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Seedy E

@seedye.bsky.social
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No dreams, sad memes, but that's okay.

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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not Moomin shoes!
Image of text, in the style of the "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR" anti-piracy advert.

Text reads: "YOU WOULDN'T FOOTFUCK A MOOMIN"
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
OH NO I tried to find a GIF of the Monty Python And The Holy Grail scene, where King Arthur goes "Old woman!" at the peasant man. I searched for "Monty Python old woman" POOR CAROL CLEVELAND SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS
Info box from the top of a search results page:

Carol Cleveland / Age
84 years
January 13, 1942
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Remembering the ancient ways
Screenshot from a BBC educational website. The expanded section reads:

"10. How to be polite and show respect

In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout

You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I've had this hanging around for a couple of years, in case I started three new hobbies...
Image divided into three parts: Some lichen, labeled "Lichen!"; a submarine, labeled "Sub!"; an image of a scribe from an Egyptian frieze, labeled "Scribe!"
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I do enjoy the genre of "street names as warnings"
Slightly blurred screenshot from Google Street View, showing a sign for a road called "Prince Andrew's Close"
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Not when Bear Grylls' self-image fantasies exist
Bear Grylls. I will not elaborate.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I *love* all efforts to reinterpret paleontology, especially when it uses pretty clear evidence like this. Early researchers were doing their best, & I had all the plastic toys as a kid, but we shouldn't treat it as "settled" science. See also: The Yeetosaurus! #art #paleoart
Screenshot of post by tumblr user keuhkopussirotta:

Hey, you know spinosaurus (picture of spinosaurus skeleton with long protrusions above the spine, and artist's impression that looks like a Jurassic Park velociraptor with a fin on its back)

What if their spine thing was actually more like the hump of a buffalo? (picture of a buffalo skeleton, with an arch of protrusions from the vertebra near the shoulder, and a photo of a buffalo looking like a massive brick of muscle)

ATTACHMENT POINT OF *IMMENSE* NECK MUSCLES (sketch based on spinosaurus but with all of the protrusions contained in the animal's back, creating a huge, muscular beast. 2nd sketch showing it grabbing & throwing a smaller dinosaur.

IDEAL TO GRAB AND YEET LESSER DINOSAURS
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
2-panel cartoon.
1. A person labeled "transphobes" is reaching for a yellow ball labeled "basic biology." The person has a vacant smile.
2. A large pink blob creature, labeled "advanced biology," has appeared behind the person & started to grab them. They still have a vacant smile, but are now sweating & looking worried.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
- The ether they huff could have also been used during early severance, and/or used during attempted reintegration - It's also a solvent. If, for sci-fi reasons, you wanted to mix ether with, say, povidone-iodine solution (toxic to brain tissue), can you guess what colour that would be? 8/
Screenshot from Severance. Reghabi holds a syringe that contains a brownish liquid.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Fuck me, these are getting harder.
Fake "Captcha" mock-up, with the title "Select all images with EVIL" and the grid of nine images showing Kamala Harris, Kate Middleton, Benjamin Netanyanu, Jerome Powell, Donald Trump, Yulia Navalnaya, Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Claudia Sheinbaum.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I wasn't a fan of the numbers round. This shows the amount of *immediate* data sharing attempts, which rose to over 1,000 after about 30 mins. I hope this post doesn't invoke the corporate wrath of Susie Dent's agents, banning me from ever seeing her word of the day, because I pointed it out. 1/2
Collage of ten screenshots. Vast lists show several hundred data sharing attempts within the first few minutes of running the game "Two Words with Susie Dent." 

Data collected includes physical & software info about the device used (make & model, Android version, screen size, battery state, are headphones being used), along with user's first and last names, postal code, GPS coordinates, language, and gender.

The companies on the other end of this data sharing are Google, Facebook, Unity, AppLovin, Vungle, Talent Game Box, and GameAnalytics.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
April 1999. Live TV. Lee & @herring1967.bsky.social being fucking heroes. This was on the BBC, where Savile had a bizarre amount of power & control. Is it just a coincidence that they didn't get another series, with Stewart Lee only reappearing on the beeb 10 years later, 2 years before JS died?
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Always looking for creative ways to avoid tasks, at least coffee is socially acceptable...
Image of text: Procrasturbation (noun) To masturbate and put off something that should be done
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
For discussions about alt text on media, I saw this simple guide doing the rounds. I like to call it the caption-ybara, but I don't think that name is going to catch on. #AltText #accessibility #disability #VisualImpairment #VisuallyImpaired #ScreenReader
An infographic titled “How To Write Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including identify who, expression, description, colour, and interesting features. The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Looking down on a city street with multiple pedestrian crossing zones, hundreds of anonymous people are purposefully navigating the crowd. Subtitles from a voiceover, robbed of any context, read "I don't seem to be able to have dreams, plans."
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Screenshot of a man pushing a shopping cart, with subtitle text that reads "life is the worst."
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