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Seattle Scott

@seattlescott.bsky.social
1.8K followers 701 following 6.6K posts

PNW OG. Former Pastry Chef. Seattle Food Tour Guide. Former Pluto @ WDW. You Tuber wanna be. Trying to make sense of a crazy world… ✌🏼gay af, old as shit. ⭐️Fluent in the following: sarcasm, humor, imagination, and cussing

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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2h
Hemmeroidal suppository.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 9h
🎶 before the cream sets out too long… You must Whip It! 🎶
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 21h
🤩
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 21h
Ooooo… that surge, tho! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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CCscott @ccscott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😂🫣😂🫣😂🫣
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was flummoxed.
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Otis Redfoot @otisredfoot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Schitt's Creek: David Rose says 'You and Me Both'
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Grandfather knot clock” by Australian woodworker George Andrew, who handcrafted this piece using Radiata pine and plywood, shaping the dramatic curves using a bandsaw, an angle grinder, and lots of hand sanding. www.woodreview.com.au/photocompent...
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Landed in Facebook jail for calling a dude a pig. Can’t call people animals… or you couldn’t for a time. #donaldtrumpfuckskids
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He did… and they re-opened!!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love Lola!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And what? I’m gonna walk right up and fucking vote. Not intimidated. #fucketheseguys
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The #whatnow considers the what again? I’m not accepting nomenclature from a wanted felon. #donaldtrumpfuckskids
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Aww Vintage Smile
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Spike was one of my first friends here. I was second wave after the invites. I only got to know Rex fairly briefly… 🥹 It’s always still REALLY great to see him them spike Rex… really nice.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😆
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You too #steve! Bet on it, #fucker #nazi
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So… My Boyfriend and I have been together for 27 years. Tonight… he asked me to marry him. HE FUCKING PROPOSED! Oh, its on… watch this space for plans! We think we might Stream the Grand Event! Hahah… I’m getting married y’all!! 🤵💍🤵
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dude… god is gonna smite you with all this lying’ Mike
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#fuckoprah #hag
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I live in seattle… I ride the lightrail almost every day…. The best, Jerry… The BEST!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Minimum wage inside Seattle Proper city limits is currently $21.30. $35 doesn’t seem that far off.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please stop capitalizing ai , ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai… I don’t care what anybody thinks… it doesn’t rate capital letters… not a proper noun… not a person, or place… and is a non named thing. #fuckai
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#fat #rapist #felon #idiot #shithead #weakass #loser
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This #ape couldn’t recognize intelligence at any level #moron
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kinda wish I could text him personally so that he knows I also NEVER capitalize ai. Never.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck off Don.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know what? Fuck this #idiot
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It continues to be one of my most cherished happy places.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haha… what a shame 😎
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry, I lol’d. for realz.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do you horrible #prolapsed #cunts think you look better? Terrifying #ghouls
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hear that Seventh Day Adventist Bitches…?!?
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jim Carrey's Hilariously Terrified Face
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good. What goes around comes around #hegseth #puss #firingsquad sounds great, and I’d like to watch. #shithead
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bridget Regan: This is my surprised face
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well… we have seen that he can’t keep up with real warriors… maybe the boots are fine… can’t run anyway. #hegseth is an #intergalactic #spacepussy
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j on g @london-jon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Went to the movies tonight! Queen Budapest in IMAX… excellent night out!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#assholes
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just literally love this man more every clip I see. So favorite. Many love! youtube.com/shorts/YR_Mp...
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Being Black is not hostile act :-)
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You GO!!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All dead to me. Please stop sharing… and for FUCK’s SAKE stop buying their product… you fucking WEAK ass consumers. Booooooo!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Using an excuse instead of your iPhone presents a special kind of stupid, IMHO
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
”erudite debaters”… as if a single #MAGAT can understand those words… silly dumocrats (that should have a “b” in it by the way)
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
$5.69 regular in Seattle.
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