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About to tip over because I lean so far to the left. Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 12h
You choose to live. You choose to make your life all you want it to be
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h
The touchdown and 2 point conversion to win for Idaho
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 12h
When you see this reaction from Matt Olson, the ball is going a long, long way 🚀
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 5h
I miss that era of the Grizzlies. Zbo is a real one.
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 11h
Ask my dad what he's up to this weekend and he's like, "Got a 50s Dodge truck cab to attach to the chasis of the junked Mini Cooper so I can turn it into a rat rod." I laughed, so he sends me pics. Oh you're serious. Just out there running around, undiagnosed.
Frankenstein car mash up in a garage. Frankenstein car mash up in a garage.
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 15h
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Tim @tts61.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 15h
Cool...............power just went off at my house. It was trying to stay on but it didn't try hard enough or believe in itself. I love MLG&W so, so, so much.
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Dr. Merri 🐸 @merri24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am going to hunt down this brewery and buy every can 😎
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 22h
This right here. This is how you respond to their bullshit.
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 16h
Said this shit almost every day at my old job.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I read the news....
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 18h
Calling r*pe “non-consensual sex” is like calling robbery “non-consensual shopping.” Stop softening violence.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 18h
🤣🤣
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 17h
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This flipbook character realizes he's trapped on the page and decides to walk right off it
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you realize that Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan are not the same person. You’re a Schmitt-head.
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Tom Joad @tomjoad-og-antifa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BK drive through lady, "would you like to round up for education?" Nope, I want the government to tax the rich.
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𝑾𝒓𝒆𝒚 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈✍️🤖🚀 @wreybies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how it's completely bonkers, yet surprisingly accurate at the same time. 😜 Art by Huana Lv (on Instagram)
An image of four baby cats in a moment of surprise where they are spitting at the person taking the photo. Beneath that image is a hand-drawn version of the photo, which is both extreme and yet accurate at the same time.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fact… #BookSky
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello, Tennessee! If you get one of these postcards, please follow the simple instructions: vote for Jerri and all the other Democrats. If you don’t get one, please follow these simple instructions instead: vote for Jerri and all the other Democrats. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
A stack of postcards urging Tennesseans to vote for Jerri Green and every other Democrat on their ballot
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
alluding the grammar police

Southaven bank robbery suspect in custody after alluding [sic] police Wednesday
morning
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thanks
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe......just maybe........maybe that dumb ("b") guy on the right really is just a simple country lawyer.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Henry Thomas’ audition for E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (1982) remains one of the greatest auditions ever captured on film. Spielberg: “Okay, kid, you got the job.”
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two of the world’s largest pine cones. A heavy Coulter pine (Pinus coulteri, left/taller) and a long sugar pine (Pinus lambertiana, right/shorter. IG: @bigtreehunters www.instagram.com/bigtreehunte...
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dipshit Schmitt
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well.....fuck Wilson Air. ICE can gargle my balls.
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Susan @artlovergirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A mural in Seattle. #AbolishICE
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning 😃
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Snagz @snagzsong.com · 28/09/2026
I'm fucking dead 😂
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I absolutely love the shit out of this
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mr. Upton will always have my support
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am beyond pissed off at the current state of affairs in our country.
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This and Rubber Soul, prior to it, are my two favorite. You can feel the transition between earlier and later Beatles.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The models for ‘American Gothic’ pose in front of the iconic painting, 1942.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interviewer: do you have any skills that aren’t listed on ur CV Me:
A person carrying like 20 bags of groceries w a 12 pack of Bud light on his head
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ohhhhhhh shit!!!! Gonna start using that one.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👹 Monster was released on this day in 1994. “What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?,” “Bang and Blame,” “Strange Currencies,” “Crush With Eyeliner,” “Tongue” — and a run of music videos that makes this one especially fun to look back on. Share your favorite song in the comments…
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Kevin Glew @coopincanada.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
34 years ago today, Montreal Expos catcher Gary Carter doubled in his final MLB at bat. The ball just eluded the reach of Chicago Cubs right fielder and ex-Carter teammate Andre Dawson. Carter received a prolonged standing ovation at Olympic Stadium.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🍂
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t even need to ask.😆
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