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schtormm

@schtormm.nl
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studying to become a computer toucher right-handed lefty he / him (-ish) twenty-free whatever i say here does not reflect the views of anyone i work for, obviously

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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 23/09/2026
manmanman de NPO is weer lekker spineless bezig zeg
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samhain ⎔ @personhood.removal.surgery · 23/09/2026
ice cold take: i feel like a lot of p(doom) scare is thinly veiled p(capitalism is unsustainable) not saying the risks aren't real; just that a lot of the time you look under the mask and it's "we could be forced to cut profit margins 😱 invest in infrastructure 😱 redistribute wealth 😱"
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 13/09/2026
i’m a simple woman: i like technology and think we need to systematically disempower everyone who controls it for public good, primarily by taking away their billions in wealth and control over their companies whose products should be held in public commons
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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wouke @wouke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
En de koning maar braaf laten oplepelen dat de toekomstige generaties niet met schulden mogen worden opgezadeld, leugens van Heinen met instemming @cda.nl en @d66.nl
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 04/09/2026
lmfao Big Light Discourse has made it to the Grand Tour
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 31/08/2026
volgens mij gaan we weet moeten stemmen of niey
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 26/08/2026
“computers can’t be held accountable” joke but it says “a computer can never wear a giant white tuxedo / therefore a computer must never ask itself well, how did i get here”
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 13/08/2026
bro just one more carrier bro i swear one more carrier will win us the iran war bro just ONE MORE
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 12/08/2026
why did apple music just suggest a fucking lovejoy album to me jesus h christ i thought we agreed that guy is a shithead
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Sylvana Simons @sylvanasimons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ik leg het nog één keer uit.
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христиан 🍉 @zegmaarcj.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
FAFO archive.ph/Vs8qu
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 06/08/2026
i'm honestly surprised that i didn't turn out to be one of those incredibly irritating JDM guys considering my first word was fucking "Missibisi" (Mitshubishi)
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John Robinson @hannibalv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Large banner held by two people. Text of banner is "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM". "Respect my trans homies" is painted in the colors of the trans flag; the rest of the text is black. The banner is painted on brown cardboard.
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De Speld @speld.nl · 27/07/2026
Frankrijk en Spanje vragen Nederlands leger om alsjeblieft weg te blijven
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​Frankrijk en Spanje vragen Nederlands leger om alsjeblieft weg te blijven
In de strijd tegen de verwoestende bosbranden hebben Frankrijk en Spanje ook de hulp ingeroepen van Nederland.
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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 26/07/2026
When I say bigotry in all forms, it's not just because that's morally correct. It's also because of the kind of experiences seen at WorldPride Amsterdam where police barred participants from showing support for Palestine. Pride should be a place where all are welcome. Except for the fucking police.
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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 26/07/2026
fucking awful. we desperately need cis straight folks worldwide to condemn homophobia, transphobia, and truly all forms of bigotry because this is such a global crisis of hate.
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One dead, 16 injured as car slams into crowd at Berlin LGBTQ event
German police say a white car drove into Tiergarten Park, near the route of a Pride march, hitting several people.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dunno maybe now you can write up how rich maniacs impede human rights like your own free speech At least do that
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sowwy we called out the fascist transphobes 👉👈 they have too much scawy fascist money for Amnesty International sowwy trannies you’re rights just too expensive
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 10/07/2026
piracy is good
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 04/07/2026
i still can't believe that paul seixas'es last name is pronounced like that
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Nigel @nigelvs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Het nieuwe college in Rotterdam is van plan deze wapenstokken ook aan boa's te geven
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
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⛓️ GWΞN ‼︎ @poisonomicon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
yes I know it's not even especially cynical to suggest that all this is scapegoating to make way for broader regression into patriarchal sexual violation and control *specifically* of women en masse but can we stay on topic for FIVE SECONDS PLEASE THEY HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MULCHING US YET
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⛓️ GWΞN ‼︎ @poisonomicon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
tumblr user dragongirlbunny posts:
"*liberal voice* the "Throw Trannies in a
Woodchipper Act" is bad because what if a real person gets thrown into the chipper by mistake?"
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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 30/06/2026
i am BEGGING bluesky pbc to hire jerry for comms and pay him one million dollars per year this is getting very very embarrassing
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JD (by way of Blacksky) @jdot.blacksky.team · 30/06/2026
Happy last day of pride from Amsterdam!
Double rainbow
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billie @billieprofane.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
At your service.
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Mara Bos @mara.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Can't wait for this new release. 🎮
A slide showing "Unvalued Goose Game - by SoftBank", the goose from untitled goose game "goose value 0?", three golden eggs, and a warning sign with an icon of an egg with "ASI" written on it.
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 25/06/2026
ah yes the Ferrari F1 strategy
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austin @aparker.io · 25/06/2026
new insane SoftBank deck dropped group.softbank/media/Projec...
a slide with a picture of a goose and 3 golden eggs. the text reads “shareholder value = 3 eggs, goose was not valued”
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 24/06/2026
A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has “plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed.
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Autistic man insists collection of holes held together by threads is “just a little worn”
Headline by John Butler A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has "plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed.  Dexter…
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Lotfi El Hamidi @lotfielhamidi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Veertig mensen dood maar hier een vrolijk zomerkiekje om je in de stemming te brengen.
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 22/06/2026
Tame Impala The UK Government 🤝 New Person, Same Old Mistakes
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Angela Ziegler @a2ziegler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
relevant to an email i just got
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max 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @bibioloog.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
autoritair kutvoorstel. kan veel te makkelijk worden misbruikt om steun allerlei organisaties strafbaar te stellen door ze aan te merken als terroristisch. nos.nl/l/2619330
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Wetsvoorstel tegen verheerlijking van terrorisme naar de Tweede Kamer
Het gaat om een oud plan, dat gevoelig ligt in de huidige coalitie. Het is nog niet zeker of D66 ermee gaat instemmen.
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 19/06/2026
sun too OP volvo pls fix
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 17/06/2026
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING POSTING TWITTER SCREENSHOTS
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 16/06/2026
whoever at Shopify is doing the podcast ads needs to be online more cause no fucking way i just heard the words "my store named yaoi"
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 16/06/2026
lmao RIP Cursor
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 14/06/2026
NOS heeft weer de minst partijdige commentator ingehuurd zo te horen
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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христиан 🍉 @zegmaarcj.eurosky.social · 10/06/2026
‘Overtreed je de wet door de openbare ruimte te filmen? De politie gluurt graag met je mee’
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"weirdly accented weirdly named sexually inadequate moon Trillionaire becomes threat to the UK" is a Bond movie premise where eventually he gets pushed into a tank full of horny sea leopards, but MI6 doesn't have the juice for that these days
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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 08/06/2026
Rambo 3 end credits but it says
THIS MODEL IS DEDICATED
TO THE BRAVE BASH, AWK, & C POSTERS
OF STACKOVERFLOW
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 08/06/2026
i am going to have to become a fucking libertarian about parental controls huh
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Lisanne @lisanne.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
He kijk ons kabinet heeft weer iets achterlijks bedacht
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Politie gaat waterkanonnen vullen met verf om relschoppers te herkennen na demonstraties
Waterkanonnen van de politie kunnen binnenkort niet alleen met water, maar ook met verf gevuld worden. Overlastgevende demonstranten moeten op die manier langer herkenbaar en vindbaar blijven.
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Marco Z @ocramz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
open linkedin, roll 2d20 for psychic damage
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