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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 21/08/2026

they say this like it's a threat 😂

linkedin screenshot from 4 hours ago with the headline: meta trial could spell the 'end of social media as we know it'

Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 24/07/2026

i'm so tired. how can some people be so consistently terrible? and why do they get to lord over the rest of us who just want everyone to be able to live their best lives?

Headline that reads: Amid Deadly Temperatures, GOP Advances Bill to Ban Federal Heat Protections for Workers

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 24/07/2026

How does it make you sound if you ‘AltaVista It’?

Saying ‘Google it’ makes you sound old. ‘Search it up’ instead.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 04/07/2026

thanks to @justinpot.com for answering my non-futbol-watcher questions

me: do they just play until they die of old age? where are the penalty kicks?

justin: two 15 minute halves then penalty shootout. 5 shots each.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 27/05/2026

From an actual post on LinkedIn about a meeting of VCs. Shoot me now.

Illustration of a toothbrush with a thought bubble next to it containing an image of a brain. The caption says: The Toothbrush Use Case. Successful founders identify ubiquitous, frequent needs and reimagine them using autonomous, “aalways-on” AI technologies. Yes, they misspelled “always”.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 14/04/2026

OK, this is pretty funny. I’m definitely not a Russian bot, but sketchy? Fair.

sjimmyp.bsky.social has me on a list called suspected russian bots that has 96 people on it and has a one-word description: sketchy.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 12/04/2026

Found this photo of me from 2011. Simpler times… 😅

Me at a rustic retreat center on the South Island of New Zealand, surrounded by trees with a clear blue sky above. I'm wearing shorts, a yellow T-shirt and a pink afro-style wig. My short goatee shows no grey. I'm spinning a junior-sized Seahawks football on my fingers like a basketball.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 18/03/2026

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team can y'all PLEASE do something about all the spam? 🙏 i report & block accounts like this, but it's incredibly tedious to have to do so. it's starting to make me dread coming onto the app.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 31/01/2026

Me just now trying to explain to Val a slice of what I’ve read about tonight about what’s in the Epstein files.

Charlie Day stands crazed, gesturing with a cigarette in one hand in front of a wall of papers, some connected by string

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 25/12/2025

Wow, love the stand! And love your choice in guitars! 🙂

Red wood-grained Fender Telecaster on sitting on a wooden guitar stand.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 29/09/2025

War. Ravaged. (Remember to add alt text, everyone. Thanks!)

A hand-drawn sign sits at the base of a tree next to an urban street. The sign reads: because you are alive, everything is possible.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 26/06/2025

desktop zero > inbox zero, tbh

Screen capture of a very large macOS desktop with zero icons on it. The background image is from Giant's Causeway in Northern Ireland. There are 3 widgets visible: Portland weather (currently 70F), calendar, and world clock showing Bangkok, Portland, St Louis, and Toronto.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 12/06/2025

probs just a coincidence most of the internet was basically down while that was going on

screenshot from downdetector.com showing red spikes indicating services are down on the graphs below 12 different major sites on the internet including google cloud, aws, and cloudflare, all major components of web application infrastructure.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 15/03/2025

No way. Capitalism is a never ending fountain of fortune. We just need to give the oligarchs free reign, then we’ll all be better off. </sarcasm>

"The final stages of capitalism, Karl Marx predicted, would be marked by global capital being unable to expand and generate profits at former levels. Capitalists would begin to consume the government along with the physical and social structures that sustained them. Democracy, social welfare, electoral participation, the common good and investment in public transportation, roads, bridges, utilities, industry, education, ecosystem protection and health care would be sacrificed to feed the mania for short-term profit. These assaults would destroy the host."
-Chris Hedges

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 26/02/2025

Our old place would be somewhere in that red circle, I think.

cropped version of noelle's original photo showing mostly miller bay with a hand-drawn, red circle around a strip of beach towards the southeast corner of the bay

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 16/02/2025

I’ve never found a fakin’ bacon I like. Do you have a favorite? Here’s our result. Not a bad first attempt. Didn’t make enough sauce for the amount of pasta. Otherwise pretty tasty!

Plate of thick pasta noodles in a carbonara sauce with sautéed baked tofu bits on top. Behind the plate is a small bowl of red sauce and a mini baguette, sliced in a wooden cutting board.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 12/02/2025

Next gig is March 22 @ 7pm @ The Shaku Bar here in #Portland. Spend the evening with us sharing music and community! ☮️ ❤️ 🎵

A beautiful, sunburst Telecaster guitar lies on a wooden floor. The photo is altered to be a little dark and moody and a little grainy. There are overlapping filters of varying levels of dark and light at odd angles overlapping the image. In the upper left, yellowish/orange text reads: The Worst Friend, Susan Retondo, and hedgefire. In the bottom right bluish/white text reads: March 22, 7pm, live music, no cover, The Shaku Bar, 3448 NE Sandy.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 10/02/2025

There, fixed it for them. Seriously, this is so insulting to the writers in my life. They work so hard to create something original.

Daniel Miessler's tweet with "shitty, derivative" above it in a handwriting font, so the tweet now reads, "Writing shitty, derivative novels is about to become prompt engineering and narration."

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 25/01/2025

Source: www.instagram.com/p/DFNG7y5NBdO/

Protestor holding a red sign with the words: If you think you love freedom, but you don't care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 21/01/2025

@momalusk.bsky.social I've never posted a video before. I'm trying out the captioning feature to see how it works.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 28/12/2024

I do love to complain about crappy accessibility/UX, but here’s a good example! Kudos to Hotels.com for making their unsubscribe link obvious and descriptive! 👏

Screenshot of the email footer from an email from Hotels.com. Links are blue and underlined on a white background. The unsubscribe link has the link text "Unsubscribe from Personalized Trip Recommendations".

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 24/12/2024

“you will be visited by three spirits” the three spirits:

Left to right: Inigo Montoya, Vizzini, and Fezzik from The Princess Bride standing at the top of the Cliffs of Insanity.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 13/12/2024

Did a farewell get together with some local folks from The Collab Lab tonight. Amazing to hear the impact the program had on so many people. 🥲 End of an era! the-collab-lab.codes/farewell/

people gathered around 3 end-to-end picnic tables with food and drink. pictured from left to right: aloe, jeremiah, andrew h, mindy, mindy's boy, michelle, andrew d, megan, patty, lars, val, jen's husband, jen

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 12/12/2024

It was good, ngl. See you there next week! 😉

close up pic of a bar with a bartender blurred out in the background, in the foreground is a 1 ounce pour next to a bottle of widow jane bourbon, aged 10 years in new american oak barrels, made with pure limestone mineral water from the legendary rosendale mines of NY, blend of straight bourbon whiskeys

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 09/12/2024

tbh, every time i read qubits in my head i hear q*bert. i love that he just full on curses when he dies.

screen capture from q*bert 3. protagonist has just died and shows a speech bubble above him that reads @!#?@!

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 25/11/2024

If you’re ever planning a trip to Portlandia, let me know. I might have recommendations. 😅

google maps screenshot of the portland metro area. it's hard to see any streets for all the pins saved to the map!

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 23/11/2024

I’ll try to do more of a write up in a couple of days when I’m back in Portland and caught up on sleep. 😅 Current status pictured. 🏖️

Andrew stands in the late afternoon sun on a pier with South Beach in the background.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 20/11/2024

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

BJ and the Bear, a TV show about a semi-tractor trailer-driving hunk and his chimpanzee sidekick

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 19/11/2024

Age yourself with your first computer.

Texas Instruments TI-99/4A connected to a 13" color TV. The screen is cyan with color bars along the top and bottom. The screen reads: Texas Instruments Home Computer. Ready. Press any key to begin. © 1981 Texas Instruments.

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 17/11/2024

Ha, that was amazing! I’m Broccoli, which fits, tbh 😅

Veggie ID
Broccoli
Strengths:
-Good leader
-Comes up with the craziest, wackiest yet best ideas???
-Weird bursts of courage
Weakness:
-Too scared to ask their crush out and also delusional
-Perfectionist tendencies
-Chronic case of bedhead
"Sometimes people just don't see my vision"
"Is everyone ready to go?"
Alignment: Lawful 40%, Neutral 40%, Chaotic 20%
Good 80%, Neutral 15%, Evil 5%
Hidden Talent: Finding good in everyone, including their ex
Peer reviews:
"Soft hands" -Garlic
"Carried my team project" -Potato
"I want to make a start up with Broccoli, but they're already working on one with Garlic" - Bok Choy

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 17/11/2024

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

a beach at sunset, a small island topped with trees is centered at the horizon, backlit by an orange sky, a glassy smooth lagoon is in the foreground reflecting perfectly the island and sky above it

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 05/09/2024

Spent Labor Day weekend in extreme SE Oregon (Steens Mountain, Alvord Desert). Getting down that way, if even for just a few days, is always medicine for the soul.

dark blue 2006 jeep wrangler with a black soft top and black wheels sits on a dry lake bed pulling a silver tear drop trailer

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Andrew Hedges 🦔 @segdeha.com · 31/10/2023

Bring it on, trick-or-treaters!

Two skeletons dressed as Andrew and Val sit on a bench holding a sign that says, “What took you so long?”

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