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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

Apparently I'm in a recap video for a race from this year. You can see me walking in slow motion towards the pit with a team i wasn't part of, I just happened to be walking the same direction as them at the same time.

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brushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

did i ever post this here "cow tools 2"

a decent imitation drawing of the cow tools comic but instead of there being any tools on the table the cow is pointing a gun at the viewer

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

drinking one tall boy and writing three thousand words, only getting up to jack off or do pushups. i am the ultimate woman

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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 29/06/2026

From a young age, I knew I wanted to fuck the generic town mom woman in apron model in mega man legends. Now, in 2026, thanks to the power of VR, I still can’t, and I’m running out of time.

Its that plump baddie behind the shop counter you know who she is babydoll.

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Okay sorry, a raid happened next door and I got way too excited. I felt like one of those old retirees that hang around construction sites to watch younger people do their old jobs.

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I worry that if I continue to write evil women into my stories people will think I have some sort of sexual inclination and that it is my author's-barely-contained-fetish, but my barely contained fetish isn't evil women, it's the feeling of ones paranoia turning out to be correct.

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the one thing no one tells you about the vow of solitude is that everybody wants to hang out with you and talk about it. son of a Bitch

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have counted the days, i have counted the nights, and you're not gonna believe this: i have also counted the months and the years

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm like 75% of the way through a first draft and then had the stupid idea to restructure the entire story and make it a mystery instead of a story about being shot. This is so much harder.

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EW EW EW EW

man poking his head out of the firmament

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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

funniest rom hack reasoning of all time

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My coworker said out of all the people he's ever met I am the one most likely to become a ghost when I die. W.

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VoxInSocks @voxinsocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Milkened Cookies

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K9-17 "Ripper" Pitjob @demogorgon.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

When the dude in her bio dies

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/06/2025

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles intro full volume on repeat while i write five thousand words just wait and see

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Starting a rewrite of Hard Times. Unsure if I should expand this story or leave it alone. There is something really pure about it, all of the concepts are very tight and sharp, but it feels very much like a story about a war for one's soul and that's a thing I keep going back to.

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Played a video game for 7 and a half hours last night with a friend. Felt like I was a kid again. Just absolutely wonderful.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

my job at the commune would be racketeer or some sort of low level gangster

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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Is twitter still a platform people use?

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

respec full Hope build, no strength, no dex, no intelligence of any kind, pump everything into hope now, bet it all on hope

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 17,1955

P1- NANCY IS OUTSIDE, LAYING IN HER HAMMOCK , WHEN SHE SEES HER NEIGHBOR
NEXT DOOR
NANCY:I SEE LINDA HAS A NEW HAMMOCK, TOO
P2- IT BEGINS TO RAIN
NANCY: HEY LINDA --- IT’S RAINING
P3- NANCY AND LINDA ARE LAYING TOGETHER IN NANCY’S HAMMOCK AND THEY ARE USING LINDA’S HAMMOCK TO COVER THEM TO KEEP THE RAIN OFF OF THEM.

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wrote a story about love, the kind of love that makes you question if there is perhaps a remote monastic order for lesbians. It is sort of a true story and you can read the rest of it on either of these beautiful websites. schizmet.substack.com/p/amys-prison medium.com/@schizmet/am...

A crude drawing of a house with two large eyes, two legs, and one arm clutching a small person in its hand. There is a sun scribbled next to it and a smoke plume coming from its chimney shaped like a heart. The title at the top reads. "AMY'S PRISON," and the text at the bottom reads "@schizmet" and "CASSIDY G."

Love is real. I'd seen it all my life: in the movies, on the radio, how my parents would make up after a fight. One time I saw love getting head behind the McDonald's in Tukwila and it made eye contact with me. Some people go their whole lives without ever recognizing love, they grow old and die lonely. A chosen few are found by love, blind and shaking, wet with the fear of others, wet with their own dreams.
Amy and I had been dating a couple months when she asked me to come over to her place. I'd been over there every other day since we'd met, that wasn't out of the usual, but what threw me off was her backyard. I never thought about it before, we always just went inside and fooled around, so I had to ask if she'd always had the big cage.
Amy sat down on the steps of her porch. “You hate it.”
“No. No,” I said. “I love it. It's just not what I expected.” I have a healthy fear of big cages. It was something I only told my closest friends, but it very rarely comes up outside of zoos.
She rested her forehead on her knees. “You don't love it.” She was crestfallen. I had let one bad experience, something that happened fifteen years ago, color an entire person, a whole relationship.
“No, I do. I do love it.” I sat next to her on the porch. “I love the big cage. On the bus ride over I was hoping you'd have a big cage in the backyard. We used to have one when I was a kid. Big cages are my favorite kind.”
She glanced up at me. “...really?” Her eyes were huge. Freakishly so, but I loved her. I loved her and her huge, freakish eyes.
“Absolutely.”
She stood up and walked over to the cage, opening the door. “Okay,” she said. “Get in.” She wanted me to prove it to her. My love for her was now tied up in my love for the big cage. At that point there was nothing I wanted less than to see her sad, so I proved it – I proved my love for her.
Amy looked through the bars at me, her eyes empty. She might have even looked through me and at the bars behind me. Or maybe past thos…

The sun was going down now. I looked up as a plane buzzed overhead, then another. Amy was sat on the porch watching me. I don't know how much time had passed, but eventually she spoke. She said, “Dana, baby.”
“Yes, Amy?”
“Dana, baby. I love you so much.”
“I love you too, darlin.”
She stood up. “I'll bring you something to eat in the morning, okay?”
“Amy,” I said, “why are you doing this?”
She started back towards the house. “I already told you.”
“Told me what, Amy?”
She looked back. “That I love you.” And with that she went inside and shut the door.
There you have it. Love is real. I started to go through everything that had led me to that moment. The bus ride over, our first date, that thing at McDonald's – What could I have done differently? Probably nothing. How could anyone see this coming? I don't know. They probably couldn't.
The sun had sank completely and I could see lights blinking on and off in the night sky. There was no use in analyzing, I knew I needed to get out. The cage wasn't mounted to anything, it was just rested on the lawn. I bent down and grasped the bars, lifting carefully as to not let it topple over too hard lest it alert Amy to my leaving. I walked as quickly as I could out towards the street and hopped the first bus I saw back north towards Aurora.
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It was around midnight when I got home. Corey was laid up on the couch with some western playing on the TV. He sat upright and threw an arm over the back of the couch to look at me. “Ayy, how’d it go?”
I put a hand on the wall and started to kick off my sneakers. “Well. She put me in a cage, and then she told me, ‘I love you,’ and went back in the house.”
“And then what?”
“I fucked off.”
“Huh,” Corey said. “It wasn’t like a sex thing?”
I walked to the kitchen and sat down at the table. “No? I don’t think so? Everything was so normal for like two months. She was normal.”
Corey got on his knees and rested his elbows on the back of the couch. “First off,” he called out, “no…

He stood and started for the kitchen. “Do you hear yourself?”
“Yes!” I said. “I know! It’s crazy! But I thought she was the one.”
He sat down on the kitchen table and put a hand on my shoulder. “You thought she was the one? This woman that ate all my motherfuckin cereal when you brought her over.”
“Yeah.”
“Drank all my orange juice.”
“Yes.”
He jerked his hand off of me with a wave. “Get the fuck outta here.”
I sat with my elbows braced against my legs, my hands pulling my hair back. “What if I just ruined my whole relationship, man?”
Corey leaned down. “How?”
“Like, what if she was doing a bit?”
“A bit? What was the bit?” He hopped off the table. “Didn’t your mom used to put you in a cage when you was a kid?”
“I never told her about that.”
“Dana,” he said.
I looked up at him. “She told me she loves me.”
“Dana, beautiful.” He looked sorry for me. “You can’t go back.”
For weeks the cage was all I thought about but I knew I had to let it go. A couple of months passed and eventually my friends told me to get back out there. Don't let an old relationship define a new one. Move on. So I did. I matched on a dating app with a woman named Rachel and we ended up going to a show the same night. Her eyes were big, but not like Amy's eyes. They were big in a different way, plus her hair was a different color. It was longer, too.
She invited me back to her place – a little rental she had just moved into – and I hate to say it but I think I fell in love with her that night. After a few weeks I even told her as much. She said it back, and all was well. Great, actually. She texted me not long later saying she wanted me to come stay the night so I headed over that evening.
When I got there the sun was beginning to set and Rachel was already on the porch. She ran over, throwing her arms around my waist and said, "Dana! I have something for you!” She reached into my back pocket and took my phone out.
“Is it... my phone?”
“No!” she said smiling, and sat it down on th…

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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

we should destroy all written word and icons and symbols tomorrow

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I keep running into people who recontextualize anything uncomfortable. There are no stakes and nothing matters. In the new world you can never have a negative experience. I don't mean to judge it, it just feels so foreign to my own personal sense of reality.

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Overheard someone say they were fumbled by someone who turned them down. Is rejection so terrifying?

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Flipped a guy off because he crept up like he was going to pull out in front of me at a red light. I have lost my way. The devil has my soul.

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Selkie @selkiewife.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

HEAR through the ditches FEEL through the witches THINK in the back of my Dragula

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

waiter! 100 different themes in the short story, please!

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

there's only like one cool thing you can 3D print and they made it illegal

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

In asking one million questions about Genesis 1-3 I have forgotten the whole point of this was to be a symbolic tale with a moral. I must drink one single beer and stand outside in the rain as punishment.

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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

dom fantasy : smoothly ending a scene after 10 minutes because you got bored sub fantasy : everyone will want to fuck you if you insist hard enough switch fantasy : creating a societal system that hurts and hurts and hurts until no one never feel safe in their own body ever again

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i want to go to ikea. when i got to goodwill outlet i feel like everything is going to be over very soon. when i go to ikea i feel like we are all going to live forever

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love you XTC's Complicated Game full volume through the work JBLs at 5 in the morning. I love you McDonald's breakfast while my boss tells me why it's safe to operate heavy machinery with a fuel leak. I love you "I don't want to die in here" written on the side of a wall across the street. I love

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I've been telling my partner if they keep pissing me off I'll have them cleft in twain which is the proper way to say that but last week I slipped up & said clefted in twained & last night i straight up said "cleefed in tweefed" while half awake. Anyway I'm being tested for lead poisoning Monday.

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Sit still (1/4)

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 04/09/2026

There appears to have been some sort of industrial accident at the subtext factory

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them @posting2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sorry i didn't answer your call im only reachable by a button connected to a light that makes a counter go up and each number corresponds to a different symbol displayed on a distant screen that i have to look at through a telescope

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hey guyssss welcome back to my channel! This week we’re doing a samsara speed run. I know you all like an extra challenge, so our starting build is a white Protestant from Kansas. We’ll significantly cut time if we get ahold of some LSD, so souhd off in the chat when you see some! ok let’s dive in!

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pio chease @imbitingyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

bro thinks he's joe dirt

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