sprite that Guts man throws in the game is replaced with a photo shopped picture of a square rabbit for comedic effect.
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*touches your tip* @sexgaming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i used to use the first one but now i want to change to one of the other three so pretend theres a poll feature
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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chaser Cave Johnson:
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chanterelle face so funnyyyy
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Mentha Nolana @mentha.fun · 22/08/2026
working on signage
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It's not like I think your post was good or anything @blueroseemperor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
jerk off your VALUABLE penis
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