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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In my third year of marriage and still setting the thermometer to 69 every time.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

OKC Thunder putting out an all-white lineup to start Summer League, unprecedented stuff.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This cathedral never plays anyone good.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Listening to Bill Simmons and Joe House in La Sagrada Família.

A man stands in La Sagrada Família wearing ear buds.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

This terminal is old as hell!

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Going through some old comedy ideas.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Really thought this was a sexual health article.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

However no one steals Uncle Sean’s thunder. I am thunder!

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

My niece borrowed my dog’s hot dog costume this weekend.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

My favorite business name in San Diego.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Thrilled to board the BART train of the sky! #Southwest

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I read 95 books this year and for the third year in a row, the best book of the year is HEAT 2.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Happy Thanksgiving from Hawaii.

A taped warning reads “DO NOT FEED THE CHICKENS & ROOSTERS” with two exclamation points, alongside a drawing of a megaphone and a very surprised chicken.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

You know what? Here's former Kings player and current Kings coach Doug Christie. No wonder his wife didn't let him talk to other women!

Shirtless photo of former Sacramento Kings guard Doug Christie, circa the early 2000's. He's wearing jeans and a belt and showing off his abs.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

And here's the 2000-01 Kings bonding, though it feels like White Chocolate can sense he's about to get traded and won't get as close to his boys.

Vlade Divac, Jason Williams, Peja Stojakovic, and Doug Christie pose shirtless surrounding a shirtless Chris Webber, who holds a basketball in two hands. This is the 2000-01 Sacramento Kings starting five.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

If you liked shirtless Peja tenderly cradling a basketball, you will love Young Water Polo Vlade Divac.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

We’re having a clearance sale.

Sean is standing and flexing under the sign of a store called STUDS

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

We scheduled a standup show for 9/11/01 at Blake’s in Berkeley and went through with it because we had no way to refund people’s tickets. That being said, I probably shouldn’t have hosted the open mic afterward just because people signed up. Anyway, this was my set list.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Me and my friend Cooper both love yelling! #NBASummerLeague

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I had to wear the Kris Humphries jersey for Opening Day. #NBASummerLeague

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Nephew was proud that none of the Giants cried even though they were losing.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Happy Birthday to Lou Gehrig, Dirk Nowitzki, Salman Rushdie, Jordan Poole, Blaise “Triangle Man” Pascal, Wallis Simpson, Moe from the Three Stooges, Nancy Marchand, Duane Kuiper, Macklemore, Paula Abdul and Garfield!

Jon Arbuckle is presenting a birthday cake to his obese housecat, Garfield.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Mr. Booze has finally finished his PhD thesis!

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

David Zaslav’s presence is why the Knicks lost.

A photo of John McEnroe sitting with David Zaslav at Game 2 of Knicks-Pacers.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

This car represents three bad decisions.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

My nephew put this sticker on my forehead during the 4th quarter and then Gary Payton II hit a three and obviously I had to wear it the rest of the game. You’re welcome.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I wrote a guide for Warriors fans looking for how to hate the Memphis Grizzlies tonight: www.goldenstateofmind.com/2025/4/15/24...

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

My mom’s diet has the least-appetizing description of food I’ve ever seen.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

And from the South region, we have Charles M. Schwab, turn-of-the-century steel tycoon from No. 16 Saint Francis. He broke the bank at Monte Carlo and built the ugliest mansion in New York City. Schwab was wiped out in the Wall Street crash, but can he survive the Final Four?

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

From the East region, it’s No. 10 Joe Bob Briggs, the drive-in movie reviewing persona of actor/writer John Irving Bloom. You’ve seen him on Monstervision, but will you see him cutting down the nets? Joe Bob says check out the Google Doc to vote.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

From the West region, it’s No. 10 Peggy Gram from Arkansas. She’s a world champion in female barbershop music and member of the Sweet Adelines. Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my…Cinderella?!?

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

From the Midwest region, it’s No. 9 Fred Schneider from Georgia. He’s bang-banging on the door of a title, and while the tournament has 68 teams, he only recognizes 52.

Fred Schneider of the B-52s performs in a suit jacket, flowered vest and a bow tie.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Vote for the Final Four of the @roundrockpod.bsky.social Alumni March Madness here: forms.gle/uj9m3jn33dcc...

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I’m guest-hosting at Amber Lounge tonight after the Warriors game is over. Because it’s at Amber, all members of 311 drink free! Even you, P-Nut.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Across the street from each other: Stop Hiring Humans, line of robo-taxis.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Salem: The official cigarette of not telling your wife the details of your wilderness trips.

A 1973 magazine ad for Salem cigarettes featuring a blonde man with a cig in his mouth with his arm on the back of a mustachioed man leaning on a wooden paddle.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I pretended to take a selfie doing #ThePose™️ to capture this influencer in the wild. This is my version of a safari.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I bought these because I thought they were probably a gross Australian snack and I wasn’t wrong!

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