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Jarred Schiff

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i work on a video game

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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If you joined us on our Alternative Stream, but did not purchase a Ticket or Annual Sub, please make a purchase when you are able to. As an independent operation we are dependent on the On Cinema Community to be able to continue making the show you love.
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
High on In the Garage and The World Has Turned and Left Me Here for sure
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Understood the ASSignment 🤝
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
BTW, that Jackie Robinson piece? Was part of a larger series on "Sports Heroes who Served" - which larger series remains up, and includes folks like Rod Carew and Rocky Bleier. www.defense.gov/Search-Resul... Robinson's story was taken down *because* he's also a civil rights hero
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Imagine being so insanely racist that you are still litigating Jackie Robinson’s legacy in 2024
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Jo - shoutout for referencing the Kiksuya vibes on last week's pod and I thought they were extremely prominent again this week!
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
this is where my brain goes when I heard "greg gary" on the podcast @jowrotethis.bsky.social - also I'm going with White Snowtus instead of Cold Lotus
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
kendrick playing toronto before father’s day is extremely funny
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
@jowrotethis.bsky.social wow, there’s a card for everything…
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
We're fostering the little guy on the left and there are potential adopters coming to meet him today 🥲
A German shepherd-mix puppy and our 12-year-old Belgian shepherd mix enjoy each other's company. The puppy on the left is available for adoption from Austin Pets Alive.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Wow, what are the odds?!
An altered bluesky DM inbox screencap. There are three messages. The first two from predictably botlike scantily clad ladies, Alice and Sandra. Their messages read

Hello my baby

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Hello my honey

The third is from Michigan J Frog, his cartoon pfp as you'd imagine, tophat in hand. His message reads

Hello my ragtime gal.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Aged so quickly that Gaetz lost all interest
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
that hit was more than targeting. it was krogering
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Inevitable.
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
lol lmao even
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Texas is doing this on purpose
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Texas deserves to lose
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Gimmick fucking football - how do you not realize they can’t score without it.
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The predictability of this team is just not a fun watch.
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This game…
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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 01/01/2025
NEWS: The Sugar Bowl has been officially postponed after the New Orleans attack, which is being investigated as an act of terrorism. The game will be played 24 hours later, on Jan. 2.
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Undisciplined start for Texas. Who could have seen it coming?!
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Matt M. @arndog77.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Cheez It fun
Shane Beamer pointing in anger at smiling Bret BeilemaWomen yelling at cat meme
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Midsommar / Midwintar
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Beyoncé 🤘🏻
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Jackie and I enjoying our favorite Christmas movie
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Just trying to enjoy my Saturday without stress
The doctor from Independence Day (1996), noted Texas fan, hoping for the sweet release of death instead of watching the Longhorns play down to another opponent at home
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Yes. Too soon
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Dave Pasch saying Colt McCoy was “outdueled by Greg McElroy” in the 2009 Champ game will stick with me longer than any play from this game
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Another game, same feeling
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
fun first half
Longhorn fan ET appears to be dying after witnessing an underperforming and undisciplined first half
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22/11/2024
There's been a lot of discussion about how to separate SEC teams with similar records, and we have an idea.
SEC schools ranked by walking distance from the stadium to the nearest waffle house.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 22/11/2024
Bluekly
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
That being said, this was a great piece!
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Such a bummer so far with 2nd season with this cast - it's the first time (with the exception of Heather Gay on SLC), that I can actually feeeel the self-producing/forced nature coming through to the point of exhaustion.
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Rhiannon @aywarhiannon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It was a hostile takeover and it was easy www.austinchronicle.com/news/2024-11...
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The Right-Wingification of UT
Texas targets liberal enemies within one of the top U.S. schools
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
good lord i'm ready for season 15 @oncinema.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social @vfa-expert.bsky.social
utilizing AI, Roy Larue generates the likeness of Matt Newman's assassin
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
my stupid brain is still broken from twitter so seeing someone post "macbook" immediately made me think we already have hacks going on here
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
everyone's first week on Bluesky
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Much needed laughs tonight seeing Wolves in Glendale
Wolves of Glendale show in Austin, Texas
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/10/2024
every new poll that comes out
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
wish this was true in austin
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Gareth Reynolds PHD @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
I don’t find Bill Maher funny but I will admit he makes terrible points.
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Jarred Schiff @schiffhappens.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Went to Webster hall for the first time ever in April for a UMO show. I loved it
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
how it started v. how it's going
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