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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 27/09/2026

Why does stuff jiggle when I take my shirt off now?? Ick!

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 26/09/2026

Good morning from Charli the Dachshund!

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 25/09/2026

THIS IS SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT! 😋

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 25/09/2026

Oh, shit! All the mattresses around my apartment complex are gone. 🤣 I wonder if they simply got around to it, or all the photos I sent to the county's Office of Environmental Hazards lit a fire under them. 😈

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 25/09/2026

Shiny Female Nidoran on the loop! #PokemonGO

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 24/09/2026

Javelina crashed my dad's morning walk.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 24/09/2026

Oh. My. Goddess. On Monday, I was banned from donating plasma for a week, and by Thursday I've already noticed increased energy, sharper mind, better sleep... and this hasn't happened in forever... For two days now, I've woken up with my Strait of Hormuz open and operating at full capacity. 😳

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 24/09/2026

If you were looking for more signs to cancel HBO Max, Paramount+, and Disney+ (price hike, more ads), this was your week! "Paramount executives reportedly have discussed asking billionaire Elon Musk to take an equity stake in its $81 billion takeover of Warner Bros." nypost.com/2026/09/23/m...

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David Ellison reportedly eyes Elon Musk for Paramount equity investment — sparking fears at CNN: ‘Really scary’

David Ellison is looking to build up Paramount’s finances ahead of the mega merger, and has been mulling over several wealthy individuals who could back the deal, according to a report.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 23/09/2026

Frozen Four-Cheese Pizza, but I added pepperoni from the deli.

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POOLSIDE BARTENDER!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🎊🎊🎊🥂🥂🥂 Me and two other beautiful people made it across the finish line. 🏁

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THIRD ROUND, FRENS!! Poolside Bartender, let's fucking go!! 🧉👙

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Fuuuuuuck, bruh!! I waltzed into a resort hiring event because I saw jobs like valet, pool service, fitness instructor, bartender, etc. But now I'm waiting in a giant ballroom with 50 other people dressed to the absolute nines!! I want to sneak out but I'm already signed in by name and number. 😱

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I unlocked a new way to get murdered. Somebody reached out over the Campfire app and asked if I wanted to meet up on Friday for Pokémon trades. I said yes to this faceless, mystery person.

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😠 What's up with these geezers making decisions for us and choosing what happens with Planet Earth when they won't be here much longer? 🔥📝 Mental Fitness of Politicians in the United States Matters More Than Ever (By Arlen Tsao) @arlentsao.bsky.social bestifyoudontcom.wordpress.com/2026/09/21/m...

Mental Fitness of Politicians in the United States Matters More Than Ever (By Arlen Tsao)

Guest Writer and Podcast Host In the United States today, there exists more political division than ever before. People are hurting economically, regardless of their political ideologies. Over half…

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I can't have my $45 plasma profit today, but I caught another perfect Scatterbug. #PokemonGO

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*Training Montage* 🍔💪🩸

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Noooo! 😭 Banned from donating plasma for one week. All my levels are too low.

Don't leave home without them. 📷🔥

Just walked 2 miles to the park and hatched... PERFECT SHINY INDEEDEE! #PokemonGO 💯🥚✨️

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In today’s Misfit Minute, Arlen asks why we accept AI slop when we’ve rejected other undercooked products and Jason explores the point of maintaining a society. 🤖🎨 AI Slop youtu.be/BuAYYPaNsXo 🏠🌳 Society is the Point youtu.be/uKVDMVwION0 🔥🎙️ Please Subscribe youtube.com/@Spectacular...

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HAHAHA! I found a link on the county page to report environmental concerns. I had only ever made reports to the town.

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I'm trying so goddamn hard not to lose my chill and start emailing the office idiots about the current season of mattresses. All these appeared as soon as I complained enough to get the last pile removed. #It'sThePrinciple 😠

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 19/09/2026

@hollowoak.bsky.social Dude, it happened again!! I accepted a remote raid request for Mega Staraptor. "Cool, seven people in the lobby." I left my phone on the TV tray and got a hard cider from the fridge. Come back, tapping away. Wait a second... THEY ALL BAILED!! 😭🤣 #PokemonGO #PokemonNoooooo

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FUCK YES LET'S GET DRUNK WITH SEA OTTERS!! 🦦🍻🦦

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 19/09/2026

Happy Birthday, Byron!! From "who is this guy leaving trails of comments on my political or pop culture posts" to professional podcast host! Thanks for being our friend. 🎂 @kos9192.bsky.social @arlentsao.bsky.social youtu.be/JmhbnWKXWig

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Happy Birthday, Byron! From Arlen & Jason

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