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Shawn Howard

@sesshawmaru.bsky.social
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Gaymer from Chicago.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This never would happened if (a) thirsty Ted Cruz hadn't been searching for tweets about himself; and (b) sloppy Ted Cruz paid as much attention to details as he does to trolling.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
👇🏽🏆
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 23/08/2026
Same energy btw
waiter: so how is everything?
me: great!
waiter: (disgusted) even war?
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
incredible things are happening at fox news
CUT OFF BY YOUR ADULT CHILD EXPERT REVEALS WHAT PARENTS
SHOULD DO NEXT
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 28/07/2026
something that I found remarkable about the Section 31 movie (and SNW season 4 episode 1 to some extent) is that the positive reviews didn't have much to say except to call it "fun" etc
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
InfoWars EXCLUSIVE: Alex Jones enjoying a beverage in hell!!!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's true. Trans rights means one semiconductor factory per trans person.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Love how the government's trying to scapegoat Taco Bell but meanwhile everyone's all, "Nah, we've had Taco Bell diarrhea. This one's different."
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🚨BIG ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 InfoWars endorses the #MAJA movement's mission to rename Austin to JONESTOWN for the late Alex Jones, who popped like a balloon.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He never deleted it.
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Trekkie Bill 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia @trekkiebill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My friend Mitch McConnell is just fine! He should be returning to the senate any day now.
Quark and the corpse of Yelgrun from "The Magnificent Ferengi"
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 05/07/2026
How I’ve felt this entire 4th of July season
An anime woman holding up a US flag while another anime man recoils in disgust saying, “Ugh! Put that horrid thing away!”
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This disabled dog was spotted while trying to teach a pup with its same problem how to stand up on its own. Original post
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TinkatonDaily @tinkatondaily.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tinkaton Tinkmaster form in Pokopia
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 35m
We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 22m
It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two people are laying romantically in the grass on a clear day. The girl asks the guy, “where does the wind come from?” Panel 2: the guy calmly replies, “pressure changes?” The girl says, “ahh…” Panel 3: Professor Propeller, a small, rotund mustached man in a skin tight suit covered in rotating fans blowing air around, peeks out from behind a tree. He says deviously, “that’s right, you morons…”
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 24/11/2025
TNG "Rightful Heir"; Riker is debriefing Data at the end of night shift, with caption: at 04:20 hours.
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TrekCore.com 🖖 @trekcore.com · 15/05/2026
Attn: #StarfleetAcademy costume complainers
Worf complains about dress uniformsWorf says his uniform looks like a dressRiker calls Worf's opinion outdated and sexistRiker jokes Worf looks good in a dress
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TinkatonDaily @tinkatondaily.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Corviknight & Tinkaton with Homer Simpson
Alt: Tinkaton killing Corviknight
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 30/04/2026
happy Thursday everyone
solidus: do you know what day it is today?
raiden:
raiden: thur... thursday?
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 28/05/2024
Tuvok Tuesday announcement
Two frames from Star Trek: Voyager of Tuvok in the mess hall, giving the line, "I have grown to respect a great many of you", and then with a bit of side eye, "Others, I have learned to tolerate"
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Star Trek Discovery scene. We're on the street w/Tilly and a green alien fella sitting behind her. Green guy looks like Ron Howard's brother who's in all of his movies, and Tilly is half bent over talking into a handheld communicator. Closed caption reads, "First of all, um, so, I'm very high."
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Star Trek Enterprise scene. It's an image of the White House in Washington, DC. Four long and tall Nazi banners in bright red are draped across the front and a Nazi flag on a flagpole flies above the building. A tank is stationed on the front lawn. No caption. RIP Renee Good. RIP Alex Pretti. Fuck ICE.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's a screencap of Odo from Star Trek Deep Space Nine aka DS9 played by René Auberjonois he is a Shape shifting security chief on Deep Space Nine and he  states to someone " I'm always suspicious of people-" And he continues with "-who are eager to help a police officer."
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 17/03/2026
TNG "New Ground"; the Enterprise D school teacher Miss Kyle arguing with Worf (offscreen) with caption: He acts like a bully and then says someone else started the fight.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
[shocked pikachu.jpeg]
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You Will Have To Vote Against him For me to Believe you….
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Michael Meir Saltzman @saltzman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My 4yo does not know what Super Mario Bros. is but just ran up to me excitedly saying "Dad! DAD! There's a NEW PRINCESS in Mario! AND SHE'S BEAAAAUUUUUUUTIFUL!" I assume this is about the sequel movie or something but the important thing here is that she has no idea what this is & is PUMPED.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/03/2026
h/t to @adammockler.com for pointing out this gem from 2016.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Deeply honored and grateful to have the support of Rep. Ilhan Omar, a leader who has never been afraid to put justice, humanity, and the truth ahead of political convenience. Her courage has helped blaze the path for so many of us.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Let me re-introduce myself. And why our campaign is doing things differently.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A reminder that white nationalism isn't just abhorrent, it's stupid.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Email to USA Hockey
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a sunfish in a dress is in front of a bedroom mirror on a dresses. She says to another sunfish out of frame, “please don’t tell me you forgot our date night.” Panel 2: the other sunfish stares at her blankly with a gigantic chunk missing from its head.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Elmo
@elmo
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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported
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