Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Complaining about El Niño in english makes you sound like Homer Simpson. 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I binged Slow Horses and the Steven Conrad tv show Patriot back to back, and I can’t stress enough what a terrible, uninspired and boring tv show Slow Horses is. 110
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A nuclear apocalypse wouldn’t kill off the cockroaches, unless that nuclear apocalypse also somehow triggered a flood of slightly soapy water. 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Guy who thinks it’s emasculating to poop sitting down. 001
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t think rich people should be allowed to play sports because they have an unfair advantage. 011
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Men stop assuming that all women are from your 10⁻³⁷m planck length universe challenge: impossible. 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve never hated a TV show’s theme song more than I hate Mick Jagger’s absolutely atrocious Slow Horses song. 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You need clothes to buy clothes in this sad, mixed up world. 021
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I always try to watch elephant graveyard videos but i never make it more than a few minutes in before i realize I’m exhausted and we still haven’t gotten past the cute little intro segment. I wish I could but I can’t. 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 25 years ago today, this happened. youtu.be/qJfWIFll_Y4?...youtu.beLeftöver Crack - Mediocre Generica Full Album HDYouTube video by AceVenoms 100
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026NEW SLEEP IS GOOD 👍youtu.beSLEEP - Hempispheres (Full Album 2026)YouTube video by WEEDIAN 100
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Overheard outside the Grove AMC: “This is one of best movie theaters ever. They got popcorn… everything!” 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It’s a difficult time for my family, we had to put down my childhood dog because he was woke. 010
Reposted by Matt OlsonMatt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026cottage cheese is just feta that has already been partially digested and regurgitated by mother 001
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Almost responded to someone’s engagement prompt then I realized I could just unfollow them instead. 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026(Tik Tok video of me holding my neighbors at gunpoint and forcing them into a crudely made wooden cage that is sort of shaped like a map of America) Lethargic Voice Over: Do you like America-shaped prisons? Let me know in the comments if you think it’s a good idea. 020
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Europeans don’t use Miles as a unit of measurement, they use Kill My Self 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I will breathe in while driving through a tunnel, but only because society forces me to do so. 011
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I beleive it’s necessary to block on sight anyone who responds to posts with a Dan Levy reaction gif, regardless of their politics. 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I care a lot about “traditional values” (I won’t smoke weed with a white lighter) 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If Donald Trump really loved America he would change his name to Donald America 021
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Say what you want about Rodd and Todd Flanders, their noah’s ark song really slaps. 120
Reposted by Matt OlsonThe Canary @thecanaryuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Israel murders first child under 'kill for kites' order Within hours of the kill order, Israel's occupation forces slaughtered four-year-old Hassan Al-Qatraoui and other members of his familythecanary.coIsrael murders first child under 'kill for kites' orderWithin hours of the kill order, Israel's occupation forces slaughtered four-year-old Hassan Al-Qatraoui and other members of his family 310599
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“I don’t subscribe to any politcal ideology, I just use my own common sense” - Guy who is a libertarian. “I actually don’t bother with music genre classification, they’re just useless labels” - Guy who listens to metalcore. 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The military is so cool they said active service members can watch Tung Tung Tung Sahur videos now, it just adds an extra year of service to their contract per video! 🙌 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My leg hair in the sunlight looks like the shit Russel Crowe’d be waving his hands through at the beginning of Gladiator 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Joe Pesci: Were you able to find me a role like we talked about? Where I play a mafia guy who’s really responsible and level-headed? Agent: Sorry Joe, I’ve got some bad news again… 021
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I think this guy is taking my feedback and he’s starting to make these flyers more coherent. 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Ranting all day on the internet about how “THE JAB” was a satanic plot to destroy civilization but I’m talking about JibJab ecards. 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026You can tell the HotD intro tapestry isn’t being sewn by Helaena because it’s all battles and no bugs. 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’m not normally one to make political predictions, but Marisa Simonetti is going to be the first female president of this great nation 🙌 100
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I know you’re only following me for updates on the ascension of global consciousness, so here you go. This one is of particular interest to those of you experienced in AI-compatible wombs. 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Call it “unrealistic”, but beer you can smoke is inevitable, it is the future. 020
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026At 9:11 every day you can make a wish but the one rule is you can’t wish for more 9/11s. 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Wanna see some stuff that burned in my neighborhood lately? I think it’s neat! 110
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Mamdani’s silence about the bad roommate in Bushwick has been deafening, btw. 030
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026So which is it? Did V step into the crowd, taking in live performances at Vogue World: Hollywood, or is Japan turning footsteps into electricity? Get your story straight motherfuckers. 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The HotD ensemble is so good in this episode partly because everyone is split up into pairs: Rhaenyra/Daemon, Alicent/Halaena, Larys/Aegon, Ormund/Daeron, Alys/Aemond, Addam/Baela, Criston/Gawain, Oscar/Roddy, Torrhen/Sabbitha. Everyone’s got a cool buddy dynamic except for Tyland the 3rd wheel. 120
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026That’s a nice article you wrote there, it’d be a real shame if someone scrolled past the first several pages of navel-gazey anecdotes and started reading at the part where you get to the fucking point. 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026One of the biggest writing mistakes in TV history is how they named him “The Fonz” instead of “Mr Cool Guy” 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026If you liked season 7 of Thrones, you deserved season 8. 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I’m waiting for just one liberal politician to say something nice about Sam Neill. 000
Reposted by Matt OlsonCrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 13/07/2026On July 13, 2019, Willem Van Spronsen was killed by police while taking action to disable the fleet of buses that serve the Northwest Detention Center, a private immigration detainment facility in Tacoma, Washington. Everyone should read or re-read his final statement today: crimethinc.com/willemcrimethinc.comOn Willem Van Spronsen’s Action against the Northwest Detention Center in TacomaWe understand why Willem Van Spronsen decided to give his life to interrupt the violence that is perpetrated against undocumented people in the US. 311651771
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Not to be a conspiracy guy but it really seems like Mitch drank Lindsey’s life force or something. 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The Sopranos is an important cultural artifact because of the way it documents the advent of the Big Mouth Billy Bass, and the effect that it had on the world, what it meant for people. 000
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026GoT omitted the scene where Ned Tells Arya that she reminds him of Lyanna and that she looks like her, and didn’t get anything close to the smoke Dunk&Egg got for omitting the “Night who remembers his vows” line, and cutting Lady Stoneheart didn’t get half the smoke that HotD cutting Nettles did. 111
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Why are people telling Graham Platner to drop out, he just stole the entire GOP electorate out from underneath Susan Collins! 010
Matt Olson @metalson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If you were gonna do the clockwork orange procedure on Kash Patel, you wouldn’t have to put shit on his face. 000