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Seattle Scott

@seattlescott.bsky.social
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PNW OG. Former Pastry Chef. Seattle Food Tour Guide. Former Pluto @ WDW. You Tuber wanna be. Trying to make sense of a crazy world… ✌🏼gay af, old as shit. ⭐️Fluent in the following: sarcasm, humor, imagination, and cussing

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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 22h
This iconic photo captures a concert fan named Paval Konovalchik being lifted high above the crowd in his wheelchair at a 2017 music festival.
This iconic photo captures a concert fan named Paval Konovalchik being lifted high above the crowd in his wheelchair at a 2017 music festival.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 15h
Went to the Northwest Chocolate Festival today… so many noms… started with a walk by to a “new to us” dispensary where we picked up this Bong Buddy! Space Ape! C’mon… #cannabis #medicine #marketing #washingtonstate #hilarious #bongbuddy #seattle
A jar of Space Ape cannabis. The jar has a label with a monkey in an astronaut suit like from the movie gravity. Ai, I'm sure… still funny. A bong Buddy is an amount of pot… usually 2 grams… where an “1/8th” is 3 grams… so a BB is a little cheaper and you can try all the kinds… hellur
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/10/2026
in other unfortunate metaphor news, the Carousel of Progress is closed
The Carousel of Progress, from the 1964 World's Fair, at Disney World
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/rHOFP...
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Letterpress printing a rainbow Dolly Parton quote
YouTube video by Sacramento History Museum
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🇨🇦 NanaGale @nanagale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Me… looking stunning at 63 years old… blue sky behind my bald head
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Progress City @progresscityusa.com · 01/10/2026
This might be my favorite thing ever posted on the Internet
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s Thursday! Drop day! Woo Hoo! Come with me to Indi Chocolate at Pike Place Market in Seattle! Nomnomnom #seattle #tourguide #thingstodo #eatseattletours #chocolate 🍜🍫🍪
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Indi Chocolate at Pike Place Market #chocolate #seattle
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Paste Magazine @pastemagazine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Macklemore's "Free Palestine" tour sells out immediately
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Macklemore's "Free Palestine" tour sells out immediately
The rapper's three-day tour includes stops in Dublin, Paris, and London, all scheduled for the last week of October.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ROAD TRIP!!!!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
from the editing bay at Seattle Scott Studios!
Scott holding a bottle of Indi Chocolate body lotion. The owner, Erin is next to him. The background blown out in a super speed tunnel!
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m so doing this from now on LOL 😂
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Darlene Graham is a pretty hateful cunt for being so new to the team… somebody shut that harpie up! Holy Fuck?
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Don Moore @capture907.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The transition from blue hour to light pollution hours in Seattle. I wasn't expecting the plane coming towards me at the end to take a hard right turn. Note, you can see the Loupe near the top of the Space Needle rotating. It's not hard to look at.
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2yr old Jeff Bridges with his Dad, Lloyd, in 1951.
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Just Jenny 867-5309 @jenny867-5309.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think this administration will spend the last part of their term burning files & building to destroy evidence.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stayed up too late editing my next opus… so high on my own supply! 🎥🎶✨
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Best!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@bestifyoudont.com Right J?! … you don’t know.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He is a criminal. They are criminals… I know it. You know it… they know it… WTF is going on. Please Arrest the #POTUS
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here a yikes there a yikes everywhere a YIKES yikes
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m like a walking ad for Seattle Tourism!
Smiling Seattle Scott in front of the windows at Climate Pledge Arena Seattle Center… big Pepsi logo inside and a reflection of the space needle on the outside
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ToeKnee amouronana 🌈 @tonymcpan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
worth a watch of someone who spent $44 billion to buy a social media platform $44 billion folks it’s chump change to him
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Polymarket @polymarket.com · 24/09/2026
JUST IN: Seattle named the 4th "greatest city in the world" for 2026, trailing only New York, London, & Paris.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am kind of a sucker for marijuana marketing! Look at it! About to pop off some Larry Cake!
A new bag of marijuana in the shape of Larry David’s head. Freddy’s Fuego growers, Larry Cake strain. Pics and stickers of pot leaves
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love it
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s fun… has old timey music too… nom.
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StaceyActually @socialistchi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I go garbanzo on that bean till that chickpeas
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hit the comments… a land paved with cheesecake… Get my coat!
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Craving a cheesesteak. Fortunately, I live in Philadelphia.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“*invented in 2003 to sell spiced coffee.”
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
👍
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had no idea how stupid we are. Get your head outta your ass, America…
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Moxie @dracocat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pre Compliance with Fascism only further enables fascism.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck this alien
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hometown
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New Jo Koy on Netflix… good stuff! He’s easy to watch… his tribute to his dogs is… best! 🐶🐕🦮🐩🐕‍🦺🐾
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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sharing some cheesecake photos 😘
A cheesecake
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m fucking old now… but still: My parents went out of their way to teach honesty, truthfulness, empathy, and compassion. They WOEFULLY neglected my preparation and safety in a world after 2020. Woefully Undertrained in falsehood, cheating, thievery, insurrection, insubordination, or lying. shit.
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Dave Jones @bigrockdj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I went back in time to 1982 to get you a cake. Happy birthday!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I saw a clip on shorts and then kind of curiously went and watched “Mrs. Harris goes to Paris”. If you like storytelling, tenderness, gentle anxiety, Christian Dior, excellent cinematography and dialogue, and remarkable editing… set aside 2 hours. Worth it. Every emotion known, experienced
A movie poster for Mrs Harris goes to Paris. A pink background with clip art of many characters, artwork of Paris icons, and costumes.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love Tracey Morgan. That’s all for now. 😂❤️🤣
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