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Anna Kirtlan

@seamunchkin.bsky.social
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Genre agnostic author and accessibility nerd from Aotearoa New Zealand. Sci-fi, horror, humour, spoopy, witchy, sailing, mental health, menopause, neurodiversity. Books @ annakirtlanwrites.nz ADHD musings open.substack.com/pub/heylookasquir…

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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 16h
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally just finished drafting a short story about rambunctious juvenile seals (with a supernatural twist) and these guys start invading Wellington. You really don't want what I'm working on right now to self-actualise 😬 #AmWriting #horror #humour #Oamaru #NeverTrustAPenguin
A determined juvenile seal splashing across a busy Wellington intersection on a rainy day.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wishing a very fuck daylight savings to all who celebrate
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@rossthesedays.bsky.social hello stranger! It's been a minute! Just wanted to let you know "multi-disciplinary homosexual" has made my year. You've officially beat The Vampire Lestat's "non-discriminating" - but shhh, I don't want to get kicked out of the vampire club. Oh wait, this is public 🦇
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Make it Easy | Kia Māmā Mai @makeiteasy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We love seeing these Electoral Commission Easy Read guides in the wild! The deadline to enrol is Sunday 25 October so if you have not enrolled yet, do so today. You can find information about enrolling and voting in Easy Read and other accessible formats at: tinyurl.com/mr2nwjym
People First Life Member David Corner is standing up and smiling at the camera. He is holding up two Easy Read guides about the upcoming 2026 General Election. One guide is called, "Get ready to enrol and vote in the 2026 General Election: The Easy Read guide to enrolling and voting" and the other guide is called, "Information about the Māori Electoral Option – Te Kōwhiringa Pōti Māori: Quick Guide".
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What goes around comes around Feel it breathin' down heavy on you You made that bed you're layin' on Deeds that you have done, now you can't undo... Good song this. Imma leave some lyrics here: youtu.be/RC7GDhZJ20o?...
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Bones
YouTube video by Little Big Town - Topic
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Make it Easy | Kia Māmā Mai @makeiteasy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today is the International Day of Sign Languages and the 75th anniversary of the World Federation of the Deaf! This year's theme is "Declaring Deaf People's Human Rights", of which reasonable accommodations are a huge part. To learn more check out our Easy Read document at: tinyurl.com/5ywadrau
Blue tile with heading Easy Read document and the Make it Easy logo. Inside the tile is an image of an Easy Read translation called "Removing barriers: A guide about reasonable accommodation for disabled people". There is also an image of the first contents page of the document.Two people are sitting on chairs. They are communicating with each other using sign language.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I WAS RIGHT HAHHAHAHA FUCK YEAH BABY
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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the forbidden romance between a sexy vampire and a sexy witch, as told through a decade of carefully crafted OIA requests
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Incoming rant and pep talk: Can we PLEASE stop glibly talking about the end of humanity on prime time news? It's the exact opposite of everything I was taught as a journalist. If you were going to make a claim of that magnitude that would frighten a vast chunk of the population, you needed to
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Scully's not sure about her new lab assistants. #XFiles #MuppetLabs #Lego @muppetstuff.bsky.social @thebrickfan.bsky.social @xfilesaesthetics.bsky.social
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kia ora e te whānau! I'm excited to say I've joined te tīma o te Kia Māmā Mai, as an Easy Read translator. I've been a fan for a long time and am thrilled to be part of such important mahi. #EasyRead #AccessibleInformation #TeWikiOteReoMāori
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know how you feel, door. #SlightlyUnhinged #BeGentle #DoorSky
A piece of yellow tape on a white door with 'I'm missing a hinge. Please be gentle' written on it in biro.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd like to say I've stopped referring to people as 'neckbeards' because we should be better than insulting physical appearances and not because I'm growing one... #Menopause
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Make it Easy | Kia Māmā Mai @makeiteasy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kia ora, tātou! The Kia Māmā Mai Make it Easy service is all about making information more accessible, and with Te Wiki o te Reo Māori (Māori Language Week), we all have another way to celebrate language in Aotearoa New Zealand. Kia kaha te reo Māori! (Let's make the Māori language strong!)
Poster for Māori Language Week 2026, 14–20 September. The poster features the words “Te Wiki o Te Reo Māori” and “Te Reo Towns”, with a colourful Māori design. It also includes the website reomaori.co.nz.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh HELL no! Our gen is the one with enough info to realise the scaremongering created by a badly reported study linking HRT with cancer was bollocks. We stopped whispering about 'the change', learned, and got help. You will pry my sanity hormones out of my cold dead hands.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Turns out the bookmark gifted to me by a kid in my life is quite appropriate for my latest read! Also, 'bipedal scrotemonkey' and 'ambulatory collection of skin tags' are officially my new favourite insults. Thanks @scalzi.com!
A copy of John Scalzi's Starter Villian. The cover is black, white and red, with a faceless villain with a cat on his lap in the centre. An book mark shaped like Cat Kid (an orange cartoon cat) is sticking up from the pages.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me starting therapy: You're gonna tell me it's all about my childhood aren't you? *eyeroll* Therapist: diplomatic silence. Me (being diagnosed with AuDHD years later and realising the impact it had on me as a kid): Shit. Therapist: .... 😎
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Celebrating my weird little blog reaching 100 subscribers by sharing my special interest. heylookasquirtle.substack.com/p/the-troll-... #GoodLuckTrolls #Neurodivergence #collecting #decluttering #ADHD #AuDHD
A collection of good luck trolls with brightly coloured hair. Text above reads:

 "There's still a lot to learn about neurodivergence, but an accepted truth is - we tend to collect stuff like magpies on MDMA." - The troll that got away. 

Below the image is the Anna Kirtlan Writes logo - written in typewriter font followed by a semi-colon stylised so the top dot forms a cat head.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Back in my day we had to play selfie roulette. Until the film was developed you had no idea what you were going to get.
A collage of four 'selfies' of a girl with short brown hair from the ages of 10 to 12 taken with a film camera in the 1980s - early 1990s.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
And trust me, you don't want that! In typical me fashion I've left it to the last minute to rustle up donations for Sweat with Pride - so here's my last minute donation scramble for the rainbow community :) www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...
A glorious drag queen called Vera Strong wearing a large blonde wig and a sequinned jumpsuit and a turquoise, white and pink jacket against a yellow and pink background. 

Text below reads: Help me Sweat with Pride or I'll show up at your house in Lycra.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Finally started watching Pluribus and honestly, Carole has a solid point. I'd be pretty ragey too! Wondering if menopause has anything to do with me relating to her so hard 🤔
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"Go be a dead c*nt somewhere else" - A++ dialogue in We Bury the Dead so far. Exactly how I'd imagine Aussies reacting to zombies.
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Calle Börstell @cborstell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I never got why people seemed to need so much storage on their phones. Then I got a cat.
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Ghostbusters News @ghostbustersnews.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"Come in, Ray..." 👻
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I called the second draft of a webpage 'second breakfast' and now everyone's calling their second drafts second breakfast. #BetterWorkStories
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Thanks for the heads up Louise! Giving these awesome folk a bump myself 🌈🥰 #SweatWithPride
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ok water calm down
A diagram of two hydrogen and one oxygen molecule that looks like a but in revealing black bottoms
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm exactly the right age to have discovered a lot of great music through the Weird Al versions first
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Page one of comic short story. (Three panels - Narrative description is written on the panels) SOME TOXIC WASTE SPILLED IN SOME GRASS. A couple people in hazmat suits are carrying a large container with a hazard ☢️ logo. There is a hole in the side and the container is leaking a trail of glowing green ooze. One of the hazmat people says, “oh crap.” MY DUMBASS CAT ATE THE GRASS. An orange cat a short distance away from the toxic waste facility is gnawing on some weird looking grass. NOW WE, LIKE, FIGHT CRIME I GUESS. A girl is riding on the back of the cat from the previous panel, which is now an enormous mutated beast with many eyes. It roars at the top of a skyscraper.
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Matthew Kirschenbaum @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I LOLed
Screen grab from a reel showing a pensive orange cat with the caption” feeling the weight of being the family password.”
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
In honour of Pride month, a terrible rainbow joke for you. #BadRainbow #NotSorry
Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
'Helpful' chatbots on websites are the new "can I help you?" in a shop when you are clearly browsing and want to be left TF alone. #No #GoAway #WorseThanClippy
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Scram!
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Having cats is important for survival. Dinosaurs didn't have cats and look what happened to them.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Do you get extra points for Sweat with Pride if you're going through menopause? Day 1 - here we go! If anyone fancies kicking in a few dollars to help my unfit arse support the rainbow community it would be much appreciated! www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...
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Anna Kirtlan • Sweat with Pride
I’m taking on Sweat with Pride this June to raise money for our Rainbow communities! 💦🌈 Our schools, workplaces, and doctors’ offices are still not safe places for many Rainbow New Zealanders and it’s...
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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah, about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Not racism and homophobia.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
NOT NOW, RADIOACTIVE MUTANT SUPER PIGS.
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Mutant 'super pig' population spirals out of control in nuclear fallout zone
The "super pig" population exploded after domesticated hogs interbred with feral wild boars in areas close to the nuclear fallout zone in northeast Japan
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ever seen a butterfly peeing before? You're welcome. #MonarchButterflies #NatureIsBeautiful
A monarch butterfly with orange and black wings peeing on a purple echinacea flower.
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Since it's still May the fourth in the US, I reckon we're not too late for our annual dress ups. Pretty sure this one's on the dark side tho! #StarWarsDay #MayThe4thBeWithYou #RBFcats #DarkSide.
A smiling woman wearing crochet princess Leia hat and a Grogu shirt holding an unsmiling grey cat dressed as Yoda. A surly looking grey cat dressed as Yoda glares at the camera.
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Same energy:
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😈🎃Patti Stixx🎃😈 @pattistixx.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
George Lucas: This scene is set in the roughest bar you can imagine, filled with violent scumbags who'll cut your arm off if you look at them sideways John Williams: What kind of music will they be playing?
George Lucas: Light jazz
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
on set. what about YOU?
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Focus
It's a tight crop on an intense crow's face that is rendered in many pen lines. Background is a vivid vermillion, as are the crow's eyes. The crow is tinted teal. It has a small speech bubble which reads "Focus"
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Anna Kirtlan @seamunchkin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Since I turned 45 the Boob Mafia has been emailing and texting me about getting a mammogram. Now they're stalking me at the op shop! #mammogram #BoobMafia #Cecily #OpShop #AlrightAlreadyI'llDoIt!
A milk jug with a cartoon of a woman with a bobbed haircut wearing glasses and a low cut black top on it. She's looking down at her boobs and smiling. Text underneath reads 'Cecily felt these jugs were just right.'
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Hey kids, don’t do durgs. www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/2603312...
Electronic Roadsign saying:

DURG DRIVING CAN COST YOU YOUR LICENCE, CAR, JOB & LIFE.
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