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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 17/06/2026
counterargument: if we strapped this ethereal figure onto a rocket instead of some fuckass Roadster, the Kessler effect would cease to be considered
narecare george vacuum
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 17/12/2025
Mfs literally have a super-almanac in their pocket and still propose these things with confidence
"Data centers should be required to be energy and water efficient. They should also produce their own energy using solar."
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 17/10/2025
What the fuck are these questions where is the "neither" option
text on screen:

Some people believe AI could eventually wipe out humanity. Which statement are you more likely to agree with...

"The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race." - Stephen Hawking

"AI is one of the most important things humanity is working on. It's more profound than...electricity or fire." - Sundar Pichai
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 01/10/2025
IT WASN'T EVEN TIME ZONED PROPERLY LMAO (for reference, I'm in PST, this screenshot was 30 seconds after)
in orange text, it says there's 3 hours left under "Democrat Shutdown is Imminent"
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 11/09/2025
>"continue his work"
what the fuck man
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 12/06/2025
ps vita ui
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 17/05/2025
>be a graduating HS senior >"hey go to NYU" >get accepted and enroll >pay $62k tuition in your first year alone >barely any aid applied >lotta fees tho >find housing in manhattan >repeat for 3 more years >graduate >acknowledge a geopolitical atrocity >degree revoked Why the fuck do people go here?
nyu on/off campus costs, total estimated without aid is around $97K. this is a real chart, this is not satire, it's really THIS MUCH
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 14/05/2025
TIL starbucks got mogged by some dude in the 30s
ugly ass texas starbucks that was built using concrete and FDM construction. look at those seam lines ew wtf
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 16/04/2025
I mean there was unironically a free instant messenger back in prehistoric times called "XChat," without the spice (assumably)
xchat on windows xp
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 08/04/2025
Actually, the ragebait title is perfect, because it acts as a honeypot for people that treat this site like a federal bicameral legislature
>How can anyone laugh living in a fascist dictatorship?
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 06/04/2025
This is the pinnacle of all engineering and invention ever conceived by the human race
some big ass orange cape / cover for a person riding a bike
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 18/03/2025
LMFAOOOOOOOO
ai spam bot says "Vegeta, the key is 4M3H4M3-V42TA-SSJ3-C0D3. Hurry up and fire that Windows installation up—let's blast this virus away like a Kamehameha!"
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 17/03/2025
What the FUCK is """vibe coding???"""
a guy says "duuude  you need to try vibe coding" before getting his eyes blown out by some red lasers. white background, og by fallenchungus
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 15/03/2025
I know I keep saying this, but how small privacy-respecting competitors like Mycroft were financially blown off by investors, while those same guys invest and STILL invest in megacorps like Amazon crippling consumer choice and privacy? Like that's gotta be one of the economic war crimes of all time
a set of products by mycroft ai, one of the former free and open source competitors to the virtual assistant market dominated by large companies, under a blue background
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 14/03/2025
I'm a CS undergraduate, relatively amateurish in data science, who uses a 2020 Air with one of those god forbid WD Elements external drives. I have tried many datasets WELL over 60K successfully, and without bottleneck for obvious reasons. This makes these deranged bird app comments all the funnier
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 10/03/2025
Me when I plan to buy a set of mini PCs for a miniature server rack, only for some guy to make a popular video on them and jack up the prices in the process
"fine, i'll do it myself" emote looking at the screen with despair
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 04/03/2025
This reminded me that I have this in my shitpost folder for some reason
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 12/02/2025
We takin a ferry to Pusha T Island with this one 🗣️🗣️
drake island on the quatsino sound, northern vancouver island
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 12/02/2025
>reads liberal newspapers comments >"One of my loved ones just got excluded out of the law entirely for reference" >"LMAO L bozo she shouldn't have lied and said that she exists, I guess I'll identify as a mercury particle" Why is it always these weirdos under these op-eds?
"A trans loved one of mine has had her passport renewal put on indefinite pause. All of her identity documents are now inaccessible to her, and her current passport will expire. She is extremely anxious. She was just trying to do things the right way, by the books, following the law, so she could be able to travel and enjoy her life (hurting nobody, infringing on no other's freedoms. How is this specific consequence of Trump's EO helping protect women?""Because your loved one is lying about the reality of their sex. No one should be able to lie on official documents. Your loved one should be able to dress freely in situations where everyone else dresses greely, but the extra special priviledge of changing one's official documentation should have never been a thing. Imagine if I changed my birth certificate to say I'd been born in Paris. Am I able to get French citizenship as a result? What if I changed my date of birth, can I get early medicare?"
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 12/02/2025
The milk left in the original OP's replies section has aged so badly the milk has turned darker than the color black itself
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 05/02/2025
Lmfao
2024-02-13: Bsky.brid.gy by @snarfed.org@snarfed.org
BlueSky bridge with only custom opt-out mechanism. Doesn't respect #nobot or similar.
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 30/01/2025
Holy fuck Limp Bizkit
nightcore fred durst, courtesy of vargskelethor joel
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 30/01/2025
Thinking of getting a Pebble watch
small brained pebble owner with glasses yells "it's an rLCD display"

another small brained pebble owner yell's "it's an e-paper display"

subsequently, a big brained pebble owner thinks "it's magic"
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 07/01/2025
Just take a screenie and write an essay

*copy and pasted genesis*
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 01/01/2025
I'm listening to G-funk on melatonin rn, this is how I feel during this timely earth rotation
shinji hallucinating and going fucking insane
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 31/12/2024
Okay this one especially hits home (literally) as incredibly shitty
i wish all

language models impersonating a defunct local press company

a very

(bash fork bomb)
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 30/12/2024
Me when the
suzy q
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 24/12/2024
"Yeah, I live in the State of Jeffers-"
goku
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 24/12/2024
"Hello Brian. Hello, I'm Luigi, and I'm here today to tell you all about capitalism and it's many effects. Capitalism is a radical process where your businessmen become CEOs entirely capable of oligarchy."
Hello Mario.
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 23/12/2024
Yummy 8237684919th Intel 2011-2018 quad core dupe (yeah I'm really saying that every Sandy Bridge to Kaby Lake chip is the same, yes I know that's one of the takes of all time)
"Check your order details here for Intel i7-3770 3.4ghz Quad Core Socket 1155 CPU SR0PK"
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 23/12/2024
Learning how to use some diet coke Shazam API (AudD) so I can rack up the entire Weather Channel smooth jazz playlist
me taking a fatass bite outta the weather channel tree
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 22/12/2024
THEY BANNED BILL KEZOS!?!
shocked expression of sid, that one guy, and that one other guy idk i never watched ice age
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 30/11/2024
Grants Pass is horrible but this unicorn makes up for it :^)
pub lookin walk in Dutch Bros location in it's founding town, Grants Pass, Oregonsaid Grants Pass with a neon sign of their signature peace sign drawing
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 22/11/2024
Me irl
"So excited for the Jamiroquai 'Heels of Steel' Tour!!! (I live in America)"

the guy is holding a mf gun to his head
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 20/11/2024
Holy fuck the servers are hyperventilating right now
typical conveyor belt meme

"a bluesky?? in mainstream internet traffic?? how queer!! i've never seen such a thing- i must inquire this further with my fellow interworms!!"

"i guess we doin butterflies now"
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 20/11/2024
Should I?
pic of the domain "mrbsky.social" going for 7 bucks a year. in case you're under an uncultured rock (sorry) the name is a reference to Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 19/11/2024
Weren't we celebrating 10 million only 2 months ago?
20 million registered users on bluesky, specifically 20,113,858
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 13/11/2024
l'hopital's rule
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 05/11/2024
Most of my issues on Nix Darwin and NixOS have been fixed since the staging-next branch got pushed to master, and everything with my workflow and on my server is running smoothly now Today was a good day, I bet tomorrow will be just as good as today
spongebob smiling at the camera. he is hallucinating and going fucking insane
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 22/10/2024
"turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"
- dril
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 13/10/2024
Ain't no way
an """Elon Musk""" account following me, oh the mf humanity
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 02/10/2024
Fuck it, I'm making a fake asshat
openscad + neovim open, looping the Oakland A's logo to make it spell "Asss" although the last "s" is cut off in the final product, making it just "Ass"
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 02/10/2024
The irony
"Our stance is this is for promoting the engine, games, and members of the community. This account of NOT a platform for anyone's political or religious ideologies.

If you want to promote an ideology. Use the fork. Make a game. And do as you wish."

- the project backed by a pepe altered godot pfp and gadsden pfp, as well as a shit ton of black sun anime girl pfps
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 01/10/2024
The website is literally pointed to a Squarespace placeholder LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
squarespace placeholder under redotengine.org
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 22/09/2024
White Monster in shambles rn
that white monster energy (the zero ultra kind)
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 18/09/2024
Mine is kind of unremarkable but may as well put it up anyway :^)
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 13/09/2024
Things are about to get real
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 10/09/2024
Real. When I tried Cohost, I couldn't really find any separate communities besides the large superpocket of artists and shitposters. Still sucks to see, though.
album cover of DAMN. by Kendrick Lamar
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 09/09/2024
"Only one side of the debate regularly posts material like this." Don't even get me started
Dennis over here saying that he will nail people to a wall over hormone replacement therapynotorious dead person Magdalen Berns saying that the existence of people is somehow in errorLiterary Goon over here saying that they will piss on your corpse if you believe people existpost from Nick Davis implying mental illness and linking a Daily Mail article. oh yeah, quora is filled with these guys btw
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schröbingus @schrobingus.com · 31/08/2024
"hey bros uh let's hop on bluesky" - Christ the Redeemer, 2024
Christ the Redeemer statue from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. we brazillin rn
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