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i like to imagine neversoft developing apocalypse and bruce willis getting stuck on a wall and going "OK BUT WHAT IF SPIDERMAN" and then some similarly evocative bug happened and "GET THAT TIMOTHY BIRDGUY ON THE HORN"

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

look at him trying to copy his idol flatman

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

this is one of the first games i ever bought on steam and i really gotta get around to beating it sometime. awesome game ive just bounced off a bunch of times, but every time i come back i get a liiiiil farther

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

this game is so fuckin good and its incredible how well it pulls off being as brown as possible without looking bland

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

theres an old flash game where you play checkers against a tied up and burlap sacked lara croft and every win strips her further until a scene and i think it was more respectful than her treatment in tomb raider 2013, like someone took the tomb raider 2 ending scene really personally

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Q: Who was the lone squirrel survivor of the Great Lakes Avengers' battle with Maelstrom, becoming Squirrel Girl's new partner? A: Tippy-Toe Q: Who is the shortest lived member of the GLA, clocking in at 5.8 seconds of membership before death? A: Grasshopper (Doug Taggert)

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

more like NOT working designs more like working out at the gym would be more fun than this designs more like working on some more jokes in this format designs more like working with what they had which honestly wasnt much and they did a decent job for that era designs

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one of those 'lost a bet bro so now we gotta have gay sex' porns but the game being bet on is mahjong and they never actually get to the sex because it's taking forever to learn/nobody can retain the rules or hands

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

taking notes for a blue oyster cult cover

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

there is beauty all around if we only look *sees any discourse ever* there is also beauty right here next to me, who needs to look around

a series of miniatures, a human, minotaur, bothan, dwarf, a turtle, bust of godzilla, big bust of rhino

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

goddamn lol also i guess actually facing away on your normal side is nollie, the jump over is fakie i apologize to the skaties for this grave error, i will not do better in the future

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

p1: regular p2: goofy swapping sides is playing switch, and when youre facing away from the opponent its fakie then theres the wakeup DP after a tatsu knockdown called a peanut butter because daigo was into pat benetar when he first did it at a tourney then shortened it to pb then they relonged it

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

coward of the county is unironically my pacifist anthem

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

might also be another humiliation kink situation but i dunno, could be a legitimate linkedin brain dipshit who believes in unwritten rules of interviews and reads company newsletters for leisure

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it indicates youre a human with needs that you will take steps to meet and they dont want that, you gotta die of dehydration and still finish your shift without a second thought

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the trick to a printer is to reconnect to it like it's a new printer every time you wanna use it

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

man i hope he never forgets how to breathe during a power outage

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

maybe its like the reverse bear trap, but instead of snapping open it snaps shut. kinda like a reverse reverse bear trap, if such a thing is even possible but i do like the idea of him being strapped to a table and getting folded into a crane

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

wait till i convince someone to give me a spot in a major publication and begin my crusade of "continues should still cost money, freeplay is a sinful bastardization"

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

thinking about the fact that a juggalo kid somewhere has my copy of republic by plato from winning a faygo chugging contest. i wonder if hes read it and hates socrates now

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

loverboy warned us of this 😔 sending critical support in the form of uhhhhh this collection of figures on my work computer

numerous figures on a thinkcentre including busts of godzilla and a rhino, tabletop figures of a guard, dwarf fighter, minotaur, and bothan, and a lil turtle

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

an old comic I didn’t feel like updating to be about ai but is still basically about ai anyway because we’ve always been living in hell

panel 1: a weird creep pokes at a laptop and says “Finally, through the aid of machine translation and google, I have removed the taint of woke western localization from this video game!”
panel 2: two anime boys say “Hello” “It is”
panel 3: “You must go there” “yes”
panel 4: “When the executive manager is downed, can you believe it?” “There is!” the weird creep sheds a tear and says “Ah, as the developers intended!”

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

would be real weird to make a donkey kong returns without having made regular donkey kong first

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i need another always sunny scholar to hang out and debate what i see as the character assassination of luther macdonald in mac finds his pride

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

hell yeah, i gotta figure out my annual mgs play. might do ghost babel again this year

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's important to remind everyone that some absolute madlad, before LLMs ruined all mod voice acting forever, got a girl into a recording booth and redid every single voice line in Deus Ex to let you play as a girl www.moddb.com/mods/the-lay...

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The Lay D Denton Project mod for Deus Ex

The Lay D Denton project is an effort to provide a FULL seamless female JC Denton experience. Features include: -A complete female JC voiceover -Female JC model -All pronouns and gender references mod...

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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hot mom yuri 👏👏 👏👏👏 Hot mom yuri 👏👏 👏👏👏

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

fuck im not home to put my mcdonalds bionicles (mcdonicles) in scandalous poses

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

its so funny that macklemore has turned out to be such a cool guy, just the biggest "confused but got the spirit" himbo energy. feels like a performative ally, and maybe is in some ways, but still takes the hits and stands by his convictions but hes also the perfect white rapper punching bag dork

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...

three differently-sized candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs sit in a pot of candy corn on a contrasting blue background.

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

this is the part that always gets me. because its never "look yeah this sucks but theyre more likely to be bullied into being better" and instead "wahhhh lil baby not get what they want? candidate not perfect? gonna throw tantrum and let bad guy win??" because the issue is just a token to them

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

but theyll help the little red hen EAT the bread! SURELY that counts for something!

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

goddamn, books been through the wringer. thanks for the response and being cool, cheers

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

hey @spiderfrog.bsky.social im reading head cleaner and having a good time with it, but id like to respectfully ask what the fuck happened with the editing in this book man i could wait until the end to see if theres a reason because its egregious but i dunno just thought id ask. fun read still

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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

WWE had to update their Never Forget 9/11 shirt because they never forgot to AI generate the correct amount of stars and stripes on the flag the best wrestling company in the world

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

ff7, 7 months after ff7, three 7s, mocking the trinity??

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

ever have weird thoughts of having the power to stop time but youre still tethered so time is just permanently stopped and get freaked out

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i used to think crowns were like nickel sized pointy gold crowns and im forever disappointed about that so i never even made it to the units

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

finally, the 4 corners of the earth make sense

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

wheres waldo, i spy, word search, i dunno its got cachet

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i almost really enjoy dungeon dice monsters, it has ideas, but also some of those ideas suck

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

got that yugioh collection thing with all the handheld games and those were ROUGH times. i had dark duel stories and that was its own thing, but the OTHER dark duel stories, duel monsters 2...its like the same game but more of a slog without the card construction and DUNGEON DICE MONSTERS...

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i am telling people, against go past tense yourself, scott

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