fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 49mthe fact that i have to work when it's literally nap time 030
fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 10hi was worried trying these would awaken something in me and i was right 1111
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the recent conversations about "restorative justice" have been making me want to slam my head against a wall. restorative justice is no consequences forever if i like the guy enough!!! 160
fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026carly rae jepsen doing shows in my neck of the woods right around when i will likely be moving again next year. it's joever 020
fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026yeah i will put up with a lot given that there's no controlling other people's lives in an apartment. the only times i got pissed about it was people upstairs blasting music at fuckin 3 am and screaming at each other or dumping trash on our porch 010
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i’m literally tired and it’s like nobody even cares 040
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when the artist is a little too good at drawing boobs not to be gay 080
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i am officially on medicaid again (yay) but for a minute i was Between Insurances and i kept having fainting spells at work and they asked if they should call an ambulance and i had to insist that they did not, because i am uninsured, and then they weakly suggested the company's Health Chatbot 150
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it's wild that Sisqo got away with "dumps like a truck" 141
fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i like physically cannot resist falling asleep on the couch anymore. i will sit down with every intent to Do Something and then i will wake up in a puddle of drool two hours later 130
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 28/09/2026do you think the zoloft blob and liberty biberty ever explored each others bodies 2111
fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 28/09/2026personally i have a grudge because he joined the military after 9/11 120