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Andrew Hedges 🦔

@segdeha.com
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Founder @MadEggLabs.com. Creator of Is It Yacht Rock? linktr.ee/segdeha

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know this is my third or fourth go around with this kind of technological innovation for consumers and citizens. And a lot of it is the same. Same pattern of exaggerated benefits, underestimated challenges. What’s new this time is the sector isn’t even pretending to care about the consumer.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 29/09/2026
Us after we build too many data centers
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I think what's driving the poor AI marketing is two fold both caused by the culture that has developed in SV 1. The tech industry is dry on hyper growth idea after years of building investor expectations of hyper growth. So they are desperate. 2. Tech investors and leaders are weird af.
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Mad Egg Labs @madegglabs.com · 27/09/2026
ID those #YachtRock songs with Is It Yacht Rock?! isityachtrock.com
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Mad Egg Labs @madegglabs.com · 27/09/2026
Get ready #DWTS fans. Yacht Rock is on the dock! ew.com/dancing-with...
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‘Dancing With the Stars’ season 35 week 3: Yacht Rock songs and dance types revealed
The ‘Dancing With the Stars’ contestants are taking on yacht rock for week 3 of season 35. See who is dancing to what song.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Wiretap yourself by choice or by decree. bsky.app/profile/hype...
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 26/09/2026
In defence of the AI CEOs, I too like to describe things I’m not interested in doing as impossible
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you have more empathy for the box of blinky lights than you do for, say, trans people or refugees, you are frankly a bad person
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 25/09/2026
In my mind, I am imagining a particular shade, a certain specific color, an ineffable hue. If, by chance, you come to me draped in a robe, your garment dyed with a pigment that matches _precisely_ the tint I have imagined, then —only then!— will you be hired. I pray fortune finds you worthy.
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Holli Winters @holliwinters57.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm surprised they haven't blamed Biden for it!
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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 24/09/2026
It’s all just so…embarrassing. It’s as if they’re determined to find out just how cringe the government of a global superpower can be. #StupidestTimeline
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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Eric Bailey @ericwbailey.website · 23/09/2026
Inclusive design teaches us about alternate input modalities, and loves to use "holding a newborn with one hand" as an example, but I think there is also room for "your needy dog thinks using the trackpad is petting the laptop and gets jealous."
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MommyUnit of Beach Therapy, Wine & Super Bowl Wins @mommyunit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A memory from the past but still applicable: "It helps if you imagine auto correct as a tiny little elf in your phone who's trying so hard to be helpful, but is in fact quite drunk."
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/09/2026
VERY IMPORTANT NEWS: It’s Fat Bear Week! I do love a fat bear 🐻 explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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deconspray @deconspray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Screen readers don't read pixels. They interpret what our code exposes. Accessibility starts with semantics, not appearance. www.linkedin.com/pul... #Accessibility #A11y #ScreenReaders #WebAccessibility #InclusiveDesign #WCAG #DigitalAccessibility #AssistiveTechnology
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Do screen readers actually read the screen?
Most screen readers never look at the rendered screen. Instead, they get information from the browser in two ways.
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Where’s Taco Wallace? @cheeziebreezie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I… I beg your fucking pardon?
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Spongebob's Violent Coughing Fit
ALT: Spongebob's Violent Coughing Fit
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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 19/09/2026
Greenland doesn’t belong to us
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Thanks to the alt-text users. Truly. Thank you so much.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
I didn't think the USA could fall any lower, but how the hell do you manage to make bacteria-infected SOAP? That's literally soap's ONE JOB. www.health.com/hand-soap-recall-sep… #shitpost #contamination #soap
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Derek Featherstone @feather.ca · 17/09/2026
Quick Accessibility Tip: Keyboard. Keyboard. Keyboard. Want to have a massive impact on accessibility for your product, right away? Do sprint demos/reviews with a keyboard only. No mouse. #accessibility #ProductManagement #a11y #inclusion
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 16/09/2026
See, here's a problem with Tina's social media: this wordy, but informative post should have been the *second* post. First post should have been: "No new data centers! Call your reps!"
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the moon report 🌖 @seachanger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
clearly I-5 should be 80% depaved with remainder used as a micromobility arterial
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Hollywood Steve Huey @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines yacht rock as..." we are officially official
Screenshot of Merriam-Webster Instagram post reading: "Yacht rock (noun): SOFT ROCK, especially: a style of soft rock music originating in the 1970s and 1980s." Footer: "New words & definitions 2026." Instagram caption from Merriam-Webster account: "New words just dropped"
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Mad Egg Labs @madegglabs.com · 15/09/2026
Big day in the Yacht Rock world. But be careful out there, kids. Not all soft rock is Yacht Rock! isityachtrock.com
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 13/09/2026
The people that brought you The Problem proudly present... The Solution.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/09/2026
for instance my generalization that everyone in the trump administration is a garbage monster who should be jailed seems pretty accurate to me
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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demi 🪄 @deminlawrence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the us just reheats its old nachos over and over again and i am sooooo sick of it
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was a 30 year old high school teacher on 9/11. Please miss me forever on talk about how it "united" us. I spent the year fighting with casually islamophic coworkers (teachers!) and principals who were staging classroom "anthrax drills." It brought out the worst in the worst people.
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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 10/09/2026
This whole thread 🤣
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I used to make long distance phone calls on a rotary phone. You cannot scare me.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
again: if it is frightening why not stop doing it. why not slow your rush to an IPO. just kidding it's clear that you would rather roll the dice with house money for your chance to join the oligarchy
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Steve Faulkner @stevefaulkner.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
alt text 🤖 #accessibility is #political
A NORWEGIAN'S MESSAGE TO MAGA:

Hi

Norwegian here.

A hard thing to explain about social democracy is that we WANT our taxes to go to the 'undeserving.'

Not because we're naive. Because it works.

Healthy people cost less.

Educated people contribute more.

Housed people are more stable.

The 'undeserving' are actually pretty good investments.

But the main point is that in a healthy society there are no 'undeserving.'

There are just people."

- Trond Solberg, Norway
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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 10/09/2026
Post-9/11 is when Americans traded liberty for security, resulting in us having neither.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 06/09/2026
It would be embarrassing if it wasn’t so dangerous
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The world is run by narcissists
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Federal minimum wage in: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 2022: $7.25 2023: $7.25 2024: $7.25 2025: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
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Justin Pot @justinpot.com · 04/09/2026
It's like a Temu listing for a lake.
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Layers of stupidity
Calling Lake Ontario "Lake America" is stupid for the obvious reasons, yes, but also for historical ones.
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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 05/09/2026
Consistency isn’t exactly this administration’s strong suit, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say, yes.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/09/2026
i think much of the democratic party's low ratings reflects a palpable sense that it is institutionally incapable of standing up for itself or going on the hunt
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Erik Kroes 👀 @erikkroes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"I noticed the frontpage of your website is over 400MB. Is it also available as a CD-ROM?"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026
but I am sorry, I simply cannot see building a press office that does effective social media outreach as a scandal in a world where explicit republican partisans control nearly every media outlet or social media site and are loud and up-front about how much of a thumb they’re putting on the scale
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Niki Dykstra @enephdee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What a terrible day to have eyes
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