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Serena Smiff

@serenasmith.bsky.social
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🏔️ PNW Girlie 🎶 Former Military Musician 💻 Current Comms Pro ⚓️ Navy Veteran “Your favorite poster’s favorite poster” - Mom Friend 64

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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 18h
The past two days I’ve been called a “man” and simultaneously inundated with DMs from folks who are attracted to women. Existing is hard but damn I look good doing it 💁🏼‍♀️
Serena in a mirror selfie. She’s wearing a black skater type dress with a white collar like Wednesday Addams. She’s coyly looking to side with her hand on her hip.
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim'llpaintit
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
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god bless
ALT: god bless
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/09/2026
why has congress put forward a resolution condemning DSA but not 9/11? do they not care about 9/11
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
babe are you okay? you've barely drank from your four-font "YAY! SAME Penis FOREVER" mug
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Screenshot of a fake NYT opinion piece titled “Perhaps Some Queer Voices Should Be Silenced”
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026
Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Positioning a trans actor as the moral voice of reason, an unwavering advocate for Zeus’s law, and a man whose ultimate betrayal symbolizes the destruction of civilized Greek society for the sake of the 'victory' at Troy, is especially pertinent to where we are currently."
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I watched The Odyssey last night. My biggest takeaway was this scene turned me on and now I have to debrief myself on what this means… 5/5 stars
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 12/03/2026
masturbating is just orgasmslop you only like it cause it makes you feel good
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Nick, uh, BOO, I guess @gotenonnimbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I love how inscrutable tuning in to SGDQ is mid run, you hear stuff like "Sliding off the edge extends your Coyote Time" and the people in the audience nodding along like "yes of course, longer Coyote Time is optimal."
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
There are more people at the weekly 🏳️‍🌈 social outing at the gaming store in my small town than whatever this is
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My every day carry in this liberal hellscape called Seattle (the dagger was ethically sourced from the lesbian bar).
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I tabled at Trans Pride and had the best time. It hit me hard how incredibly lucky I am to be surrounded by community. A year ago I was isolated as the only trans person in my entire field in the Navy. Now I’m one of multiple in my new job. It’s jarring but in the best way possible.
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is a safe space, right? Hear me out…
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Spongebob Squarepants Karen Talking
Alt: Spongebob Squarepants Karen Talking
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Work provided me with a new camera so that means your girl had to get some practice taking pictures on the ferry ⛴️
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
HRT saved my life
Fred Durst in his signature backwards red hat. His right hand is reaching towards the camera. Me looking very cute in a black motorcycle jacket, black dress with a white collar, and slightly curled ash blonde hair.
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I turned 40 today. Aging like wine (so far) 💁🏼‍♀️
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
While reading the quoted post I was reminded of a similar situation that happened to me. Two years ago I was interviewed by the Navy. My story was published across multiple outlets. Now it stands redacted (I redacted this screenshot for security purposes and no longer have the original version) ➡️
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Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
One element to this I think is worth mentioning - and the one that has caused me the most general anger toward my colleagues at the DoD - is that this dishonor of women and servicemembers of color may have started with Hegseth, but it is maintained principally by active duty and civil servants. /
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Anyone need me to pick anything up while I’m here?
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I saw the fabulous Lucy Darling last night and the audience was perfectly unhinged (as to be expected from Tacoma). Lots of fellow nonprofit-working queers in attendance
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It’s been a minute since I posted something for attention but these hips are getting crazy
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Thrifted this dress and I’m feeling myself 💁🏼‍♀️ ft. some new shoes with fat laces (like we used to wear in high school… 22 years ago)
Mirror selfie of Serena in a blue Vera Wang shirt style dress that she thrifted.
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MallBat! @mallbat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
T4T B2B - GOOD GIRL WITH A GUN: GOTY EDITION out now
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/04/2026
yeah my thought when i hear that is "tell this to the president and his goons"
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I gave a speech last night and I absolutely slayed 🫦
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I’m always saying this!
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
this is what they said it would be like under socialism
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hayden johnson @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
they want you to believe that every trans person is automatically a soulless self hating pervert but that every powerful person on the epstein list was just friends with jeffery for his personality
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Making fancams of my queen counts as professional development when my profession is social media and comms
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Heist movie idea: It’s basically Tokyo Drift meets Book Tok. A gang of rambunctious JDM drifters must hijack the Schoolastic Book Fair truck by putting aside their differences. Obviously the Toyota Supra would be the hero car. Is this something?
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Just decluttered my house and now it’s time to unwind with some tea and the ‘96 Romeo + Juliet
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I'm sorry, but Baz Lurhman making the guns in Romeo + Juliet Sword and Longsword as like, makes, was the coolest shit ever. "Give me my longsword" hell yeah Baz I was 12 and am 41 and that still fucking rules. Louder, Baz. 11 is amateur hour. youtu.be/D3BayBl6_2g?...
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Romeo + Juliet (1996) - 'Gas Station Scene' [1080]
YouTube video by Screen Themes
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Big day for all the gay people that follow me. I got a new suit and I’m gonna be extra about it
Serena wearing a dark blue suit that was tailored to her measurements. She strikes a power yet sassy pose in her 3” heels.
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This time last year I was forced to figure out what to do in the event I was forcibly removed from my dream job. It all worked out in the end 💖
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I posted this one year ago today. An executive order was issued that signaled the end of open service for folks like myself. I did what I always did; I took it personally and laced up my boots, like normal. Now, as I sit on the other side of gates, I’m doing what I can to right this colossal wrong.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I spent Saturday treating myself at the salon and getting fitted for a new suit. I was surrounded by women and nonbinary folks who were fawning over my figure and style. It was a nice reminder that people see me for who I really am. Gals and theys are the best 💖
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yesterday, I had a surprise virtual meeting with a sitting US senator and forgot I had this beautiful print (by @alternatecyborg.bsky.social) hanging in the background, along with my Blahaj in frame. I feel like I proudly represented the 🏳️‍⚧️ community.
Print by AlternateCyborg titled “Valerie”. Pictured are two femme characters from Cyberpunk 2077. The character on the left is tilting the other character’s chin towards their open mouth (as if to make out with her).
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Sometimes ya gotta be the hottest gal at the NYE party 🎊
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Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how small: -Was selected to represent the entire US Navy at an international panel -Was too trans for the US Navy and was subsequently kicked out -Gave a lecture at an international conference -Became hotter -Started a new career
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