Reposted by SD Perryjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/12/2025My favourite part of a banana is the piece of shit at the end 1126319 0
Reposted by SD PerryPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Very cool that every single person in this administration has got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. 212810 0
Reposted by SD PerryMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining 270300387064 0
Reposted by SD PerryPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/08/2025calmly explaining "it's not the breed, it's the owner" to my fellow scientists at our antarctic research base 1711 0
Reposted by SD Perryleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/07/2025wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝 hope you’re having a good one wish i was there Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light. 274945744 0
Reposted by SD PerrySam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 18/07/2025look the president wrote a little play about how much he loves secrets for his child slaver best friend’s birthday and made his signature look like pubes, I can’t see a story here 551365 0
Reposted by SD Perryceej @ceej.online · 06/06/2025Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah, 92256343 0
Reposted by SD PerryA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/04/2025The moral and intellectual weakness it takes to be “antiwoke” cannot be overstated. The idea that surrender to Nazis is a war plan doesn’t rise to the level of contempt. 17706128 0
Reposted by SD PerryRad Max @radmax.rocks · 19/04/2025Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura. 261 0
Reposted by SD PerryIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/04/2025One way someone could poison RFK Jr would be to give him some poison and say "this is poison" 612126245 0
Reposted by SD Perrythe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/04/2025the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless 314164493505 0
Reposted by SD PerryAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 04/04/2025There is no trans debate. You can't debate the existence of people who exist. There are trans people and there are bigoted shitbirds who want to eliminate trans people. So you stand up for trans folks or you're a bigoted shitbird. There is no debate. 316043 0
Reposted by SD Perrytpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I think if you're doing left wing party politics and you're thinking about focusing less on minority rights because you feel they're bad for optics, that's a huge glaring skill issue indicating that you need to make space for someone who can do a better job 201022158 0
Reposted by SD PerryMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Maybe the afterlife has game shows and one of them is identifying smells and people from olden times have an advantage when identifying things like pre-modern carrots but the recent dead have an advantage when identifying things like the smell of human teeth being pulverized by a high-speed drill. 5647 0
Reposted by SD Perrycat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025alex trebek: tell us a little bit about yourself me: I've been taking vitamins to increase the volume of my ejaculate 911516 0
Reposted by SD PerryTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons 231480272 0
Reposted by SD Perryceej @ceej.online · 10/02/2025“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak 121101401406 0