david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 1hNext-level advertising/arm-wrestling risk at the video store. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 5hMany people have told me to listen to this so I finally did. All my life I've avoided it strictly because of the cover. 011
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Somewhere along the way the idea of someone turning your book into a movie became the ultimate goal. But the book is the thing, not the adaptation, right? Anyway, people told me a new movie called IT ENDS is a lot like this one. I'll watch it and report back! (blurb by @stephengrahamjones.com) 031
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is my assigned classroom this quarter. I only have 18 students. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Come see/hear Tessa Yang, author of The Jellyfish Problem, at Hartwick College on Sept 23rd. I'll be their next Visiting Writer in April!allotsego.comHartwick College Visiting Writer Series Kicks Off on Sept. 23The series begins on Wednesday, September 23 with Tessa Yang, author of the short story collection “The Runaway Restaurant” (7.13 Books, 2022) and the novel “The Jellyfish Problem” (Berkeley, 2026). 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This border skirmish has been going on since we moved to this neighborhood. They need to send in a tabby to facilitate peace talks. 020
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know I know but just listen to me for a second... I had to have it. I need to know* *if the sax player is in here 032
Reposted by david james keatonStephen Graham Jones @stephengrahamjones.com · 23/09/2026This Killer on the Road from @sstpublications.bsky.social is gorgeous. Also, I just got the wide version of that cover, much larger, back from the framer. One of the very coolest covers I’ve lucked into. Thanks, Francois Vaillancourt. Also? Killer was the most fun to write of any of my novels. 66912
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"We've been here for hours. Just pick an album so we can go." 101
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fast-forwarding to find all the Lobo scenes. 020
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don't understand why Stevie Nicks would write such a notoriously heartwrenching song named after this little diner. The breakfast omelet wasn't even that great and the hashbrowns were... Wait what? Hold on [hand over earpiece]... Never mind. 100
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This epic tale is more immerse than any book on tape. How did the money get into the TV? What was the ice cream incident?? Which DVD was he returning??? 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Had a scary dream about Crispin Glover. Never meet your heroes. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If my kids ever find all of their favorite toys that they lost and I secretly replaced. 110
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There are no cliffhangers in Cliffhanger, no poetic justice in Poetic Justice, no babies driving in Baby Driver, no one set on fire in Man on Fire, Blue Thunder was black, the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are from the Cretaceous period, the NeverEnding Story ends, and Debbie never makes it to Dallas. 661
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's a testament to the original Krazy Glue ads that I have so many distinct childhood memories of being disappointed by its effectiveness. Also, how many hardhats were permanently stuck to girders? How many skyscrapers had to incorporate them into the structure? How many lives were lost that day? 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When you pull out one of those thick potato chips folded up like a blanket. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nature is healing. But seriously? www.wlox.com/2026/09/06/m...wlox.comManatees confirmed mating in Mississippi waters for first timeManatees confirmed mating in Mississippi waters for first time 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Voice from the seat behind me: "I'm ready to look at something else besides this garbage truck." 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If the pizza delivery guy rolls up in this, you're only getting a tiny piece. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Caught this little dude in the crab pot. Sent him back down with a shrimp for his trouble. 001
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Pier fishing in "Santa Carla." We could hear all the screams from the boardwalk in the distance. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This guy asked me for some stuff for his '80s Retro Room so I hooked him up. Only 3 of those Blockbuster boxes left.tiktok.comWhat an incredible package from author David James Keaton! After finishing his fantastic novel Head Cleaner, I reached out to David—and he surprised The Retro Room with an amazing collection of goodie...TikTok video by Retro Room 000
Reposted by david james keatonThe Febrile Muse @cmdoran.bsky.social · 03/02/2026My friend has a bookstore and she sent me a pix of your book! 0281
Reposted by david james keatonJedidiah Ayres @maybejed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Had a lot of fun watching Val Kilmer movies for @projectionbooth.bsky.social's Val-Halla series. Enjoyed reading his memoir too - came across as such an out-there, heart-on-his-sleeve goofball. My heart goes out to loved or loathed ones whom his temperament hurt, but man he made some movies thanks 082
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Daughter wearing a scuba mask, eyeball antennas, sparkling princess dress, and Crocs. Bystander says, "Awww, I remember that phase!" What. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Shards doing that thing where the maniac is the only one who enjoys melancholy music. 100
Reposted by david james keatonPablo Naruto @neverendingkory.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Attention all authors and publishers! Please stop advertising your sick-ass wares! I WILL make a purchase and my TBR pile is insane right now! #booksky @ghoulish.bsky.social @clashbooks.bsky.social 0283
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"If you're not going to make any friends you need to have a hobby." 000
Reposted by david james keatonStephen Graham Jones @stephengrahamjones.com · 26/08/2026got to be on the radio in San Diego yesterday, for One Book:kpbs.orgOne Book, One San Diego titles announced for 20th yearThe 2026 One Book, One San Diego selections are officially out. On Midday Edition Monday, we speak with the author Stephen Graham Jones about his book "The Buffalo Hunter Hunter," chosen as this year'... 412220
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Today dog poop got tracked all over the floors of our house. We don't own a dog. Someone apparently let their dog poop in our yard. I never thought I'd say this but for the first time ever I'm considering the nuclear option... Signage. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Some more withdrawn-from-library rescues. Hedberg Public Library in Wisconsin was apparently doing a big purge. I already have these, so if you want one let me know. They seemed worth saving from the grinder. (can't vouch for the green one) 130
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The Jaws poster has always bugged me because the shark is gonna miss her. It should be more like this. 020
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's what's for dinner. Meat Loaf art by my sister, Erin Keaton. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026♪ "Here comes the Pelham 1, 2, 3... It's all part of my fantaseeeeeeee" ♪ 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When I'm walking around the block on garbage day and people are breaking down their boxes with scissors. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I've stopped looking for shrugs in Jack Reacher books and moved on to opening Ulysses at random to find butts. Wait, is a frump a butt? 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Another melancholy day of Google alerts showing me more of Chuck Kinder's personal library on eBay and the books I'd sent him. I smiled seeing the picture of his face that I'd attempted to draw though. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Punished for exchanging a water filter through Amazon with a sticker full of red flags like "jerkers" and "beaters," and "jaw droppers." They knew what they were doing. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I do respect Nolan for making three movies that start with "I" 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A sleeper? Also one of his only guitar "rock" albums after Purple Rain. Lyrics are pretty goofy but tons of hooks. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026@maybejed.bsky.social any idea where I can watch Rifififififififi? Can't find it anywhere! 100
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you liked BACKROOMS... here's some liminal horror in and around ever-shifting spaces highlighting the degenerative effects of faking time travel. (in both senses of the word, "degenerate" being that word) 122
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026While I was out of town a tree blew over and opened up a portal. 000
