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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@scattermoon.bsky.social
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Elaine, from the Internet. Trans, Scottish, Tired. @scattermoon on Twitter. I did that thread that one time.

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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Not that I mind.
Selfie of Elaine in a smart gothic top and blue pendant, she's biting her tongue towards the camera with a mischievous grin.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Managed to escape a chugger at the bus stop just now - she came up to me, started her pitch, and then said "oh sorry I think you're too young you're in your 20s aren't you" and you can bet my 36 year old ass said "yes"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
if i keep this up will i get fired
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
they should Death of Stalin it and give everyone UK/US accents that vaguely correspond. As Napoleon sounded Corsican IRL, he should therefore have a Northern Irish accent.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
kiln in the name of
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Going to rename myself 'Emotions'.
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A Mere Solicitor @ameresolicitor.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Confirmation today that World Athletics treatment of Caster Semenya crossed the line and became an abuse of human rights: www.cnn.com/2023/07/11/sport/caster…
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/07/2023
Watching Twitter’s functionality for disaster communication crumble before our eyes is real unfortunate.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
that dress looks *incredible* on you
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cozy @bimbotheory.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
This is one of the few places on social media that isn’t horribly punitive to sex workers, and yet people are already arguing that porn should be banned so that they can comfortably scroll at work? Grow up!!
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
I hope the Napoleon films begins with a screen reading June, 1815, Napoleon is master of Europe and only the British army stands before him – battlefields are now battlefields.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
yup, my discord has a load of trans people and almost nobody who transitioned in the last five years
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
I feel this. What's the trans version of a retirement home?
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
someone get this person a bluesky invite
the back of a grey car. there is an anime girl sticker on the back window. there are two bumper stickers:

"my other car is a hot dog" above a picture of  a hot dog with mustard

and

"if you honk at me i will kill myself"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
I love that someone thought this was Dad's Army
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
don't look back in Stavanger
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
you made me proud
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Captain Dad (Sisko), not Captain Daddy (Pike)
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Introducing someone to a certain show with "Enjoy the adventures of: Captain Dad, Traumatised Military Dyke, Trans Science Thot, Slutty Medical Twink, Goo Cop, Eternally Suffering Irishman, Capitalist Gremlin, Pope Karen, and Gay Alien Spy"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Glasgow summer feels like London summer this year so I presume London summer feels like Rome summer and god help Rome.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Different sites for different things. This can be where you get really into watching professional korfball, for example.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
"High & I"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Yup, and what's more, when my gf listens to podcasts as she works/cooks, I can't process any other sounds either
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🏳️‍⚧️ Hallo-Weeasel 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffweasel.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Someone has probably already done this but hey.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
They just meowed at me until I let them into my lap and then they curled up and fell asleep happily. I adore them and want nothing bad to ever happen to them.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
It's very sunny and warm today in Glasgow
Elaine smiling at the camera on front of a large glass house in a park, she is wearing a flowery summer dress.
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 09/07/2023
follow me for more fancy pig
Rufus the pig with very furry farrah fawcett ears
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
And quite frankly if this app is to have a future it will need to cater to these communities that are using it rather than to the wider community who are largely going to Threads anyway. Recognise your audience while you still have them.
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I don't particularly want to talk or think about threads, but I want to spread awareness of this risk. My expectation is that meta will take little/no effort to control actors engaged in stochastic terrorism against trans women, and the insta connection makes it even more likely to explode IRL.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Promise I'm not a weeb, really.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I don't feel that Bluesky will be the next Twitter but that's fine, I don't necessarily need a next Twitter, I just want a place I can talk to my friends and others without having random drive-by bigots appear and call me a groomer for going out to eat ramen or something.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
That's what we call a pro gesterone move.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 09/07/2023
in case you’re wondering how Threads is going, it’s people responding earnestly to stolen dril tweets
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
huh I am sure there was a quote post attached to that before
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
This is why I say I like Bluesky for its userbase, not its admin.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Into the Ceramicverse
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I do hope we can find organic content here though
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I'm just angry that we've needed to.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
OUO what's this?
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Yeah, I do miss that. I'd stay with Twitter if it wasn't for things like having someone literally tell me "the Nazis had the right idea about you people" yesterday in reply to a tweet about trans joy. Sucks feeling unsafe on the original social networking app.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I suspect they don't even hold to their boycotts and just like to make a fuss on here because it's their hobby
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Nah, they won't risk getting a pileon from angry GCs being all "by including the T, Tesco supports child mutilation!"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I guess we've gone international
The "What's Hot Classic" feed on Bluesky for me has 6 skeets in Arabic and one reading "ACAB includes the office of the registrar"
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Honestly, this place is just feeling like a sanctuary for trans people ATM, given I keep getting actual Nazis in my Twitter mentions, so I don't have much alternative.
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Just Glasgow graffiti things
Chalk on the kerb reading "non binary people have great hair"
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Movie pitch: comedy writer loses platform she spent 13 years building overnight & has to start over from scratch but winds up in a charming online small-town community where she goes back to her roots & learns to be funny again without having to constantly argue with Nazis about why she should exist
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Elaine Scattermoon 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scattermoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
oh no
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