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Tragic little digital swamp creature She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Vegan

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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
A cartoon illustration of two characters from Big Walk each holding one half of the demon core. They are walking towards each other as if to assemble the demon core. A poster with the radioactive symbol on it hangs in the background.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 17/05/2026
There's so much you could try to fit to that graph lmao. At least give the graph units man.
Figure 6. Share of Adults Aged 25 to 34 Living with Parent.

Line graph depicts share as a percentage from 1983 to 2023. There is a rapid growth from ~10% in 2003 to ~19% in 2019.

Source: https://home.treasury.gov/news/featured-stories/rent-house-prices-and-demographics
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 15/05/2026
Prismatic Strands my beloved
Prismatic Strands
{2}{W}
Instant

Prevent all damage that sources of the color of your choice would deal this turn.

Flashback—Tap an untapped white creature you control. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Illustrated by GrafitArt
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 10/05/2026
Tonight's slop
A pot of black beans, bananas, green bell peppers, onions, garlic, vegetable bouillon, tomato paste, and molasses sitting on a stove.

It's been cooked down to the point of being thick and all goopy-looking.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 01/03/2026
Tonight's slop
A plate of TVP, onions, green bell peppers on gluten-free rice. Sauce is ketchup and soy sauce.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 17/02/2026
Scurry of Gremlins
{2}{R}{W}
Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Then you get an amount of {E} (energy counters) equal to the number of creatures you control.

Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

A whiff of aether brings the horde out of hiding.

Illustrated by Ben Wootten
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 06/02/2026
Y'alls roster take walk-ins?
Fblthp, the Lost
{1}{U}
Legendary Creature — Homunculus

When Fblthp enters, draw a card. If it entered from your library or was cast from your library, draw two cards instead.

When Fblthp becomes the target of a spell, shuffle Fblthp into its owner’s library.

1/1
Illustrated by Jesper Ejsing
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 04/02/2026
One of my favorite cards in pauper WW
Raffine's Informant
{1}{W}
Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

“I’ve analyzed the vault schematic. Do you want the fast way, the easy way, or the secret way in?”

2/1
Watermark: Obscura

Illustrated by John Stanko
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 06/01/2026
Archon of Emeria
{2}{W}
Creature — Archon

Flying

Each player can’t cast more than one spell each turn.

Nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.

“Archons dispense justice according to an ancient, and flawed, premise.”
—Nissa Revane

2/3

Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 05/12/2025
In the style of the Honey I shrunk the Kids movie poster. Caption reads "Honey, I shrunk my balls." Rick Moranis holds a needle and looks at a bottle of estrodial valerate.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 26/10/2025
Dutch ovens make the best camp food.
4 cinnamon rolls with icing oozed on top in the bottom of a foil-lined dutch oven.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 25/10/2025
#Vegan tamales a friend made for me.
A poor quality photo of a half-eaten tamale on a plate. The filling is seitan cooked in a dark red sauce. Unsure what all was used. It has a hint of sweetness and an enjoyable amount of spice.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 18/10/2025
Tech for pauper tortex. Gains life and lets you recycle kitchen imps.
Mukotai Ambusher
{3}{B}
Artifact Creature — Rat Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{B}
Lifelink

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Illustrated by Raymond Swanland
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 14/10/2025
Chickpea slop with shawarma seasoning.
Chickpeas, collard greens, red onion, jalepenos, and sliced black olives cooking in an instant pot.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 13/10/2025
Asparagus growing looks like someone is trying to prank you by sticking some in the dirt.
Nine asparagus stalks growing in soil. It looks as if someone bought asparagus at the store and stuck them in the ground.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 08/10/2025
Tofu scramble slop
Bowl of tofu scramble with a swirl of ketchup on top. Scramble is made from tofu, potatoes, onions, red bell peppers, and pickled jalapenos. Onions and tofu are tinted red from paprika and chili powder.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 08/10/2025
I don't have large-scale good news, but the cat my sibling adopted last month has really come out of his shell. And he looks like this a lot.
Side profile photo of a black cat on his back with his paws curled on his belly. His head is facing towards the camera with a toothy, goofy grin.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 28/09/2025
Leftover chili I made for a potluck
A bowl of chili made with black beans, kidney beans, soy curls, tomatoes, and jalapeños.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 25/09/2025
Cookies!
A rectangular baking sheet of cookies. Cookies are in an awkward square shape and melded together giving the appearance of one massive cookie because I didn't space them far enough apart.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 24/09/2025
Vegan mac with sweet potatoes.
A bowl of cavatappi pasta and sauteed onions covered in a creamy sauce made from primarily sweet potatoes.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 20/09/2025
Split pea soup with soy curls
A bowl of split pea soup with soy curls, carrots, potatoes, celery, and onions.
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Flatbread enjoyer @seleniteflowers.northsky.social · 15/09/2025
Anyways looks at these biscuits I made
3 nonuniform homemade biscuits on a plate.
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