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@seleniteflowers.northsky.social
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Tragic little digital swamp creature She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Vegan

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
Pokemon SLAY to the polls
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
OPEN THE SCHOOLS
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was trying to explain to my uncle yesterday that table salt and sea salt are the same* mineral. He didn't believe me that sea salt wasn't magically super healthy compared to table salt. *Sea salt sometimes contains other salts, but is mostly sodium chloride.
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
get equipped with weird nap
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bi women are the trans women of cis women
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
free palestine
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
episode 002
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
A cartoon illustration of two characters from Big Walk each holding one half of the demon core. They are walking towards each other as if to assemble the demon core. A poster with the radioactive symbol on it hangs in the background.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/04/2026
i don't know why companies don't hire as many trans women as possible when they'll all overwork themselves for twice the productivity of anyone else but you only have to pay them 60% as much. just seems like shrewd business!
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SOUP SEASON
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 30/09/2026
Ultimate Transsexuals. 10 Hours 69 Transsexuals. 69 Cocks 134 Balls. The Best Of Edition Full Of Cocks
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nagash was weak
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
She t on my slur 'til I thursday
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Then Toad felt very tired, and he fell asleep.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PUBLIC TRANSIT IS BISEXUAL -ANYONE CAN RIDE IT i rest my case
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had my first consult with a sleep doctor. I am told my neck has normal thickness.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a repeat after me song
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
Y'all I turned in my assignment 8 minutes late because I was writing too much about hydrogen boil-off
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Eating glue is the weaponization of intellectualism
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 11/09/2026
texas democrats doing an incredible job of ensuring i never even considering moving back
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
full bush did 9/11
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is so real. The shit people would say to my white mother was so heinous that she cut off multiple friendships within days of the attacks. A lot of people asking if my dad knew the hijackers or about The Plan. Oh, and my mom thought he’d died in the towers while being asked all of this.
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Chris @asmarcd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm a white Arab American. Most ppl would never know that's my background by looking at me. The day after 9/11, family friends, who did not know, where at the house and openly talking about how all Arabs and Muslims in the US should be rounded up into camps. I was 12 years old. We were never united.
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
cat around a swiffer, it says "Everybody
gangsta till mom starts mopping with the
Swiffer WETjet"
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HALLOWEENTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
CHAPPELL ROAN IN FIFTH ELEMENT STEWARDESS MODE AT DAISY CHAIN FIELDS OH MY GOD
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
There are only 2 genders, corn and brassica oleracea.
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 30/08/2026
i love when women
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Fairaday - Centipede Baddie @faira.gay · 29/08/2026
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Sex and Death at Dark Fryasma @darkfry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The shit I have to say in my Discord
Darkfry: Please talk about Bionicle somewhere else, and not in the NSFW channel
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm doing double takes seeing old photos of me in my parent's house. You can't convince me I used to look like that
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
holy shit i just saw the news, do you guys think charlie kirk is gonna pull through??? i think he’s gonna pull through
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
Y'all ever spend two full days investigating a bug, only for it to be a 1 line change?
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃🐶🎃 $380/$700 @garaktailor.com · 22/08/2026
A mox tax appears!
An orange and white cat on her back looking up at the camera menacingly with a stuffed cat nip mouse next to her.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Little construction hat wearing kitten in a snowy field with a bowl of hot soup
"If you're not making hot soups with me
You're making hot soups against me"
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Lea // CathGuac @delayedtrigger.scryfall.com · 18/08/2026
"Dear Scryfall, please keep your support of trans rights comfortably out of sight. Signed, Dumb Ass". Scryfall operates thanks to a gaggle of trannies and fags. The loud and obnoxious support for trans rights will continue until morale improves.
A new feedback message has been submitted

Re front page

Why do you feel it is necessary to inject politics into the front page of a CARD DATABASE?

I dont care if you are "community oriented", I play Magic to escape politics and all that bullshit. There is a time and place for discussing gender politics and this isnt it fam

As for a solution, perhaps link to another page saying "Support these causes we believe in" that way its not in your face, still accessible, and lets people decide the content they want to see

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Middle finger emoji
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 17/08/2026
There are two types of trans women: Northernlion or Jerma.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 14/08/2026
man: I have made house cats vets: you fucked up a perfectly good lion is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finished The Amazing Digital Circus last night. Fantastic show. The ending really hits you right in the feels.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
There should be a trombone emoji. I need to be able to react with a womp womp.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ah OK so I looked in to it a bit more. The upper stage failed to enter an appropriate graveyard orbit. www.projectpluto.com/25010d.htm#srp
projectpluto.com
Upper stage impacting the moon on 2026 August 5
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 04/08/2026
Actually impressive the GNC engineers goofed the navigation this badly. Not an easy feat to do.
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