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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast

@seannb.bsky.social
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The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived, as voted on and awarded by me, The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived. Writer of fantasy and horror. Lover of dumb shit. 34. He/Him Linktr.ee/seannwritesstuff

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 7h
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 15h
The entire Cornell situation is so fucking bleak that I just want into walk into the ocean. The essay writing thing is like a bad sitcom joke. Fucking hell.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 17h
Hey, remember that game? Well we've remastered it for a modern audience! So now all textures are 5% more detailed and the lighting makes them look like shit. You're welcome.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The original NES Castlevania is available for free on Google Play for the series' 40th Anniversary, if anybody else happens to be interested.
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Vivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Sorry, just fantasizing about hopping a high-speed train for a weekend visit with the cool people I only know online instead of our current hellscape
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Tiernan Blanchard @gaycannibalism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am a communist and so my whole life has been accurately predicting the future, being told I'm being alarmist, and then being blamed for that future happening
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every other thread about 5e on Reddit is just "how can we solve this unsolvable D&D design problem?" And the unsolvable design problem is something that was solved a long time ago by other games, including previous editions of D&D.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can the AI bubble please burst already? I would like to buy a storage expansion for my PS5 at a reasonable price, please.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Sep 26th 2026 (Hard), in less than 13 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com Been ages since I played Clues by Sam. Nice to see I still got it
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now listening: Demons are a Girl's Best Friend by Powerwolf Such a fun song
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Beta Release on October 1st, btw
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh goddamnit I'm designing a horror TTRPG now
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Big fan of JRPG heroes with red/black color schemes who lose their innocence when familial betrayal kills their younger brother and they become imbued with demonic power. Great stuff.
Velvet from Tales of Berseria.Clive from Final Fantasy XVI.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
our own bitter karella will be on the road promoting their books Moonflow and Quaint Folk soon! Come see us, why not?
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every time i film, im trying to make john waters proud 😌
Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights.
Smut Is our friend."
-John Waters [seated hands clasped looking up at camera intently].
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyway, I've been getting into Age of Sigmar lately.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘I’m a fucking idiot. Join me.’
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More and more of my fiancée's social media feed is being overtaken by crochet stuff. More and more of my social media feed is being overtaken by mini painting stuff. We are approaching the final evolution of the Alt Witch + Nerd Boy couple dynamic.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This article genuinely gets funnier with every paragraph
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah it couldn't possibly be that buying two value meals is now $40
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The problem with writing interpersonal drama, especially when teenagers are involved, is that so much actual drama is petty and ultimately pointless, and it's hard to know if I'm getting the readers enough into the characters' mindsets that they'll be willing to take it seriously.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do schoolkids still sing the "Let's Kill Barney" parody song, or have the old ways been lost?
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've shared both of these on Patreon, but here's my next two books! #books #indieauthor #indiebooks #fantasybooks #horrorbooks
Cover for Nessalir the Red, Volume 1. It features an image of a red-haired warrior woman with a dragon's hand and a dragon's tail, beckoning the viewer closer. She is holding a sword slung over her shoulder. The cover boasts of seven thrilling sword and sorcery adventures.Cover for Lipstick. The title is written in red over the top of a pale woman's face. She has red smeared lipstick over her mouth, and her eyes are obscured. The tagline reads "a slasher novel."
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We really have a Zelda-like that explores free will and the act of creation as a means of reaching divinity in a secular world and I gotta say I can't think of the last game I played with that much goddamned juice
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes friends are very different people Cc: @planetx.bsky.social
Jadzia texting me

What, pray tell, is a mind goblin

MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS

Aha.
How droll.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big fan of how many old PS1 JRPGs are getting re-releases lately.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
huh! that IS weird
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"We'll just let the fascists have this one, and that'll make it easier for us to win" really is just peak Career Democrat Brain.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
["We're all trying to find the guy that did this" hot dog man meme . jpg]
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I actually really dislike the aesthetic of the Wolverine game. I think the AAA obsession with pursuing of "realism" resulted in a dull and utterly forgettable look for the game. Unfortunately, this conversation is ruled by weirdos who are pissed that women have laugh lines. So nevermind I guess.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop talking about Hasan Piker
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Evil Engineering @evil-engineering.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So glad you like it!! You look amazing with it!!!
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I popped onto Twitter to post a link there too and it's genuinely wild how much spam, ragebait, and other bullshit is cluttering up that site. I can't understand why it's so popular. Shit's unusable.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nessalir, Halloween, and More: www.patreon.com/SeannWritesS...
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Nessalir, Halloween, and More | Seann Barbour
You may have noticed that there was no new chapter of Nessalir the Red today. This is because I have decided to put Nessalir on hiatus until
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have this tub of cheap D&D minis that I've recently started using to experiment with painting techniques. Here's some I tried to make look like statues (with wobbly spears lmao); one old brass, the weathered stone.
A mini that resembles the Greek goddess Athena. It has been painted with verdigris paint and drybrushed metallics so it resembles an aged bronze or brass statue. The base is decorated with grass and rocks.A miniature that resembles the Greek goddess Athena. It has been painted gray and washed with dark tones, and black cracks have been painted onto it. The effect makes it resemble an old stone statue. The base is decorated to resemble snow, and the top of the mini has been drybrushed with white so it appears snow has fallen on it.The two miniatures side by side.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is my fiancée's birthday today, which means it is an international holiday that all of you should celebrate
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Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the truest answer I know to the “why do soft cozy stories like Steven Universe or My Little Pony attract a fandom of bullying wokescolds and sexually aggressive assholes” mystery. Childlike stories that escape their child audience attract mostly childish adults who are not cute and cuddly.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The special was so much fun and was so well received, and somehow it didn't lead to a new series. Meanwhile Disney continues to pour money into soulless Star Wars nostalgia bait shows.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hi, yes hello. Would you like to play a game featuring Wolverine that's more than just Fine as most of today's reviews suggest? HAVE I GOT THE GAME FOR YOU! www.theverge.com/23490255/mar...
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Marvel’s Midnight Suns is an unexpected triumph of tactics and friendship
Unfortunately, you can’t romance anybody.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looking like the reviews for Wolverine are ranging from okay to mediocre, which unfortunately means there's never going to be an end to the Discourse.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New chapter is up! While Nessalir fights beasts and assassins in the Wildwood, Iarius gets to know the nobles of the Elven Court... nessalir.carrd.co
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Nessalir the Red
Sword and Sorcery webnovel
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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast @seannb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mlem!
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 08/09/2026
subscribe to Typebar so i will keep writing essays about weird girl movies for them why is there no typewriter emoji
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Subscribe to Typebar so they can keep publishing my weird stories about tits
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Typebar Magazine (Issue 11 Out 10/26) @typebarmagazine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Typebar Magazine is losing $5,422 per year. We'd like to keep living! www.typebarmagazine.com/typebar-maga...
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Typebar Magazine: The Financials (September 2026)
We're still short.
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