iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if i had mashed potatoes right now everything would be different

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

combat hit grunt

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

little paws. little curled up paws

orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i am officially on medicaid again (yay) but for a minute i was Between Insurances and i kept having fainting spells at work and they asked if they should call an ambulance and i had to insist that they did not, because i am uninsured, and then they weakly suggested the company's Health Chatbot

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".

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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024

if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr

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✨Glam✨ (but Beaw) @glamdoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New Commission Sheet for 2026! If you have a project in mind that you don't see here let me know about it! I'm free to talk at glamdoodleworks@gmail.com or in my DMs✌️

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's wild that Sisqo got away with "dumps like a truck"

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i like physically cannot resist falling asleep on the couch anymore. i will sit down with every intent to Do Something and then i will wake up in a puddle of drool two hours later

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

15 years ago, beauty products were called Aunt Mim’s Garden: Herbal Nourish Creme And now they’re called Helix Mind Laboratories: Triple Restore reFutureMist

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

do you think the zoloft blob and liberty biberty ever explored each others bodies

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Iron Circus Comics @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

NOW OVER 50% TO OUR NEXT GOAL and at over 360 backers! Only 12 days remain to come get your next volume of RIGSBY, WI! We're just $1 away to $9000! Stop looking at porn and come back the Kickstarter! 🖥️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...

An oldschool Windows Media Player is in the first panel with a girl in a thong pulling her shirt over her head only partially visible. It's then covered up by AOL instant messanger popping up saying "J_Dogg_2000: beth stop looking at porn and come outside".

Beth looks slightly indignant like she wasn't actually just casually watching porn saved to her computer. "Hey."

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

remake OoT link kinda looks like my cousin

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is the dream our forefathers fought for.

A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it's kind of funny that people who are richer than god still can't legitimately pay people to love them and it eats them up

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

a race against time (to eat the rest of this cake i made before it goes bad)

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🍟 ~hanni~ 🍟 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

well well well, if it isn’t ol’

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

they used to have bill hader on tv

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it is weird people hassle me about wearing a mask when i interact with 500 open mouthed coughing sick strangers buying cold medicine every day

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

too many movies i want to see not enough days off work

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hair done up so high and my titties sitting right And the beat that I'm bangin', I'm Miss Delicious Beat that I'm bangin', beat, beat that I'm bangin' Beat, beat that I'm bangin', I'm Miss Delicious Beat that I'm bangin', bangin', bangin', bangin', bangin', bangin' Bangin', bangin', bangin'

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Cute Pets Boston @cutepetsboston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hi, I'm Bernard! I'm a Domestic Short Hair looking for a forever home in Salem, MA. 16 Years · Male · Large size Learn more and adopt me: www.jotform.com/form/91074569657167 #AdoptDontShop #Boston #Salem #CatsOfBluesky

Photo of Bernard, a Domestic Short Hair available for adoption

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Beck Poppins @beckpoppins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Halloween cocktail week 2026 Day 4: The “Bad Spa Day” Inspired by the game ‘Crime Scene Cleaner’ Someone has to clean the bodies out of the pool and it might as well be you. No one is left to catch you getting into the booze and you might as well have a drink... #cocktailrecipes Recipe below⬇️

A bright blue frozen cocktail topped with a toy ducky and a cucumber slice. The lighting is soft and pool-like but the background is splattered with fake blood

#crimescenecleaner #alcohol #cocktailrecipe

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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my work assistant is very bossy and keeps drinking my coffee

yuzu the black and white hooded rat poking her head out of a mushroom shaped hut on a desk next to a keyboard and monitor

yuzu the black and white hooded rat peeking around the corner of a screen

yuzu the black and white hooded rat face first ass up in a mug try to like coffee dregs off the bottom

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

took my little gummy to fall asleep but ended up in a loop where i just kept thinking "Jesussica Christina"

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

for the last like four years for some reason my brain substitutes the lyrics of "redneck woman" with "i'm a trans-gen-der person i ain't no cis femme broad" and that's it. the thought ends there. and it just gets stuck in my head like that. free me

'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad

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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It is bisexual visibility day which means you need to look at me, a bisexual, and read my comic, which also features many bisexuals Rigsbywi.com Get it in print: www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...

A page from Rigsby WI book 3. Jeordie and Bryan are walking out of the woods at a hunting trail access point.
Bryan: I should…I’m gonna just walk home from here.
Jeordie: thanks for coming. Over. Coming over.
Bryan: heh
Bryan: (wincing) hmh

Jeordie takes Bryan’s hand and kisses him.

Jeordie: bye
Bryan turns and walks away, hunched.
Bryan: bye

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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Disable gambling ads:

Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressed

Sponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressed

Manage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)

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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this

special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

something i have learned from crj's newest is she really will do anything to get her man to take a shower

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desperately seeking suzn @suzn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

brainchild.suzannegeary.com/comic/prolog... you should read my webcomic; I'm currently in the coloring stage for the remaining 36(!! whoa!!! so many!!!) pages of ch. 4 and expect to start updating the main site with them come november. but what's already there is awesome and beautiful and free.

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

cat making delicious vegetable soup

painting of a cat wearing a chef's hat and a necklace with spikes stirring a pot of creamy soup with carrots and broccoli

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Kami, CEO of Old Man Yaoi @kamidog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It was my great honor and joy to provide a cover for this issue!! SBB is an *institution* and if you haven't heard of it yet, you should absolutely check it out!! It's full of the most delicious queer smut!

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 22/09/2026

Hey can you watch the register real quick? I got the zoomies.

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it’s a singing No Children to myself kind of shift

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i like a majority of the tracks on crj's newest but i can't get with 'versailles'...... the tempo changes just are not jiving for me it feels like two totally different songs stapled together

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

this meeting could’ve been a psychosexual journey into the id

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026

NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…

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