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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛

@screwedjoan.bsky.social
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Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. I like women, music and cats.Trying to enjoy life and not let the world get me down. She/Her. 🔞 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE

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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10h
update: that was good as fuck
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
pen purposes
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
hottie confirmed
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
i’m so stoked and it’s mere minutes away and the anticipation is making it better tbh
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
i’m about to eat s big spaghetti dinner after which i will presumably pass out from happiness
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 13h
Dapper Mr Handsome, Holding hearts for ransom Like nicer Charles Manson, Here comes Mr Handsome
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 15h
i did this and wouldn’t you know it it ended with me smoking cigarettes for like two years spliffs are tasty but not worth it
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
yeah im mtf (mommy theyfab femboy)
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 16h
hm. hm
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 16h
“bottoming to crazy” is an amazing summation of my personality flaws
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Don’t stick your dick in crazy“ is an endorsement of bottoming to crazy
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 16h
I promise with all of my power as minority leader i will ensure this goes nowhere and we learn nothing
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 17h
yeah i do the same thing lol np
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 17h
headed to Eugene to hang out with cool pretty trans women and maybe read a book for once in my life
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 17h
nah makes perfect sense
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 17h
i’m being facetious
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 18h
it fell i. raw sewage because they were playing around with it like a football
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 18h
The term everyone is dancing around is "secret police", a hallmark of totalitarian regimes.
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 18h
um, they’re not secret. they’re called ice. it’s a different name so it’s different
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 18h
this was basically my google search history when i was 13
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mycel🌸☄️ @mycel.bsky.social · 22h
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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 29/12/2023
upgrading from the hitachi wand to the hitachi ward and then going absolutely industrial on my pussy
a photo of an orange street digger with the logos "hitachi" and "ward" on it, on a sunny inner sydney street
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maev @progesteromy.bsky.social · 19h
drawing goebbels in a skirt with her dogs out so when you jerk off to it you can feel like a transgressive ally because like wouldn't adolf be like sooo pissed to see that aha
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yeah they. they’re something else. i can barely stand them
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top 3 femboys you’d take on a desert island
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
working on it
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
happiness is beer and terraria with your girlfriend on a friday night
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
halloween stuff intrigues me but it’s all so expensive ;-; if anyone wants to paypal me ~$100 for a sexy nun or nurse costume i’ll send you a personalized album of lewds with it dm me :3
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Louis Römer @lromeranth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I read “this isn’t who we are” as an exculpatory phrase, a call to inaction as the terrible thing being condemned is framed as an unfortunate exception. It does not register as a powerful rhetorical tool for anything other than looking at atrocity and washing hands clean of it.
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s one of the best things in the world
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
beautiful perfect boy who has never done anything wrong
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/10/2026
it's so funny to be surrounded by queer kinksters going "yeah puppygirl petplay and cannibalism as a metaphor for love are SO played out and normie" and then see someone outside that sphere be like "omg, be careful online, there are people attracted to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters! can't unsee!! 😱"
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
shinji is in no way the one i am imagining myself as here
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👻 Sailor Boo-rtia 👻 @sailorportia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine being Shinji in this situation. You're just trying to read your blank piece of paper while your new legal guardian is doing aggressive yuribait with her coworker right in front of you
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"If you're really that sick, we should have universal healthcare."
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 10/10/2026
I don't mean to brag but I just got two separate text messages from Barack Obama *and* Joe Biden
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 10/10/2026
as a customer-american i have a lot of concerns about the rise of socialism in america. will i still be allowed to hit service workers? not HARD just like to get their attention or as a kind of “negative tip”
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i’m fighting the tide but it’s hard as shit. Good luck. it’s never easy.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 09/10/2026
tweet: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are a bunch of ASIANS???
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeah but he meant the penis one
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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forcefemming a pathetic girl who won't do it herself, not as a sex thing but because it's so fucking annoying to watch someone make herself miserable

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Girl who has been staring at a full bottle of estradiol for 2 months: what kind of sick and perverted outfit are you going to make me wear!?

Me, holding a women's cut t-shirt: oh my god shut the fuck up
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
she worked her way up to owning the whole truck stop, that’s nice
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🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember Buckees? She transmissioned! She now goes by Sassy.
 Aphoto I stole from the internet. It's a truck stop shop sign showing an anthropomorphic beaver with long black hair and make up. The sign reads "Sassy's truck stop. The best DAM truck stop around".
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
bougjt a harley quinn choker at spirit halloween but it doesn’t fit my fat neck and now i’m really dysphoric about the whole thing
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
heya
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*pounds table* MORE SOFT BUTCHES *pounds table* MORE SOFT BUTCHES *pounds table* MORE SOFT BUTCHES
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it is extremely ironic that, even for the guys deputized as a roving secret police to kill other Americans basically at their leisure, the highest form of existence they can conceive of and project is still basically “lifestyle influencer”. Everyone wants to be a fucking Content Creator
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyone is somehow getting twelver
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
banger
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*trying to convince a trans girl w/ a scent kink to wear deodorant* hey did u hear that they invented a chastity cage for your armpits,
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