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cab.🐮 (unabomber era)

@cabinworm.bsky.social
1.3K followers 878 following 2.1K posts

(he/him) 🏳️‍⚧️ 1/2 of @tallbart.com “the ben shapiro of the left” phd student in philosophy, aesthetics, & social theory ☭

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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
donate to help my top surgery recovery ❤️=> gofundme.com/help-vtb
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Donate to Help very tall bart and cabinworm stay housed, organized by Tall Bart
We're being evicted. I am fundraising for me and my boyfriend, cabinworm, to s… Tall Bart needs your support for Help very tall bart and cabinworm stay housed
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
here’s why: they want to be able to force children into gender roles—violently. That’s it. They think it’s disgusting and wrong that trans children and adults are able to decide for themselves that they want to transition. Sex & gender hierarchies are moot. They’re envious of our freedom.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is easier to imagine your child dead than it is to imagine them as happy and trans. that’s why transphobic parents pretend their trans children are deceased instead of just accepting their becoming. it’s short-sighted, cruel, and could only occur within a group that is accustomed to abandonment.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my top surgery is finished and not to brag or anything but the nurses said my chest looks banging
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’d prefer star trek if picard was a shirtless fireman
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
???
INSANE Character Facts!
Lousy Goyim

The image depicts crash bandicoot standing arms-crossed, back-to-back with an angry Homer Simpson.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they’re lobotomizing my healthy breast tissue AS WE SPEAK
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who jerks off to beach volleyball: i just like the sportsmanship
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
breaking my silence
Caption reads: “The Tall Bart Situation Is Crazy”
Image description — moistcritikal talking next to a YouTube screenshot of red Jordan Peterson.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
are you kidding me
Chocolate bar that reads “nonce” being held by a balding man in a grey sweatshirt.

The subtitles on the image read “Here it is”
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*clapping respectfully* let’s go knick’s
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s probably easier and more fruitful to try and convince a cat to swim than it is to convince a trans person to vote for a transphobe
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if a fidget spinner washed up on the beach, wouldn’t you assume it had an intelligent creator?
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there is a direct correlation between how sad a man is and how good he is at the grill
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
fuck white america i’m returning to my peoples’ culture (the swedes)
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i’m in love with the shape of israel
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
put mitch out of his misery. for the love of god.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ayn rand didn’t account for the le epic fedora chud who would lead the objectivist revolution
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i miss those videos of kids accidentally spending like $500 on v bucks on their parents apple account
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i can’t believe that the kirkiversary is not a bank holiday
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
at what age does it become socially acceptable to call your parents by their first names instead of just “mom” and “dad?”
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
who cares if james talarico is gay or trans or a vegan? what we should really care about is his stance on sports betting
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
twelve year old looked me dead in the eyes and said “charlie kirk got what he deserved” while i was teaching math
speech bubble: waow
thought bubble: BASED BASED BASED… etc
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
nap time feels like the challenger disaster when you’re 5
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
having real empathy for the younger generations is what separates those who “get more conservative as they age” and those who want to see real progress, even if it means getting called “old” or “cringe;” even if they don’t appreciate your help; even if you fail at being a role model.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
HASAN PIKER BACKSTABBED
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A KID ASKED ME IF I WAS FORTY YEARS OLD TODAY WTF I WAS BORN IN 1998!!! FORTY???
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/08/2026
these types don't understand we're all living in the world created by their Realistic Adult with No Expectations 'incremental progress/bipartisan cooperation/public private partnership/better things aren't possible' political philosophy and are confused and angered by those who do
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“gen z is too moralistic” you mean the generation y’all tried to normalize school shootings to?
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
milo yiannopolous committed suicide by cop yesterday and you’re laughing?
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
someone tried to make bart and i wojaks on twitter and we just look like normal people
a wojak of bart and cab
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 28/08/2026
yaoi is so cool i wish gay sex was real
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the succession from late-Boomer managerialism may produce an elite post-bureaucratic politics in which social permissiveness, technological abundance, private governance, and radical market ordering are presented as a liberation from institutional stagnation
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“only the good die young” or maybe evil people just live longer bc they siphon the labor of good people for their own use
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i will never give you money for something you 3d printed. you literally just printed it?
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i like how resist libs follow me because i hate republicans and then immediately unfollow me when they figure out im a marxist like i don’t have a hammer and sickle in my bio lmao
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
guys they’re letting me train the ai i’m gonna put so many wayward spirits in this shit
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“god made us in his image” man you came from The Sludge and you shall return to The Sludge
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we need a new outpatient treatment to help with being 20 years old
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Janky Pulitzer @janky.isgoodat.sex · 07/06/2026
if i missed you, you must be bad at sex 🤷‍♂️
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
pengis jokes have gone through the entire cringe cycle so many times, yet its humor is evergreen
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
guys jump ship bluesky is dying
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
my pants split down the ass when i was teaching second graders kill me
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
a kid told me today that 41 is the new 67 so
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
yoooo
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ok but even if he didn’t intend to kill anyone, that’s still manslaughter? liberalism cares too much about what a perpetrator *intends* to do, but some outcomes (consequences) are foreseeable enough to nullify intent. and chauvin should have understood that his chosen actions would kill someone.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
shoutout to my moots in the UK bc thatcher really did destroy the world
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
cici
@cicington
Omg you people cant do anything
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it’s crazy that lindsey graham died a month ago and we already forgot about his entire existence
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
bodily autonomy and the right of free association don’t exist if you’re queer, left-wing, or young, apparently.
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