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@satorisampler.bsky.social
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I were a single-issue voter, my single issue would be that 99% of the GOP belong in prison
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
farted so bad my two-year-old daughter tried to pull down my underwear to check me for poop
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michael Steiner @bierquaffer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
really confused by the physics of this
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/09/2026
SERIOUSLY ASKING YOU: How much longer can things go on like this? Gas and food prices this high? His own voters are losing their minds over it and Congress was sent home in September. How much longer can things go on like this?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there should be no such thing as ‘elite journalists’ incentives are ass backwards that way. a journalist should be a grubby and suspicious little fuck
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MacFarlane: The judge who ordered Jim Acosta's press pass returned is the same judge hearing this case. It just happens to be Judge Tim Kelly, who will be hearing this in a few minutes. And it does have a little bit of a groundhog day feel to it…
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LOL -- Fox News cuts away from Vance's speech and a host says, "we will bring you back to this rally if he starts to make news"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/09/2026
been seeing people confused why tgirl baseball is taking off and i think its because its fun to hang out in a park and drink beers with friends while your friends who’ve been practicing and getting better at a sport play phenomenal baseball for you
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
KAEPERNICK: The part that I hope people take away in this moment is what Robert Kraft and what they’re saying by denying Macklemore is they are openly colluding. They also want people to know that if you take an action that they don’t agree with, they will come for you.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
alito and thomas only mention in history as trumps shameful rubber stamp lackeys
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
PabloReports: Donald Trump has said we are in a golden age. AOC: A golden age of what? Of what? He’s putting golden toilets all over Washington, D.C.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2026
me talking to the siding crew working on my house: hey guys!got you some waters and snacks! let us know if you need to use the bathroom, no problem at all. oh, you drilled in the wrong spot? haha that's fine me talking to the contractor: in section 10 of this contract it says you can kiss my ass
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump EPA says it is eliminating rule that limits planet-warming pollution from coal and gas-fired power plants.
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God @thegodshow.com · 14/09/2026
he's a pedophile in the epstein files and all he has to say is 5,000 dollars and every idiot just falls for it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2026
watching THE PHANTOM MENACE with my kids and i somehow forgot just how bad those trade federation aliens are…oof
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/09/2026
the twelfth minute of waiting in line for your fair stall lemonade is definitely the darkest
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moon man @satorisampler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what is the sound of one hand clapping?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
hunter biden spending months trying to recreate his image to ultimately just do a crypto scamcoin is amazing. 10/10. so glad we don’t have to pretend to take him seriously as a 2028 presidential candidate anymore
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/09/2026
i am finishing up the book REGIME CHANGE and the only real takeaway from it should be that the president is legitimately delusional and that the entire White House is structured to feed and defer to his delusions
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/09/2026
Seriously, they just told Grok to make the imperial officer uniforms from Star Wars but “more Hitlery.”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/08/2026
decided to put on this Netflix documentary on martin short while i worked on a lecture and did not expect to spend my saturday evening crying
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Child: It’s the mayor. Mamdani: *laughs* Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king. Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/08/2026
holy shit did gta vi get stephen root
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
fines are not an effective deterrent when u are dealing with trillion dollar corporations
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/08/2026
MS NOW: "The Talarico campaign is filing a legal motion to unseal two depositions Ken Paxton gave in 2019 and 2022. A source tells MS NOW the Talarico campaign has reason to believe Paxton admitted to crimes in those depositions."
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
me in 2013: Wow GTA 5 has all these cool systems I can't wait to play GTA 6 think of all the cool shit they'll think of by then 13 years later GTA: you need to track your blood sugar hourly or you will die
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the funniest thing is jeffries being surprised jared leaked the meeting lol
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fox news host: Do you--I think it's a fair question--do you agree with him that the ass is the father of the legs AOC: Let me say this. The internet hippo account and I are good friends, but
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i’m gonna level with you kitten daddy does not have the serenity to accept the things he cannot change
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moon man @satorisampler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this show is a god damned masterpiece
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
siete. leches. cake.
Harland Williams in a passenger talking to Ben Stiller
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/08/2026
just got a letter from a company I've never heard of letting me know a hacker got all of my genetic information. okay. thanks
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 18/08/2026
New Yorkers sweat the small stuff, so why shouldn't their city government?    From potholes to permits to parents needing a night off, there is no problem too big — and no task too small — for us to tackle.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Kelly: Trump knows nothing about this stuff… He's a marginally failed real estate developer with multiple bankruptcies. He shouldn't be weighing in on systems on aircraft carriers.
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Valerie (and Viktor) @viktorandvalerie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i hate the american supreme court
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
41 years ago, Carl Sagan gave a clear and elegant explanation of the science behind global warming.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/08/2026
Mamdani: "If a New Yorker looks at what ICE is doing and wants to see more of it, they should vote for Bruce Blakeman, who has created his own militia in Nassau County. If they look at what ICE is doing and they are shocked by the inhumanity and cruelty, they should vote for Gov. Kathy Hochul."
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