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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@scattermoon.bsky.social
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Elaine, from the Internet. Trans, Scottish, Tired. @scattermoon on Twitter. I did that thread that one time.

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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Not that I mind.
Selfie of Elaine in a smart gothic top and blue pendant, she's biting her tongue towards the camera with a mischievous grin.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Managed to escape a chugger at the bus stop just now - she came up to me, started her pitch, and then said "oh sorry I think you're too young you're in your 20s aren't you" and you can bet my 36 year old ass said "yes"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Going to rename myself 'Emotions'.
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A Mere Solicitor @ameresolicitor.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Confirmation today that World Athletics treatment of Caster Semenya crossed the line and became an abuse of human rights: www.cnn.com/2023/07/11/sport/caster…
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/07/2023
Watching Twitter’s functionality for disaster communication crumble before our eyes is real unfortunate.
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cozy @bimbotheory.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
This is one of the few places on social media that isn’t horribly punitive to sex workers, and yet people are already arguing that porn should be banned so that they can comfortably scroll at work? Grow up!!
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
I hope the Napoleon films begins with a screen reading June, 1815, Napoleon is master of Europe and only the British army stands before him – battlefields are now battlefields.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
I feel this. What's the trans version of a retirement home?
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
someone get this person a bluesky invite
the back of a grey car. there is an anime girl sticker on the back window. there are two bumper stickers:

"my other car is a hot dog" above a picture of  a hot dog with mustard

and

"if you honk at me i will kill myself"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
I love that someone thought this was Dad's Army
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Introducing someone to a certain show with "Enjoy the adventures of: Captain Dad, Traumatised Military Dyke, Trans Science Thot, Slutty Medical Twink, Goo Cop, Eternally Suffering Irishman, Capitalist Gremlin, Pope Karen, and Gay Alien Spy"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Glasgow summer feels like London summer this year so I presume London summer feels like Rome summer and god help Rome.
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🏳️‍⚧️ FluffWeasel 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffweasel.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Someone has probably already done this but hey.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
They just meowed at me until I let them into my lap and then they curled up and fell asleep happily. I adore them and want nothing bad to ever happen to them.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
It's very sunny and warm today in Glasgow
Elaine smiling at the camera on front of a large glass house in a park, she is wearing a flowery summer dress.
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 09/07/2023
follow me for more fancy pig
Rufus the pig with very furry farrah fawcett ears
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
And quite frankly if this app is to have a future it will need to cater to these communities that are using it rather than to the wider community who are largely going to Threads anyway. Recognise your audience while you still have them.
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I don't particularly want to talk or think about threads, but I want to spread awareness of this risk. My expectation is that meta will take little/no effort to control actors engaged in stochastic terrorism against trans women, and the insta connection makes it even more likely to explode IRL.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Promise I'm not a weeb, really.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I don't feel that Bluesky will be the next Twitter but that's fine, I don't necessarily need a next Twitter, I just want a place I can talk to my friends and others without having random drive-by bigots appear and call me a groomer for going out to eat ramen or something.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
That's what we call a pro gesterone move.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 09/07/2023
in case you’re wondering how Threads is going, it’s people responding earnestly to stolen dril tweets
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
This is why I say I like Bluesky for its userbase, not its admin.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
OUO what's this?
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I guess we've gone international
The "What's Hot Classic" feed on Bluesky for me has 6 skeets in Arabic and one reading "ACAB includes the office of the registrar"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Just Glasgow graffiti things
Chalk on the kerb reading "non binary people have great hair"
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Movie pitch: comedy writer loses platform she spent 13 years building overnight & has to start over from scratch but winds up in a charming online small-town community where she goes back to her roots & learns to be funny again without having to constantly argue with Nazis about why she should exist
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE.
Skeet from me on July 6 saying Threads update: the brands have become sentient and are all fucking now.
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lulu @lulu.etheirys.social · 09/07/2023
you can actually just change the homefeed settings to disable it as well
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Cheers, Bluesky
Elaine drinking white wine out of a glass
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Someone on Twitter going through everyone's photos of Trans Pride today and sending death threats and bringing up Nazis in reply to every one of them, and damn, that's just what the site is now. There's not even any point reporting, and the guy doing this even follows Musk.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Nothing like curling up by the window listening to the rain fall outside and distant thunder roll between buildings all around, and feeling snug, cosy, dry, and extremely pleased not to be at the loud music festival in the city right now that must now just be nowt but mud and despair.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
If you want to stop seeing your follows reply to people you don't follow in your timeline, you can use this feed.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Deanna Troi had the easiest job on the Enterprise. It was all: ROMULAN: "You have tested our patience too far, Picard! WE WILL ELIMINATE YOU!" DATA: "They've terminated communications, captain" RIKER: "They've raised shields and and arming weapons!" TROI: "I am sensing...great anger from them"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
If they made Colombo today he'd have to be a femboy. He'd be all like: "It's just bothering me uwu ;_;" "My daddy always tells me..." "Just can't think when I'm not wearing these thigh-highs" "The boys back at the salon, they're very particular..." "Oh...just one more selfie"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
It's a shame because I look super cool here and I found the photo again last year and just couldn't share it because Joanna Cherry would be in the Scottish Parliament trying to claim it was a death threat or something.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Fucked up that every DreamWorks or Pixar movie these days is "imagine the secret life of birds/aircraft/tools/planets/colors/etc." and they're all boys and girls versions of that thing, living in the exact same kind of culture as some city in the Midwest.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Enjoy this picture of me a decade ago posing with a prop gun I was always afraid to post on Twitter because I knew I'd be reported for violence by bad faith actors
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
The energy I'm trying to bring to the skyline
A small cat peeks out from behind a bed with a rainbow flag and trans flag behind them
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/07/2023
Let peace reign
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Everything about this Telegraph piece is so splendid, right down to what this man has named his poor daughter. Archived link: archive.is/0Bfvp
“We’ll send our daughter to private school in Spain if Labour drive up fees”: Rising fees and the looming threat of 20pc VAT charges make foreign institutions more attractive. 

Accompanied by a picture of an anguished father, Chris Lipscomb, with his conspicuously glamorous wife Catalina, and their daughter… TsarinaChris Lipscomb, a leader at a global recruitment firm based in Devon, sends his daughter Tsarina to Kingsley School in Bideford.
But he said he and other families have started looking at Spanish private schools because of the strain of rising fees, adding that if Labour starts taxing schools, he will have no choice but to send his daughter abroad.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
On the one hand I can't attend London Trans Pride today on account of being in Glasgow. On the other, I got to top my gf in public last night so, swings and roundabouts.
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Kaion System 🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @hasrock36.myatproto.social · 08/07/2023
I think it's very telling how fucked trans healthcare is in the UK that the TERFs haven't really had to target it at all, compared to the US where this has been the main goal
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I keep seeing friends claim Threads is free of Twitter's bigotry and has everyone forgotten it's run by *Meta*? Have you seen what Facebook is like these days? Yeah.
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
when jk rowling finally crosses the line for the average lib-brained goon it's gonna be quite something to see the sensible, reasonable, adult in the room types who have defended her over the last few years try to distance themselves. she's not that far off. she rt's nazis now.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 07/07/2023
Folks I really need Bluesky to succeed, I cannot do this
@igumdrop on Threads: i am starting a Threads Positivity Patrol. if we see anvthing negative with bad vibes then we bombard that person with compliments and hugs until they're forcibly converted

WHO'S IN? taking member apps now

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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 07/07/2023
this showed up in the Bird Pics feed, which is technically correct in two ways, I suppose, but I still don't think it's quite right.
the above post in the Bird Pics feed
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