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@serenityfails.bsky.social
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i'm gabe (they/them). i draw elves and titties and elf tittes. you can also find me other places: ⭒ serenityfails-art.tumblr.com ⭒ archiveofourown.org/users/serenityf… ⭒ serenityfails.neocities.org

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 49m
the fact that i have to work when it's literally nap time
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 10h
i was worried trying these would awaken something in me and i was right
peelerz gummy mango candy
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 14h
you have 49 hours
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 18h
TONIGHT ON DRAWFEE STREAM! Nathan is out of town so Jacob and Julia are going to be playing Dressmaker! It’s almost like drawing, if you don’t think about it too much! twitch.tv/drawfeeshow
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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shaydh @shaydh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i still think i was funny for this but my friend didn't know the song
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GUUUUHHHHHH
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that's babygirl
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
skwunchie and sweatpants....
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the recent conversations about "restorative justice" have been making me want to slam my head against a wall. restorative justice is no consequences forever if i like the guy enough!!!
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
carly rae jepsen doing shows in my neck of the woods right around when i will likely be moving again next year. it's joever
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah i will put up with a lot given that there's no controlling other people's lives in an apartment. the only times i got pissed about it was people upstairs blasting music at fuckin 3 am and screaming at each other or dumping trash on our porch
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(huey lewis voice) i want a new hole
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
does it ever suddenly occur to you that you are sentient
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the nightmare section is legit scary!
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
saw someone buy dunkin donuts dog treats today
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
snnnzzznnz
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
euuughhhh
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i’m literally tired and it’s like nobody even cares
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smitten kitchen @smittenkitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My favorite brownies are intense, fudgy, and a little chewy and fantastically easy too: 7 ingredients, 1 bowl, and you could be eating them 40 minutes from now. smittenkitchen.com/2012/08/my-f...
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
always put salt in your eyes
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She’s got Norman Reedus eyes
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when the artist is a little too good at drawing boobs not to be gay
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sucks how many toys are just gambling now
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
how crazy is taste as a sense... like that's crazy right
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gertritude @gertritude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. Go outside. (This is where all the interesting ideas are.)

GIANT SUN: What if you wrote your own DND inspired romantasy novel?

ME, EXITING CARTOON HOUSE: Hot dog!
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For 15 years, there is no one I have relied on or trusted more than my friend and brother Mikey Goodmark. The support he shows to everyone he touches represents what every human being should be. But Mikey is struggling. And we have reached the point where we need help getting him back to safety.
gofund.me
Donate to Keep Mikey and His Cat in Their Home, organized by Raven Jakubowski
Our lifelong friend and found family member Mikey Goodmark is currently facing… Raven Jakubowski needs your support for Keep Mikey and His Cat in Their Home
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i enjoy the Rpattz Is A Weird Fucked Up Guy genre
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IM SLEEPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if i had mashed potatoes right now everything would be different
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
combat hit grunt
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/05/2025
kermies #art
7 fully coloured drawings kermit the frog making scrunchy faces
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
little paws. little curled up paws
orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what i'm saying is we live in cyberpunk hell world but it's not even cool to look at
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i am officially on medicaid again (yay) but for a minute i was Between Insurances and i kept having fainting spells at work and they asked if they should call an ambulance and i had to insist that they did not, because i am uninsured, and then they weakly suggested the company's Health Chatbot
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024
if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
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gll l a m . @glamdoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Commission Sheet for 2026! If you have a project in mind that you don't see here let me know about it! I'm free to talk at glamdoodleworks@gmail.com or in my DMs✌️
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's wild that Sisqo got away with "dumps like a truck"
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i like physically cannot resist falling asleep on the couch anymore. i will sit down with every intent to Do Something and then i will wake up in a puddle of drool two hours later
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
15 years ago, beauty products were called Aunt Mim’s Garden: Herbal Nourish Creme And now they’re called Helix Mind Laboratories: Triple Restore reFutureMist
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you think the zoloft blob and liberty biberty ever explored each others bodies
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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
personally i have a grudge because he joined the military after 9/11
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