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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7

@bagoflenas.bsky.social
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 8h
Transmisogynist SHOCKS transfem barista by ordering in perfect Heat from fire fire from heat
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 9h
(To the military recruiter) oh well i read this novel called WARHOUND...
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 23h
been seeing a few movies at a local film festival, will post some reviews tomorrow cuz this weekend i'll be seeing Her (2013), which requires no introduction (i like it, will be funny seeing it in a post chatgpt world), and Camp Miasma, which i don't think i'll have much to talk about
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hello everyone, TEETH is now officially complete ! You may read it at : archiveofourown.org/works/83193371
cover image for TEETH, featuring a lot of toothy smiles in high contrast
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(newest member of the hypno villain association) yeah so this girl was annoying me so i made her walk into traffic and she got hit by a bus (everyone and their harem looking at me weird) why didn't you just rape her ?
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nobody understands that when i say i'm a somno top it means i'll be busy dreaming about raising an undead army
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(white knuckling my chair) omg this other commissioner for this group YCH i applied for has a character whose art style clashes SO HARD with mine how am i supposed to jerk off to this when it's done ??????
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
everyone's making fun of me for wearing a gas mask in public but we'll see who's laughing the day i decide to release the mustard gas
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(trying to interact with my date's cock but i'm a point and click protagonist) hmmm... no i don't think so. i'd really rather not. that must be useful for something. i don't think this is going to help. ew, what a stupid idea. that might be useful later.
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the erotic paintings thread getting reposted to reddit and so many people act ashamed that they get all of them because... what ? they look at porn ?
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lena posting a hdg comic in big 2026 ??
Distraught woman in a dark room looking at a video message of her kid and a humanoid alien plant (called an affini). The kid says : "Hi mama, hi papa! I'm having a great time with the affini. Every day I get to learn awesome stuff, the teachers are nice too! There's always things to do and I can have lots of fun with everyone ! I went to a museum yesterday and I met a cool alien that talked to be about space stuff ! Space is sooo cooooool! I also get to try lots of yummy food, I ate dino nuggets with veggies the other day. And yeah the affini told me that you haven't come yet but that I could help them find you! They promise not to do anything bad to you if you surrender! I miss you." The woman occasional looks to the side where her husband committed suicide some time earlier. She's in tears, with a complex emotion on her face.
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i don't understand what these kids mean with antiship and proship but i'm definitely dropshipping
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
american size queen that refuses to drive on a highway that has less than 6 lanes on each side
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rape is actually woke and hashtag inclusive because it's something everyone can experience
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hello everyone ! Here's A Coven of Love & Mischief, a game made by @cleature.bsky.social and I for the Romantasy TTRPG jam. It's about finding love while working for an evil witch, I think many of you would like it :) cleature.itch.io/a-coven-of-l...
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A Coven of Love and Mischief by Cleature, Demoiselle Porcelaine
TTRPG about loving to hate your coworkers
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
being a misogynist in 2025 is sooo hard like sandwiches aren't enough anymore i also need to hit my wife so she makes the accompanying benign video essay
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
seeing erotic paintings at a museum and being confused about the absence of side image that shows a close-up of the holes
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sorry, we actually all were lying to you. medical professional DO coerce, rape and condition their patients all the time but the reason you've never experienced it before is because no one will ever love you
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey btw we uploaded an update last week containing a bunch of fixes so its a great time to check that out
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(not wearing a condom) i forgot to tell you but i have an abortion fetish (tied up, gagged and trying to break free) hmp!!! hmpff hmpfhf !!!!!! phmfp!! mhmfphpf!!!!!!!!!
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(playing an indie game) i need to appear like i know what i'm doing or else everyone will think i only started playing this because a white youtuber made a plot recap
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
(with a crooked smile and a little bit of drool) maybe...... maybe all sex is rape.......
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(not wearing a condom) i forgot to tell you but i have an abortion fetish (tied up, gagged and trying to break free) hmp!!! hmpff hmpfhf !!!!!! phmfp!! mhmfphpf!!!!!!!!!
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
im casting spells and shit cuz i'm in fucking witchcraft
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(thinks only men will be punished in a roko's basilisk scenario) we need more trans men in sapphic erotica (browsing monster fucker content) fuck my life its all werewolves and vampires again...
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
looking at bjds online just to get a quick experience of how substance addicts feel
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(white knuckling her phone) is it toxic yuri if i finger my anime figurine without asking her first ?? NO !!!!!!!!!!!!! NO !!!!!!!!!!! now act like an adult and add a third ALIVE woman to that necrophilia story before spouting such NONSENSE !!!!!
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
okay so i bimbofied my wife and it was all fun and games for like 6 hours but the problem is that she just won't drink water. i'll be here asking her if she's thirsty and she'll go "oh yeah i'm thirsty for COCK" and then i have to wrestle her away from my pants until she gives up
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A real freak accidentally outfreaks herself. archiveofourown.org/works/78724816
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Headcannon - bag_of_lenas - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(receiving a nobel prize) i wish to dedicate this award to the woman to whom i sent 650€ of my own money for a censored photo of her armpits and around 3000€ of my nonprofit's funds for a 2 minute mp3 where she tells me to kill myself
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
mad? watch this swag
a selfie where i'm wearing a black dress with a flower pattern, a black jacket and a cute red pruse that honestly compliments the whole looka selfie where i'm wearing a black dress with a flower pattern, a black jacket and a cute red pruse that honestly compliments the whole looka selfie where i'm wearing a black dress with a flower pattern, a black jacket and a cute red pruse that honestly compliments the whole looka selfie where i'm wearing a black dress with a flower pattern, a black jacket and a cute red pruse that honestly compliments the whole look
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(receiving a nobel prize) i wish to dedicate this award to the woman to whom i sent 650€ of my own money for a censored photo of her armpits and around 3000€ of my nonprofit's funds for a 2 minute mp3 where she tells me to kill myself
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
*clutching my demon eye, struggling to stand up* I'M BUSYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
my favorite activity is luring innocents to a certain death
a harpy, she sings "Come along, little thing! No need to think as your ears start to ring! Don't you want to dance? Along with me, never waking from this trance!"
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
god forbid women have hobbies (tricking people into falling off a cliff)
drawing of a harpy. she has yellow and orange eyes with wide horizontal pupils, brown skin and short dark hair/feathers. her wings are spread wide, mid flight. she says "Doesn't the cliffside make you want to submit to the tide? My words, waving you to bed. Your thoughts, erased!"
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(gripping the handle of my nuance sword) consider your argument... invalid !
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
(swords-maiden of legends, victims nationwide) you'll never be able to dodge my Thousand Slices ! take this ! (trying to only getting my dick cut off from the rest of my ethereal feminine beauty) i can't stop evading your pitiful attacks, is that really all you got ?
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
you know... from a grammatical point of view I don't think the word "beautiful" should be applied to people. because "a beautiful woman" is a pleonasm, and "a beautiful man" is an oxymoron.
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
posting a screenshot since i can't talk in red here
(crying her eyes out following the abrupt reveal that her favorite yuri was actually problematic) why would they do this to me, i fucking hate whoever wrote this, how could they think it's okay for a 30yo to date a 25yo that's literally abuse

(eating vanilla bourbon icecream while resting my feet on a woman's back) i'm hard. oh shit oh no did i say that in red sorry oh my god i'm sorry that was really inappropriate
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"i'm not allowed to feel emotions" okay put on the eyepatch and clutch your demon eye lil' sis'
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
(my charming beautiful probably single therapist) so what did you mean by that exactly (thinking about what sound she would make while being crushed by a hydraulic press) homura would've said yes no questions asked
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
(woman with hair dyed the same color as her self harm scars) i think putting rape in your porn game is a sign that you should be executed (trying to make myself look cute on camera) would you still put it in if i was 14
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
post mortem on my career organizing support groups : local queer activism is something that works on making transfems work to the bone and then discard them once they speak up.
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
(soft feminine penis not tenting my elegant skirt out of politeness) adult game devs need to stop putting the fullscreen sex illustrations as the first image previews. if i'm making the effort of downloading a game i want to make sure the gameplay looks good enough to play with both hands
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
(swinging her feder) malevolent forces are at play, my Lady, you shouldn't approach the queen so eagerly, for she may lead you to your downfall. (unable to be trusted with CRPG [submit to the entity's will] prompts) maybe gooning is the path towards a new and really fun religion
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
(linked phone notifications to her bluetooth lovense) it sucks to fall victim to transmisogyny but at least she bounces on it (tumblr user with tme in bio) my dad used to beat up my mom you insensitive bitch
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if you're a true misandrist like me you should draw this harpy man being torn into little bits and pieces and buried alive
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
(has a framed picture of Freud) honestly trillby else's work will still be talked about in 20 years and should be required reading (gets sick at the idea of ever having sex again) can we get to the part where you make me suck your cock ?
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(rationalist Handler) Sartha, not killing those rebels means you're a net negative person
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
innovating sexual humiliation by making fun of you for having sex with cis people
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