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Schmeev

@schmeev.bsky.social
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Probably cursed, cannot be helped. All pronouns ok, corrections are not chastising. Living my 30s the best I can.

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is beauty all around if we only look *sees any discourse ever* there is also beauty right here next to me, who needs to look around
a series of miniatures, a human, minotaur, bothan, dwarf, a turtle, bust of godzilla, big bust of rhino
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy @pollyhead.bsky.social day
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
loverboy warned us of this 😔 sending critical support in the form of uhhhhh this collection of figures on my work computer
numerous figures on a thinkcentre including busts of godzilla and a rhino, tabletop figures of a guard, dwarf fighter, minotaur, and bothan, and a lil turtle
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
zach cregger holding a gallon of pcp
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
update: finished it, hell yeah. had to do 2 endgame runs because i initially got a 9, i forgot to cap a scumbag since he was so inconsequential having to babysit allies for that little bit was less than stellar, but i made it work. shoutout to @lcsoft.bsky.social, what a fuckin experience (now dlc)
Your final score is 10 out of 10.
You are the ultimate badass.
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
a snow artifact land called Garruk's Cooler

image is an igloo cooler

rules text: tap to add green or white mana

flavor text: "There's always cold brews out back."
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
when they do, are you ready with the final scores for the round?
moira "mo" quirk on nickelodeon guts
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
the ebussy ev camper but blushing
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
you would seek to deprive us of the ebussy?? i hope your (theoretical) blood money buys you a comfy bed, you monster
the ebussy ev camper
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
one of these? also frequently just "About the author" with a lil picture of them
the "A Note On The Author" page of Susanna Clarke's "Piranesi"
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
jesus but his eyes, nose, and mouth are all smiley faces
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
i checked my mail this morning and found this package from @codivore.bsky.social and i was so excited but i left it until now to open up and its SO GOOD THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOURE A ROCKSTAR
polaroids and a thank you note and stickers and a vhs and some pictures from codi vore
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
doesn't LOOK like gangrel, and ive never heard of those other wrestlers
the wrestler gangrel
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
why must i be reminded of zak bagans and his book which i read with my book club i had to endure chapter after chapter of him claiming to be an empath also the story of a woman who accused him of impregnating her daughter through astral projection and his brilliant defense
"Only the Holy Spirit can impregnate women without physical contact."
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
your patronage was greatly appreciated
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
sorry brian, sending good vibes (i just consider you brian, at least A brian if not THE brian, hope thats ok)
brian quest 64 with text:
"hey man i heard youve been having a hard time and i wanna say not just that im rooting for you but also that its ok if life is making it hard to silly post and you gotta take some time for yourself because your health is important including your brain health and we're happy to help shoulder the burden of silly posting while you pick yourself back up you are valued and we will be here when you quest once more



BOTTOM TEXT"
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Shadow the Hedgehog saying "I just love Latinas, Sonic."
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
happy to report my snes already got a vasectomy so it can play super famicom games, so im set to run this one i got from @jaxlersr.bsky.social at agdq and goddamn man you left me with a LOT of yen dollars, who exactly are you mixed up with here??
Derby Stallion 96 for the Super FamicomThe stables in Derby Stallion 96 showing 6,812,120,000 yen (roughly 43.4 million dollars)
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
the greatest weapon in the ongoing fight
boots of force
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
strong handshake meme, one arm says "zoomers", the other "link" and the hands are labeled "GYATT"strong handshake meme, one arm says "quarterbacks", the other "link" and the hands are labeled "HUT HUT"strong handshake meme, one arm says "spanish bean farmers", the other "link" and the hands are labeled "SOYA"
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
damn girl what that black hawk do
dvd of black hawk down, the last two letters are covered
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Nightshade this game is such a great mashup of point and click adventure, a little beat em up, and just enough quirky humor. puzzles actually arent too bad to solve, and many are optional just to skip some refights. lives coming in the form of death traps you can escape is a slick idea well done
screenshot from Nightshade for NES. Nightshade scratches his head while a ninja woman beats up a civilian
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Crystalis, or God Slayer: Sonata Of The Faraway Sky my big fav nes darling, its beautiful and just long enough to be a great adventure fresh while being short enough to finish in an afternoon on a replay. the first game i played that had a developing storyline, it rules, go play a retranslation
screencap of the boss fight with general kelbesque in crystalis
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
stolen from friend i should be sleeping 3 hours ago but i took a nap earlier and fucked everything up
get to know my game taste
for every like, i will post one game i love
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
bait sprite from stardew valley
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
the fucking heading of the overview is the book and author, and the opening sentence is "nahhhhhh theres no book of this title by this author (WHOSE NAME I DIDNT EVEN PUT IN THE SEARCH)" is this sentience? is it doing the bugs bunny bit "did he have long ears like these" "YEAH" "never heard of em"
google search, just the word "brokeula". immediately under an amazon listing for the forthcoming book by michael j. seidlinger is the llm search stating "there is no widely known book titled brokeula by michael j. seidlinger
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
got some ninjago for christmas
lego ninjago zanes battle suit mech
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
noooo that update function runs 60fps!!
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
camera pans to the french section of the audience:
bonbon and chuchu from mime and dash
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
breaking news from @nytimes.com: 6 is more than 3
a short by the new york times titled "Why Trump Had So Many Supreme Court Wins"
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
i looked this up because im a klax casual, does this only count with the t shape? could you also have, say, 2 blues, drop the middle orange, and slap down 2 more blues during the pause, or is that a different, lesser klax?
the Big Sandwich shape in Klax
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
time to watch some Hackers, Johnny Mnemonic, play a lil Shadowrun
characters from the movie HackersShadowrun Genesis cover
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
the mode person...actually i dunno if mode had sex in it. it SEEMS like it should have
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
awwww cute lil stardew moment *reads the rest* awwww cute lil modded stardew moment
"watching my friend farm and be cute with a nice pig for ten minutes"
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
george is fuckin ECSTATIC
screenshot of friday the 13th for nes. george has a big ol smile on his face
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
do the scroll stop and post Joy Character(s)™
columbo mid pointsadako yamamura in human form
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
"were you a witness to what he just did?"
columbo pointing
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
unironically want this womans fit. i would love a whole wardrobe of this vibe
picture from a columbo episode in which a woman has a white top with a yellow double diamond pattern stripe, followed by a red A stripe, and then a blue whirlpool, or maybe flower stripe, along with a matching cardigan lined with the same blue pattern down the buttons and on the cuffs
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
dave whiskers this isnt an attack or anything, fuck bari weiss, nebula rules, i just saw an opportunity to edit a post to end with uwu and this guy happened to make it uwu
a screenshot of the quoted post but the h and m in hmu are rotated to look like it says uwu
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Mistral from .hack Quarantine saying "Heh heh... I came. :)"

(text box is obviously cut off)
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
a revolution without reptar throwin it back is a revolution not worth having
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
i like to look to masters of the art to see what they do
quote from the jeff the killer creepypasta: "A thing of bleach fell down on top of him from the top shelf"
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
fired up cultic chapter two and discovered a lil thing in the first level i was just trying to go through a hole that was there in the interlude level, and turns out the rest of the level is still there! good luck cultic speedrunners with this new tech, hope you win the big trophy thanks to me
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
had a big clothed orgy in this laundry basket this morning and we all got raptured, but i left a message with my heathen assistant to post this picture and message see yall at the big orgy in the sky
laundry basket full of clothes
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
here ya go, hope day get better
dwight and trickster smoochin in a field, the sun shines overhead, pink hearts float about
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
sending much emotional support to bugs in the form of this cat i saw hanging out in a yard on a walk a few weeks ago. they were very nice and chill and accepted pets
orange cat chillin by a hedge
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
a bloodhound with his droopy face looking a lot like the hood on crowleys robes
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Aaron "I can't believe I didn't get the anti-American sentiment in Born in the USA sooner" Lewis
Aaron Lewis quote: "I'm not uneducated; I'm actually really smart, and I look for myself."
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
unrelated YOU DID THE CORRISES?? what the hell, is this just the year of stumbling into people who made cool things i know??? forever living life in this adventure time clip
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