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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 1h

From now on, whenever someone asks what I do for a living I'm just going to say gravely "I do what I have to."

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t care how educationally problematic it is, you don’t fuck with the alphabet song

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 6h

But "no dms" is a tiny flex. Besides, what if someone cool like a Nigerian Prince tried to contact you?

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 7h

puppy kitten boob naked pizza weiner (this is not bait)

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 19h

Alex Albon's fans are called Albonians

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 19h

Mathematically, you can pour half a person out of a boot

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

y'all ever feel like icarus pushing a big ball of wax up a hill towards the sun?

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Birdie, Barghest Bae @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

See, I read your name as The Genderbread Man, and it's midnight, so maybe I should just go to sleep, really... (Truly, good job)

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Danna Staaf @dannastaaf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Some favorite octopuses I've drawn to celebrate #WorldOctopusDay

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm in light to medium quarantine because I'm sick

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Do *I* have to call the technology I go out of my way *not* to use "Super Intelligence?"

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Absolutely 👇 This.......

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

How do I become cocoon goo? I probably should get my blanket out of the closet first

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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

#Uncrossy Oct 7 in 18 moves, in 2:13, no hints, no resets, no undos ⬅️⬅️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬅️⬇️⬅️➡️⬇️⬅️⬆️➡️➡️⬅️➡️➡️➡️ uncrossy.com

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Uncrossy

Clear the board by sliding words. A puzzle game by Rob Jagnow.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i’m gonna switch from body wash to bar soap and constantly talk about it like they’re the hygienic product equivalent of vinyl records

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments

Tesla Cybertruck with custom red, black, and white finish designed to resemble Eddie Van Halen’s guitar.

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

if we end up going to war and we have to start a new country, I think we should call it Obamarama

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yes, I know double secret probation isn't the answer and yes they probably could've acted sooner, but it's better than making them write I will not drug and SA girls 1000 times

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#Uncrossy Oct 6 in 17 moves, in 3:09, no hints, no resets, no undos ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬇️➡️➡️➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️⬇️➡️➡️➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️ uncrossy.com ugh. I’m slipping

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Uncrossy

Clear the board by sliding words. A puzzle game by Rob Jagnow.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026

Holy shit.

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It just occurred to me how the Border Patrol is about to have to deal with the tree law people now. I hear they're vicious

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

His head was shaped like an Altoid and he still talked shit about moms using bassinets that rocked automatically when the baby cried

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

GOP: If we just take out all the Democrat votes we win. The Democrats are cheating!

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#Uncrossy Oct 5 in 17 moves, in 2:32, no hints, no resets, no undos ⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️➡️⬆️➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️⬇️⬅️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️ uncrossy.com

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Uncrossy

Clear the board by sliding words. A puzzle game by Rob Jagnow.

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I can’t dance how I dance because of DJT

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think we're going to be talking about this one for a long time

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me flirting: What's your favorite bleu cheese?

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just heard a gen-z guy tell a friend that something was "totally grossing my ass." Like, 3 or 4 times. The friend didn't even flinch. I can't tell if it's truly a malapropism or if he's trying something new

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just discovered a fully-wrapped string cheese in my bed that I intended to eat last night. Man down!

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm sorry that I stabbed you when you mansplained the music of a band I like, but I was sad that you were stupid enough to do that, and everyone grieves differently.

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cary Grant is 2 years older than Dmitri Shostakovich

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've seen a few food delivery robots on my feed today and I haven't even left the bed. Then it occurred to me that they're gonna solve accessibility issues for these robots before they do for actual human people and I'm going to fucking lose it

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

I like going to the cemetery early in the morning because, if you’re calm and patient, the skeletons will approach and even eat right out of your hand.

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The Cringerbread Man @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Weed: the pain is there but you don't care about it.

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