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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 8h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Resident Evil" Zach Cregger (2026)
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frame #6939 from E24 Witch Way
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2024
I just need to _____ meme about getting a cross breeze going
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they look like rival casino owners in a straight-to-video movie where Eric Roberts plays both of them
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this happened to my cousin
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bread and Butter collection restock is today at 10 AM PT! 🍞 meyocostudio.com
Flat photograph of beige joggers with bread printFlat photograph of a butter cookie themed varsity jacketFlat photograph of a bread themed varsity jacketFlat photograph of a blue and yellow cardigan with butter cookie themed embroideries
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Double feature of "Babe" & "Waterworld"
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
PEOPLE/CHOPIN.GIF
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration in black, pale red, and off white. A caucasian man with a black goatee and very round afro, wearing a black robe of some sort, is snarling and striking a dramatic pose with kung fu hands. He is surrounded by a jagged red burst shape. In space to the right of his head inside the burst is some fancy script reading 'Maybe'. And at the bottom of the frame in black on white in an angular blocky face is the words 'IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY'
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I lost my innocence at The Variety Barrel
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
suicidal daffy
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GiGORE @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 17/09/2026
clara's beauty salon, jensen drive, houston, texas, 1977
clara's beauty salon, jensen drive, houston, texas, 1977
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"The Every" Dave Eggers (2021)
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Via @waba.org
Yellow Gadsen flag showing black snake with bike lane markings on it and wearing a helmet over text that reads "Don't tread on my bike lane."
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In a more just world we would only pull Macklemore from concerts because of the quality of his music
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
you have to answer his riddle
a giant alligator on a suspended bridge over a creek
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Same energy
The “Guy in a Bear Suit” moment from The Shining
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Retweet if you're eating 2 Wet Eggs at the gas station
Two wet hard boiled eggs in a plastic pouch in front of a gas pump
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 11/09/2026
i bet laying on a hot dog roller at the gas station feels amazing
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IGN @ign.com · 09/09/2026
What We Do in the Shadows' Matt Berry voices an IKEA Kallax bookcase in a free official Creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. bit.ly/4xMFXIY
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shake that ass for me Batman. Or the girl dies.
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s been one year since I self-released this album, bought a house and began a self-booked tour of the US (all within one month!) Go check out my newest album for Bandcamp Friday :o)
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Ranaroth @ranaroth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Peter Goodfellow. Cover art for J. G. Ballard, The Crystal World, Triad Panther, 1973. #PeterGoodfellow #crocodile #alligator
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sometimes i wish i could text my dog when i'm on my way home
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
SCI_FI/OUTPOST.GIF
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TECHNLGY/BOOT001.GIF
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Quark on da news
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
'The General Zapped an Angel' (1970) by Dutch-Italian artist Karel Thole
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A+ headline
jalopnik.com
This Looks Like Poop From A Butt - Jalopnik
It's narrow with a tall greenhouse despite being short, and the crisp shoulder line doesn't do enough to make the surfacing interesting or hide the car's mass.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Robert Stack in AIRPLANE!
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 27/08/2026
lyn kat antique shop, clown sign, route 30, abbottstown, pennsylvania, 1989
lyn kat antique shop, clown sign, route 30, abbottstown, pennsylvania, 1989
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Feels like Tim Curry should have gotten at least one at bat as the Sheriff of Nottingham
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly did this too. We’re sad because these two stars helped a lot of people figure out who they were and feel seen too. Dolly said “Find out who you are and do it on purpose.”
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Carrotblanca (1995)
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
19th century British farmers were not fucking around.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
john goodman in that huey p long tv movie lookin like a big ol very pleased kitty cat
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me looking at other people's meals coming out in a restaurant while I'm still waiting for mine
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scott yoder @scottycooldude.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Always a lovely part of coming home is reading the paper in the departure lounge. For reasons I can’t fully articulate, this headline gave me hysterics.
Tourism
Rome seeks to expand airport for 2,000th anniversary of Christ's death
PETER CAMPBELL - LONDON
Rome's largest international airport is pushing to complete a €9bn expansion plan in time for a significant tourism event: the 2,000th anniversary of the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
The city's Fiumicino airport wants to finish the work by 2033, when it expects the number of visitors to the Vatican will be swelled by the jubilee.
Christ was born around 4-6BC and was crucified and died in the year AD33, when Christians believe he also rose from the dead.
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