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schtormm

@schtormm.nl
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studying to become a computer toucher right-handed lefty he / him (-ish) twenty-free whatever i say here does not reflect the views of anyone i work for, obviously

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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 5h
super-earth ass wording
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 7h
Gianmarco you cannot be saying this as someone from a country where half the food makes you shit yourself right now
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
Alt: Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 05/10/2026
as in like one whole minute LOL, better luck next time i guess
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 05/10/2026
aw dangit i was just too late
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 04/10/2026
be the change you wish to see in the world
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 03/10/2026
still wired in etc etc
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 03/10/2026
just expensive handbags basically
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 03/10/2026
Imagine a kid asking for Mary Poppins's bag at Hermes, that's the rough concept
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 01/10/2026
of course the Belgian is saying this
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 28/09/2026
like how is the only place i'm getting ethics in my CS degree a fucking Data Science minor
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 28/09/2026
i am an enginering student and i want fucking ethics CAMPS for these motherfuckers jesus H christ
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 27/09/2026
live versie is nog beter IMO
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 23/09/2026
manmanman de NPO is weer lekker spineless bezig zeg
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samhain ⎔ @personhood.removal.surgery · 23/09/2026
ice cold take: i feel like a lot of p(doom) scare is thinly veiled p(capitalism is unsustainable) not saying the risks aren't real; just that a lot of the time you look under the mask and it's "we could be forced to cut profit margins 😱 invest in infrastructure 😱 redistribute wealth 😱"
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 13/09/2026
i’m a simple woman: i like technology and think we need to systematically disempower everyone who controls it for public good, primarily by taking away their billions in wealth and control over their companies whose products should be held in public commons
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 17/09/2026
because you're supposed to buy "Cycling Pants™" , duh
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 17/09/2026
well i mean i would personally not still be active on X The Everything Nazi Bar but that's just me
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 16/09/2026
FEBOvania
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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wouke @wouke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
En de koning maar braaf laten oplepelen dat de toekomstige generaties niet met schulden mogen worden opgezadeld, leugens van Heinen met instemming @cda.nl en @d66.nl
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 04/09/2026
lmfao Big Light Discourse has made it to the Grand Tour
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 04/09/2026
yes, exact same guy
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 03/09/2026
spanglish underscores be like
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 03/09/2026
wait they've been running that on ONE core this whole time?? lmao cerified NR2003 type stuff
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 02/09/2026
god wat is de britse media toch een stel fucking creeps
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 01/09/2026
because techbros are stupid
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 01/09/2026
go start some shit lmao
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 01/09/2026
well yeah, he just wants to complain about "muh woke" but doesn't actually want to face the fact that those exact same people basically made his entire livelihood possible
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 31/08/2026
volgens mij gaan we weet moeten stemmen of niey
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 26/08/2026
“computers can’t be held accountable” joke but it says “a computer can never wear a giant white tuxedo / therefore a computer must never ask itself well, how did i get here”
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 26/08/2026
he's probably gonna whine about "buh woke archlinux maintainers" or other nazi bullshit like that
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 25/08/2026
ah it's Maxes version of the Pogi challenge
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 25/08/2026
no??
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 24/08/2026
ah it's the classic "buh europe is doomed" from a guy who moved 20 years ago type grift huh
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 24/08/2026
vrijheid van meningsuiting verwarren ze ook met de vrijheid om de meest weirde shit te zeggen zonder enige consequenties volgens mij
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 24/08/2026
hangt er een beetje vanaf wat, ik ben te dom voor al die ongelooflijk technische modpacks denk ik
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 24/08/2026
vgm kan je de metro nog wel naar schiedam pakken
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 24/08/2026
god twitter has really gone down the shitter huh
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 21/08/2026
including copious amounts of monster energy
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 21/08/2026
crowdcat ass take
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 13/08/2026
"yeah but hurr durr bluesky is cringe because uhh i said so"
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 13/08/2026
bro just one more carrier bro i swear one more carrier will win us the iran war bro just ONE MORE
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 12/08/2026
gonna be honest i don't think it's the best idea to give a seat to a russian guy with an israeli racing license but i'm not whatever guy (because it's definitely a guy) is running the "Other French Team™"
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 12/08/2026
fucking Schwartzman???
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 12/08/2026
oh god dat kutjoch
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 12/08/2026
why did apple music just suggest a fucking lovejoy album to me jesus h christ i thought we agreed that guy is a shithead
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schtormm @schtormm.nl · 12/08/2026
whatd you do
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