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About to tip over because I lean so far to the left. Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 7h
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh man 😂
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 13/10/2026
My MAGA Uncle Timmy in Virginia has been fighting with Verizon for the past week because the last time I visited I blocked Fox and Newsmax on his cable box and didn’t tell him.
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 9h
Me
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18h
Jesse Case
@jessecase

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."
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Nix~🍉 @punklenix.bsky.social · 11h
When the woman at work in the "thin blue line" shirt finally notices the ACAB/FuckIce on my hat brim then makes eye contact with me.
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LindaFly @lindafly.bsky.social · 20h
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Dave Mason @fatsodoctor.bsky.social · 18h
As I approached, yesterday, I heard one of these Unsafe Task Farce goons say "camera," and the whole clutch of goons, who'd been terrorizing local businesses, immediately got in their cars and drove away. And I had thought that they were incapable of shame. #abolishICE #freethe901 #nokings #V901
Color. Day. A parking lot in a warehouse area of town. Warehouse entrance with a ramp and a USA flag in the background. Across the center: 8 burly, tattooed mens, standing on the blacktop, loosely facing each other. Nearly all wear sunglasses. All have sidearms in holsters. One on the far left, who is talking on a cell phone and two on the far right wear those stupid vests. Another stupid vest is on the blacktop of one of the burly mens, at center.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 16h
Careful
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
😁😁😁😁😁
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I mean, how could she not have known that this was the correct way?
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parseword @parseword.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tennessee, say hello to your next Governor! And commissioners of Agriculture, Veterans Services, Environment & Conservation, Transportation, and Homeland Security. Not pictured, future commissioner of Health (ironically she was feeling unwell).
Jerri Green, the next Governor of Tennessee, with the best canvassing team in Memphis. 5000+ doors knocked, and counting . . . We were on a canvass today where Justin Pearson provided the turf, so we have his shirts on instead of Jerri’s
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@JamieBonkiewicz   I think it’s funny how Christians say “god loves you unconditionally” but then make up all kinds of conditions.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hahahahahahahaha.........yes they will
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Same B*tch who was on Not-Twitter 💙 @veronicad1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No notes
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Chefs Kiss French Chef
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
6:15 alarm clock, too
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I feel so fucking seen on this
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 12/10/2026
Bo Jackson, circa 1989 @royals.com #Baseball
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princeofpecanst.bsky.social @princeofpecanst.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I wonder if we can get him to show up to the Memphis City Council meeting on the 19th?
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Keith Connolly @limerick4inarow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lads… #speirgorm #speirghorm
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Loved seeing him play with the Giants!
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Maxima @maxima-infinity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Exactly
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Nap Time for Kids
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Truth 💥 🙄
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😂😂😂
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤔🤔🤔
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Grandfather knot clock” by Australian woodworker George Andrew, who handcrafted this piece using Radiata pine and plywood, shaping the dramatic curves using a bandsaw, an angle grinder, and lots of hand sanding. www.woodreview.com.au/photocompent...
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They think it don't be like it is, but it do
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 10/10/2026
Looks like Zelensky said no to Trump's diesel deal with Russia. Pretty sure this is the port it would need to be shipped out of.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Lonely Planet without Visa 行者 @dlan66.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maya (@maya_kristen): 

"If white characters were written the way white authors describe POC in novels:"   

"Karen wrapped her mayonnaise-colored hands around the ceramic mug and lifted it to her nonexistent tent lips. Her Tide Pod-hued eyes narrowed when she realized she'd forgotten to ask for a manager."
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southerngirlraven7.bsky.social @southerngirlraven7.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My wife wouldn't have been that calm.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 09/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
meme formatted as a two-panel Simpsons scene. In the top panel, Homer Simpson driving a car has Donald Trump's face photoshopped over his head, with text above reading "AI is called SI now!" Two men stand on the sidewalk watching. In the bottom panel, one of the men asks "What'd he say?" and the other replies "I dunno. Something about being a pedophile."
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In 2017, 36 year-old Kelly Herron of Seattle fought off a man who tried to sexually assault her, using what she learnd in a workplace self-defense seminar a few weeks before and yelling, "Not today, motherfucker!" Her T-shirt shows her GPS track during her fight. #karate #Okinawa #Edmonton
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The mascot never imagined that approaching that security guard would make history. Original post
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Commie Machinist @commiemachinist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My dumbass self showed up for work an hour early. Decided to go grab a quick breakfast on Main Street.
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bye Yankees
Graphic of Ken Griffey, Jr. In the 90s wearing his navy warm-up pullover and backwards hat, smiling. Quote next to him says, "Is the Yankees were the last team, if they were the only team that gave me a contract ... I'd retire." (1995)
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All the smiles
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Checking on something I have been wondering. Like this post if you know how to drive a stick shift car. Not if you currently drive one, just if you know how to drive one.
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