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Schmeev

@schmeev.bsky.social
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Probably cursed, cannot be helped. All pronouns ok, corrections are not chastising. Living my 30s the best I can.

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is one of the first games i ever bought on steam and i really gotta get around to beating it sometime. awesome game ive just bounced off a bunch of times, but every time i come back i get a liiiiil farther
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this game is so fuckin good and its incredible how well it pulls off being as brown as possible without looking bland
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
theres an old flash game where you play checkers against a tied up and burlap sacked lara croft and every win strips her further until a scene and i think it was more respectful than her treatment in tomb raider 2013, like someone took the tomb raider 2 ending scene really personally
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of those 'lost a bet bro so now we gotta have gay sex' porns but the game being bet on is mahjong and they never actually get to the sex because it's taking forever to learn/nobody can retain the rules or hands
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
coward of the county is unironically my pacifist anthem
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy @pollyhead.bsky.social day
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thinking about the fact that a juggalo kid somewhere has my copy of republic by plato from winning a faygo chugging contest. i wonder if hes read it and hates socrates now
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
an old comic I didn’t feel like updating to be about ai but is still basically about ai anyway because we’ve always been living in hell
panel 1: a weird creep pokes at a laptop and says “Finally, through the aid of machine translation and google, I have removed the taint of woke western localization from this video game!”
panel 2: two anime boys say “Hello” “It is”
panel 3: “You must go there” “yes”
panel 4: “When the executive manager is downed, can you believe it?” “There is!” the weird creep sheds a tear and says “Ah, as the developers intended!”
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i need another always sunny scholar to hang out and debate what i see as the character assassination of luther macdonald in mac finds his pride
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's important to remind everyone that some absolute madlad, before LLMs ruined all mod voice acting forever, got a girl into a recording booth and redid every single voice line in Deus Ex to let you play as a girl www.moddb.com/mods/the-lay...
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The Lay D Denton Project mod for Deus Ex
The Lay D Denton project is an effort to provide a FULL seamless female JC Denton experience. Features include: -A complete female JC voiceover -Female JC model -All pronouns and gender references mod...
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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hot mom yuri 👏👏 👏👏👏 Hot mom yuri 👏👏 👏👏👏
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hello,

as many of you know, i've been unemployed for some time. however, i was finally able to find work thanks to ed sheeran's 2026 north america tour. during each performance of "shape of you" mr. ed was intending to bring out women of various body types to try to encourage diversity and stuff. however, due to his disparagement of a fellow queer performer macklemore, i will be dropping out as "chubby white transgender female #2." as a result, i am currently seeking more work in this space. if you have any leads, please let me know.

thank you,
winonaparadise
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
three differently-sized candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs sit in a pot of candy corn on a contrasting blue background.
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hey @spiderfrog.bsky.social im reading head cleaner and having a good time with it, but id like to respectfully ask what the fuck happened with the editing in this book man i could wait until the end to see if theres a reason because its egregious but i dunno just thought id ask. fun read still
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WWE had to update their Never Forget 9/11 shirt because they never forgot to AI generate the correct amount of stars and stripes on the flag the best wrestling company in the world
NEVER FORGETwe said NEVER FORGET
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ever have weird thoughts of having the power to stop time but youre still tethered so time is just permanently stopped and get freaked out
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
got that yugioh collection thing with all the handheld games and those were ROUGH times. i had dark duel stories and that was its own thing, but the OTHER dark duel stories, duel monsters 2...its like the same game but more of a slog without the card construction and DUNGEON DICE MONSTERS...
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i am telling people, against go past tense yourself, scott
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i love so much that @hdoomguy.bsky.social goes by that handle. hi just throwing appreciation in your direction while pondering aloud if you ever had the horrible thought of creating hduke
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
update: finished it, hell yeah. had to do 2 endgame runs because i initially got a 9, i forgot to cap a scumbag since he was so inconsequential having to babysit allies for that little bit was less than stellar, but i made it work. shoutout to @lcsoft.bsky.social, what a fuckin experience (now dlc)
Your final score is 10 out of 10.
You are the ultimate badass.
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this game is weird and it rips, play it. im currently working on what i assume to be the last chapter of it, its been a ride. big deus ex meets shadowrun vibes, and i love both of those also this game doesnt hold your hand, you gotta learn to pronounce oaxaca on your own
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
sucks to lose tim curry but he lives on through his work and every jumper from way outside knocked down by his son
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
inside of you are two wolves you are cheating on edward
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
brigand: oaxaca did not teach me to pronounce oaxaca, but it is the reason i learned how to pronounce oaxaca
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
burger king dems bonkey kong dems bubger kirg dems bandit keith dems black knight 2000 pinball table by williams dems
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
> be born into poverty > never know your father and lean on a series of paternal figures > get stuck in a thankless job > fall in love with a beautiful waitress > reveal your superhero identity only to learn you can never be with her > be Charlie Kelly > pic unrelated
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
its catherine combs' birthday today (the sister from the folgers commercial)
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i dont wanna say the words lest i summon the bots but if there was someone out there with a "being ignored by a 36 year old" kink who wanted to pay me to not acknowledge them, i could absolutely do that
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
alright no one discoursed about me yesterday so today in retribution i will be resurrecting pawg discourse, on the side that it should be pronounced with an f
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
its my birthday so all the discourse today has to be about how much you love me
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my political beliefs are most easily described as "just play oddworld"
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
french guy realizing the person he hooked up with was his cousin "inc'est la vie"
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i snap my stockings against my THIIIIIIIGHS
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Bbw
3-letter word: Bbw
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
how much condensed suffering do i need to undertake for some rich ghoul to give me enough money to get away with my vengeance against them?
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
as a kid the playground merry go rounds were my favorite thing and im glad theres a military out there that recognizes play as necessary adult enrichment
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
during one of the sgdq interviews with msf yesterday they asked, with very little tiptoeing around it, about issues dealing with the current political landscape, and i appreciated the candid honesty about the effects of hostile political forces on work thats such an unequivocable good
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
you can lead the legging of zelder fan to water (1990s nes cult classic crystalis) but you cant make them drink
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Waxing Tide, of the Flamm/e Clade @flammtay.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
if im assured that i will end this night of freaky shenanigans in a condition reasonably like the one i entered it in, easily. tough to guarantee with a genie though
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's a Clocktower screen with the text "I pay 1500 a month for this?"
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
happy 7/4 everybody, they day we celebrate those brave pioneers who put 7 beats to a measure but still made it so goddamn smooth
youtu.be
Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill
YouTube video by Peter Gabriel
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the building blocks of art practice that your body converts into experience and skill yoshitaka amino acids
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
taylor.swf
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026
well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.
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