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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 13h
Help I played too much Dressmaker and it enraged my problematic arm/nerve issue and now I am in so much pain. 😭😭
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so often the stupid personal essay de jure is a flagrant case of "that's an inside thought, mama. that's for your journal"
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This Bandcamp Friday, support an independent artist (or a few!).
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love how I pay so much for health insurance I can’t even use for the things I need it for. I think we may actually be living in the Bad Place.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The invalid is still winky but tolerating her medication (and high on gabapentin, so high).
A fluffy black cat, stretched out on an area rug showing off her very fuzzy belly. She is looking at the camera with her right eye slightly closed, and her paws dangling in the air.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In case you’re wondering how this gray, dreary Monday is going: Princess Donut developed concerning signs of eye irritation so she had to go to the vet. Her Royal Highness needs to receive antibiotics multiple times a day for the next several days. We are all having a Bad Time. 😿
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ICE cannot do what it’s doing without local law enforcement. They need their manpower and infrastructure. That means if you want to stop ICE you are going to have to confront police collaboration and police power. I’m sorry but progressive hopes of avoiding this conflict are a recipe for failure.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My husband (with the help of Modern Pastry) understood the assignment.
A decadent chocolate birthday cake, elaborately decorated with dark chocolate ganache, frosting swirls, andwhite chocolate pieces, with “Death to my Youth” written in elegant white lettering in the center of the cake.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is only the fifth time she has ever come up on the couch and allowed me to pet her like this, and previously never stayed for more than a few minutes. This time she chirp-announced herself like her brother does when he jumps up on the bed for pets, and has just settled in to snooze. 🥹
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Princess Donut decided to come up on the couch near-ish to me and demand scritches. She’s still near me, 20ish minutes later. This is unprecedented. Best treasure at the end of the rainbow!
A fluffy black cat with a bobtail, curled up on a gray couch. A small glimmer of a rainbow from a window crystal is visible on the upholstery, almost touching the cat’s body. A pale arm and hand are visible, reaching over to pet the cat’s back. Yellow, white, and gray-blue throw pillows are visible in the background.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another day where my terrible oven fails to cook food properly!! Can’t afford a new oven in this economy since I am NEVER trusting a gas oven again after dealing with this one since 2019, and it will cost $$ to switch to induction.
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Erin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is human trafficking on a massive scale.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
hi, it's me since 2024. I worked 100k+ jobs for most of my career, then AI and fascists ruined the fields I work in and I turned in 7k applications before giving up we've actually been here for a while
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🏳️‍🌈Alex Vander Veur💙🇲🇽🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇵🇸🇻🇪💙🇺🇸💔 @alexvanderveur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Post by Shon (@gayclackvet):

Say you're in a room with 400 people. 36 don't have health insurance. 48 live in poverty. 85 are illiterate. 90 have untreated mental illnesses. And everyday, at least 1 person is shot. But 2 are trans so you decide ruining their lives is a priority. That is what's happening right now.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
If you're on here telling trans people to shut up and vote, you should be angry that Republicans have manipulated you to such a degree. Why aren't you angry about it
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Raise your hand if you, too, have been personally victimized by the fact that the American Girl “historical” collection includes a PizzaHut personal pan pizza and summer reading program set. www.americangirl.com/products/piz...
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Pizza Hut® BOOK IT!™ Set for 18-inch Dolls | American Girl®
This Pizza Hut® BOOK IT!™ Set includes a personal pan pizza and box, a ’90s BOOK IT!™ pin replica, a “free pizza” certificate, and a doll-sized book.
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is only the eleventh day of the school year and I have caught a cold from my children. Sigh.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another day, another attempt to get a vaguely reasonable quote for replacing our stupid tiny deck. The contractor pulls up in a CYBERTRUCK.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bucky plays fetch with his springs. Sometimes he wakes me up by thrusting a spring into my hand while I’m sleeping. He is adorable and relentless and oh we love him.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Internet friends, today my hope for you is that something brings you 1/10th of the joy this cat has with his springs.
A short-haired black and white tuxedo cat lying down on a knit blanket, reaching out a single white paw not quite touching a bright red plastic spring.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pro: my glasses are no longer sliding off my face when I look down at my knitting. Con: they are perhaps TOO secure because the tip of one arm is digging deep into my skull and I didn’t realize until I’d been wearing them for a few hours so I can’t easily head back to the glasses place. 😩
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Waiting mode is The Worst.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe instead of all these thinkpieces about how to cut corners we tax the fuck out of the 1%.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YES!!! I have so many Thoughts and Feelings about what they did with her character vs. the books.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t want to jinx anything, but I finally did a complete comb-out of my younger child’s hair and DIDN’T find any lice. Have children, they say; they’ll bring so much joy to your life! … but they never mention the bugs. 😭
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will note that when there was something my PCP was concerned about several years ago, they had appointments within a few weeks and I got seen pretty quickly. So it seems it’s the routine/screening ones that are difficult to schedule.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In my head I started chanting “one of us! one of us!” but then it (naturally) morphed into “MAKE! MORE!” (this is a reference to later episodes in the season). Seriously ping me if you want to virtually watch together, I just can’t really have it on 2:30-8:30 EST because children.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In April I went to schedule mine, saw the earliest was at the end of August and said “oh well” and booked it. Then I saw that the appointment is actually for late August NEXT YEAR. 😩
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John Ma 🇺🇦 @nakhthor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WTF
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Okay, the Discord app not allowing me to actually X out of their “reminder” to turn on push notifications, resulting in a permanent banner disrupting the posts I actually want to read, may result in me permanently uninstalling it.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 12/09/2026
Holy shit y'all.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let's talk about an excuse I'm seeing, that politicians are just using transphobic rhetoric to temporarily win conservatives and will revert to more pro-trans positions in office. So we should vote for them anyway. I've investigated governments for over 20 years. That ain't ever how it works.🧵...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's not about "fairness in women's sports" any more than it was about "ethics in gaming journalism."
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
First week of school and somehow I am already deep in the trenches of battling lice. And schools no longer do any kind of checks so despite letting other parents know I’m concerned about re-infestation. SIGH.
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Chris Dwan (he/him) @somershade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AI might kill off humanity in the same sense that a gun might kill a person. While technically true, it’s more useful, actionable, and correct to talk about the people who loaded the gun, pointed it at us, and are smirking with their finger on the trigger.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got my flu & covid shots this morning! Don’t know if I’m tired because life or tired because vaccine reaction. But hopefully I’ll have some protection before traveling next month.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rewatching The Vampire Lestat for the umpteenth time, and “armends” will never not be hilarious.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🎉
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm so sorry. My mind came up with this joke yesterday and now I'm forcing you to see it.
The "so you agree" meme from Mean Girls. In the first panel, Regina says "labor is entitled to all it creates" and Cady responds "yeah totally" and then Regina responds "so you agree: taxation is theft"
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nothing quite like wrangling a 5’2” ten year old hopped up on laughing gas! I really wish this kid would stop getting cavities (yes we do all the things the dentist recommends to prevent them). Sigh.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Note that the house is horribly contaminated with animal waste and currently has no utility service, so I have to pray the local Home Desperate has all the PPE I need in stock after I fly in.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So I am tired physically thanks to the mattress disagreeing with the demons living in my spine, and emotionally exhausted from everything else going on. If anyone has advice for how to not destroy my body & mind on my upcoming trip to try to sort through my dead aunt’s house, please pass it along.
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(And yes, we shelled out for the hybrid model they recommended for larger bodies.)
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septicidal @septicidal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For whatever it’s worth, anyone reading this - don’t buy a Purple mattress if you’re plus-sized. It will be great for like 3 years and then slowly deteriorate until you start having trouble sleeping for more than 5 hours because of excruciating back pain.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF featuring a beautiful ladybuck on the left wearing stripped down business attire she is in a modern office and on there is the physical manifestation of salary discussion lookin like a NICE BIG DOLLAR SIGN with a smiling face
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