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marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A second white Tyler has joined the Knicks 021
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marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is it “Language Jones”? I remember enjoying a couple of that guy’s videos then found out he was a Zionist with the attendant genocidal worldview 011
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marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The takeaway from the monologue is that they should’ve had Josh Hart in all the sketches with him for support 041
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marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Looks like a slow news day on Bluesky controversy 170
marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mamdani should start a program to support having old guys playing board games in every park in the city. Once you lose them you lose the neighborhood. 010
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Reposted by marco rubio’s coke guyIDF Hannibal Brigade @hannibalbrigade.biz · 19/09/2026If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Hasbara it’s that if you repeat something enough, lots of dumb folks will believe it. If you love Israel, you get to vote on Wednesday this year. 0322
marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m really curious how many nonprofit all-hands meetings this has caused 010
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marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Honey, if by “pinball room” you don’t actually mean the Telescope Room, then I think we need to have a discussion on this one 120
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marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Important announcement to all American friends of Israel: The US election is on Wednesday this year 050
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marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wonder what the environment is like inside a charity right after a celebrity playing for them on a gameshow eats shit 141
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marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If 9/11 happened today, lower Manhattan would be covered in dusty funko pops for weeks 040
marco rubio’s coke guy @seriouspro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My favorite trope is cartoonists hugging their cartoon families but I also got a kick out of Penny Arcade trying to angrily make it about video games 140
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