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cassidy

@schizmet.bsky.social
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mental billionaire. work of faith. i write stories. she/her substack.com/@schizmet

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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 2h
Cried for the first time in ten years over being trans. Not having the same access as everyone else to where I grew up. "It's my home too," is all I could think to say. Cried every day for a week. Now I'm somewhere else and waking up from nightmares where I'm underwater. Hells bells.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 2h
I hate leaving my home. I have a recurring nightmare where I'm underwater and there's a log float above me, I can't get up because they're all clacking together violently in the waves. I wake up when I drown. The only time I don't have that dream is when I'm home, so I go as often as I can.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 16h
I'm back in Seattle for the night. I don't want to hang out with anyone, I just want to say that if I die, put my body out on Rainier. The street, not the mountain. Let the bums and the crows have me. Have the number 7 run my dead ass over. Just beat the fuck out of me.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Before you embark on the journey to solve The Unsolvable Problem, destroy two futures.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Getting to the end of The Unsolvable Problem after decades spent on it. What could I have done differently.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
make total destroy on the soul of christopher columbus
Text above reads: "My Family: "Heaven gained another angel today

Me in hell:"

The image below is Doom Guy in hell killing demons with the text "Where the fuck is Christopher Columbus?!"
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
happy columbus day! 500 years ago he set off a huge journey to find india but instead ended up in hell for all eternity
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love it, very well done. Thank you for sharing it with me :-)
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Come on baybee... What's one elixir gonna hurt...? Quaff that bad boy down...
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fuckin liberals dont even have the skin-bound texan book of the dead in their banned book sections. "someone unsuspecting could open it and bring sam houston back from hell" so what
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the banned books section at every bookstore i go to only have like fahrenheit 451 and to kill a mockingbird. throw a bomb making manual up there. show me armed joy. put an old diary in a language yet unknown with a single photo of my body laying still in my childhood bedroom if you're not scared
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A little poem because I can't sleep. Maybe I can now. Sweet dreams!
I see you at night
You're always in my dreams
And I'm Clockwork Oranged to
A giant movie screen
With a swollen silver spoon
Held inside my mouth
And a swollen sliver moon
That hangs without a sound

It's midnight in the thunderdome
It's midnight in my head
It's the blues you warned about me
It was me is what you said

I see you at night
But only when I sleep
And in this time I conjure up
The things I couldn't keep
A swollen silver spoon
Placed beneath my tongue
And a swollen sliver moon
Reminding me it's done

It's midnight in the thunderdome
And it's midnight in my chest
It's the blues you warned about me
Now they're dreaming me instead
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
middle of the night. stranded on a fucking farm. remembering the pjackk challenge to warm my body
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just played it for the first time since release and was so surprised at how funny it still is.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
golden goose fans, be on the lookout, we are trying to make a second bigger golden goose out of the body of the first one we killed
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope I can find where my first class is...
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let's fucking GO
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 03/10/2026
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i can't imagine making my job my whole personality, especially after I stop doing it. "i was in the army so we could have peace" get a real job hippie
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was explaining my political leanings and a friend started laughing and said "you know those libertarians who say they're socially liberal? You're socially an anarchist but fiscally communist." I've been shot.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's great how this world shakes out sometimes.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently I'm in a recap video for a race from this year. You can see me walking in slow motion towards the pit with a team i wasn't part of, I just happened to be walking the same direction as them at the same time.
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brushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
did i ever post this here "cow tools 2"
a decent imitation drawing of the cow tools comic but instead of there being any tools on the table the cow is pointing a gun at the viewer
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
drinking one tall boy and writing three thousand words, only getting up to jack off or do pushups. i am the ultimate woman
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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 29/06/2026
From a young age, I knew I wanted to fuck the generic town mom woman in apron model in mega man legends. Now, in 2026, thanks to the power of VR, I still can’t, and I’m running out of time.
Its that plump baddie behind the shop counter you know who she is babydoll.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay sorry, a raid happened next door and I got way too excited. I felt like one of those old retirees that hang around construction sites to watch younger people do their old jobs.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My spurs are hung up but the itch goes on. I can't tell you how good it feels to dissolve back into night after outrunning a cop. You feel like the super felon they talk about on TV. It makes you want to call FOX News & tell them they were right all along, the Ultra Tranny does exist and you're her.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is no greater feeling of triumph than realizing you are in fact being followed and you do have to test your knowledge and abilities against an opponent. The worst feeling in the world is being chased, but the best feeling in the world is getting away. All criminals know this. It's sex to us.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I worry that if I continue to write evil women into my stories people will think I have some sort of sexual inclination and that it is my author's-barely-contained-fetish, but my barely contained fetish isn't evil women, it's the feeling of ones paranoia turning out to be correct.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the song David Bowie wasn't brave enough to write
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are dozens of us 🤝
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the one thing no one tells you about the vow of solitude is that everybody wants to hang out with you and talk about it. son of a Bitch
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
playing Are You Lonesome Tonight on my guitar to the last of the rabbits as a fleeting detour from my vow of solitude
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have counted the days, i have counted the nights, and you're not gonna believe this: i have also counted the months and the years
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm like 75% of the way through a first draft and then had the stupid idea to restructure the entire story and make it a mystery instead of a story about being shot. This is so much harder.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EW EW EW EW
man poking his head out of the firmament
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My coworker said out of all the people he's ever met I am the one most likely to become a ghost when I die. W.
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VoxInSocks @voxinsocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Milkened Cookies
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alfredo M. Bonanno's Armed Joy but the text reads "FEMMED BOY"

The background is ornate textures and the photo above the text depicts a lineup of weapons.
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K9-17 "Ripper" Pitjob @demogorgon.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
When the dude in her bio dies
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/06/2025
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles intro full volume on repeat while i write five thousand words just wait and see
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's what all my stories have in common because I think it's a very current and human problem: How am I supposed to worry about the country if I could die today? How am I supposed to worry about my soul if my country could implode tomorrow? If I worried about my soul could it save anyone else?
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel like the thing I'm obsessed with as an artist has always been a person's inability to see a greater threat outside of their immediate situation. When I used to do acid I always hallucinated visuals that illustrated this, varying layers of danger dwarfed by each other, all dwarfed by systems.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Amy's Prison was very much one of those stories but it was a distorted sense of freedom vs destruction of the self, and I don't want to have that same story again. The only difference in my mind is that in Hard Times the protagonist decides anything is worth staying for, even if it means death.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Starting a rewrite of Hard Times. Unsure if I should expand this story or leave it alone. There is something really pure about it, all of the concepts are very tight and sharp, but it feels very much like a story about a war for one's soul and that's a thing I keep going back to.
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cassidy @schizmet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Played a video game for 7 and a half hours last night with a friend. Felt like I was a kid again. Just absolutely wonderful.
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