schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 17/06/2026counterargument: if we strapped this ethereal figure onto a rocket instead of some fuckass Roadster, the Kessler effect would cease to be considered 020
Reposted by schröbingusAlex M-O | Wishlist Rune Fencer Illyia! @amodev.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one 155217905490
Reposted by schröbingusMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 04/06/2026 639431129
schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 02/04/2026We could have sent mu4e to space but we chose fucking Microsoft Outlook 020
schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 26/01/2026I'm mixed. not an AI slop bro by any means, but let's be real, LLMs have scraped Wikipedia since the dinosaur age, so at least the slop companies are giving them some sort of financial contribution back here 002
Reposted by schröbingusPatchy's Music Box 🎶 @asthmaticmage.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Fumo Hecatia & Junko Music of the Day 295: blink-182 - The Rock Show Take Off Your Pants and Jacket (2001) · Pop Punk Join Hecatia & Junko at the rock show. Just don't interrupt them... 2189
schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 17/12/2025Mfs literally have a super-almanac in their pocket and still propose these things with confidence 120
schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 17/11/2025"""Decentralized acceleration""" to Mastodon is definitely working yall. This fucking reeks 000
Reposted by schröbingusrust belt city enjoyer @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social · 21/10/2025American wine moms going hard for the Bluejays: 323945
Reposted by schröbingusjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/10/2025this gotta be the best idea i ever had. this feed is funnier than any of the other feeds i follow 1644839
schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 17/10/2025What the fuck are these questions where is the "neither" option 000
Reposted by schröbingusNorlinda 🩷 @spacequeennorah.tgirl.gay · 10/09/2025Aaron Rodericks now that bookmarks/private likes are a thing: 19114
Reposted by schröbingusBurrito Justice @burritojustice.bsky.social · 01/10/2025quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric 303138082762
schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 01/10/2025IT WASN'T EVEN TIME ZONED PROPERLY LMAO (for reference, I'm in PST, this screenshot was 30 seconds after) 1521
Reposted by schröbingusonion person @junlper.beer · 28/07/2025we have to kill the computer 1856549552
Reposted by schröbinguscab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2025mark cuban: i just invested $120 million into the japanese fuck doll market hoping they can create the most hyperreal dick feel for consumers martha: Have you tried being loved? Perhaps you could find happiness through intentional self-reflection. 115314
schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 02/09/2025>skim through thread >"She'll be fully MAGA by the midterms at this rate" These replies butter my popcorn more than an old farmer from Wisconsin, god damn 090
Reposted by schröbingusWhat Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 24/07/2025so apparently the slang term for estradiol in china is "Debian install media" as the most common brand has a spiral on the box resembling the Debian logo 20832286
schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 24/07/2025Wasn't there a literal episode of Family Guy where Bill tells Brian off as his inferior leech, even though in reality they're basically the same, regardless of the fact that one of them is a cartoon character 0130
Reposted by schröbingusmorticia toastems @toasty.cx · 04/07/2025this is the glory of the costco hotdog, the dog of the proletariat (and you can get them and the buns inside the store itself and make em at home for even more proletarianisms) 1644
Reposted by schröbingusThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2025Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? theonion.com/why-do-... 1295010491
Reposted by schröbinguscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/05/2025i'm always like "i should have a podcast. i should have a youtube channel" but then i realize it would just be this 48124451
schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 17/05/2025>be a graduating HS senior >"hey go to NYU" >get accepted and enroll >pay $62k tuition in your first year alone >barely any aid applied >lotta fees tho >find housing in manhattan >repeat for 3 more years >graduate >acknowledge a geopolitical atrocity >degree revoked Why the fuck do people go here? 020
schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 09/05/2025My grandfather has deep ancestry from some random Greek island and also has questionable political views, and he's also from Chicago, so I'm not surprised 000
Reposted by schröbingusJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Sneak peak inside day one of the conclave 2317823970
