Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 18hThe past two days I’ve been called a “man” and simultaneously inundated with DMs from folks who are attracted to women. Existing is hard but damn I look good doing it 💁🏼♀️ 000
Reposted by Serena SmiffLa vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jim'llpaintit 51095298
Reposted by Serena Smiffgem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863771684
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?static.klipy.comgod blessALT: god bless 000
Reposted by Serena Smiffonion person @junlper.beer · 02/09/2026why has congress put forward a resolution condemning DSA but not 9/11? do they not care about 9/11 623099271
Reposted by Serena Smiffjamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026babe are you okay? you've barely drank from your four-font "YAY! SAME Penis FOREVER" mug 371525160
Reposted by Serena Smiff Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage. 1905536804
Reposted by Serena Smiffpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is 1344426506
Reposted by Serena SmiffMatt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026"Positioning a trans actor as the moral voice of reason, an unwavering advocate for Zeus’s law, and a man whose ultimate betrayal symbolizes the destruction of civilized Greek society for the sake of the 'victory' at Troy, is especially pertinent to where we are currently." 529579
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I watched The Odyssey last night. My biggest takeaway was this scene turned me on and now I have to debrief myself on what this means… 5/5 stars 000
Reposted by Serena Smiffemma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 12/03/2026masturbating is just orgasmslop you only like it cause it makes you feel good 752274
Reposted by Serena SmiffNick, uh, BOO, I guess @gotenonnimbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I love how inscrutable tuning in to SGDQ is mid run, you hear stuff like "Sliding off the edge extends your Coyote Time" and the people in the audience nodding along like "yes of course, longer Coyote Time is optimal." 0106
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026There are more people at the weekly 🏳️🌈 social outing at the gaming store in my small town than whatever this is 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My every day carry in this liberal hellscape called Seattle (the dagger was ethically sourced from the lesbian bar). 010
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I tabled at Trans Pride and had the best time. It hit me hard how incredibly lucky I am to be surrounded by community. A year ago I was isolated as the only trans person in my entire field in the Navy. Now I’m one of multiple in my new job. It’s jarring but in the best way possible. 100
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 21/06/2026This is a safe space, right? Hear me out…static.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants Karen TalkingAlt: Spongebob Squarepants Karen Talking 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Work provided me with a new camera so that means your girl had to get some practice taking pictures on the ferry ⛴️ 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I turned 40 today. Aging like wine (so far) 💁🏼♀️ 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026While reading the quoted post I was reminded of a similar situation that happened to me. Two years ago I was interviewed by the Navy. My story was published across multiple outlets. Now it stands redacted (I redacted this screenshot for security purposes and no longer have the original version) ➡️ 210
Reposted by Serena SmiffClay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 23/05/2026One element to this I think is worth mentioning - and the one that has caused me the most general anger toward my colleagues at the DoD - is that this dishonor of women and servicemembers of color may have started with Hegseth, but it is maintained principally by active duty and civil servants. / 414158
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Anyone need me to pick anything up while I’m here? 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I saw the fabulous Lucy Darling last night and the audience was perfectly unhinged (as to be expected from Tacoma). Lots of fellow nonprofit-working queers in attendance 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 08/05/2026It’s been a minute since I posted something for attention but these hips are getting crazy 000
Reposted by Serena SmiffCasey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC. 110129713678
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Thrifted this dress and I’m feeling myself 💁🏼♀️ ft. some new shoes with fat laces (like we used to wear in high school… 22 years ago) 010
Reposted by Serena SmiffMallBat! @mallbat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026T4T B2B - GOOD GIRL WITH A GUN: GOTY EDITION out now 421274
Reposted by Serena Smiffjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/04/2026yeah my thought when i hear that is "tell this to the president and his goons" 304164544
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I gave a speech last night and I absolutely slayed 🫦 000
Reposted by Serena SmiffTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/03/2026formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format 16139493453
Reposted by Serena SmiffKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294993978
Reposted by Serena Smiffderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026this is what they said it would be like under socialism 1050191564303
Reposted by Serena Smiffhayden johnson @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social · 22/02/2026they want you to believe that every trans person is automatically a soulless self hating pervert but that every powerful person on the epstein list was just friends with jeffery for his personality 15010
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Making fancams of my queen counts as professional development when my profession is social media and comms 001
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Heist movie idea: It’s basically Tokyo Drift meets Book Tok. A gang of rambunctious JDM drifters must hijack the Schoolastic Book Fair truck by putting aside their differences. Obviously the Toyota Supra would be the hero car. Is this something? 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Just decluttered my house and now it’s time to unwind with some tea and the ‘96 Romeo + Juliet 000
Reposted by Serena SmiffMatt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I'm sorry, but Baz Lurhman making the guns in Romeo + Juliet Sword and Longsword as like, makes, was the coolest shit ever. "Give me my longsword" hell yeah Baz I was 12 and am 41 and that still fucking rules. Louder, Baz. 11 is amateur hour. youtu.be/D3BayBl6_2g?...youtu.beRomeo + Juliet (1996) - 'Gas Station Scene' [1080]YouTube video by Screen Themes 1627873
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Big day for all the gay people that follow me. I got a new suit and I’m gonna be extra about it 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 10/02/2026This time last year I was forced to figure out what to do in the event I was forcibly removed from my dream job. It all worked out in the end 💖 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I posted this one year ago today. An executive order was issued that signaled the end of open service for folks like myself. I did what I always did; I took it personally and laced up my boots, like normal. Now, as I sit on the other side of gates, I’m doing what I can to right this colossal wrong. 000
Reposted by Serena SmiffDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center 600206034323
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I spent Saturday treating myself at the salon and getting fitted for a new suit. I was surrounded by women and nonbinary folks who were fawning over my figure and style. It was a nice reminder that people see me for who I really am. Gals and theys are the best 💖 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Yesterday, I had a surprise virtual meeting with a sitting US senator and forgot I had this beautiful print (by @alternatecyborg.bsky.social) hanging in the background, along with my Blahaj in frame. I feel like I proudly represented the 🏳️⚧️ community. 1222
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Sometimes ya gotta be the hottest gal at the NYE party 🎊 000
Serena Smiff @serenasmith.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how small: -Was selected to represent the entire US Navy at an international panel -Was too trans for the US Navy and was subsequently kicked out -Gave a lecture at an international conference -Became hotter -Started a new career 010