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michael (derogatory)

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municipal roundtable ritual sacrifice for 2026

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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s important not to overreact, that’s why I’ve calmly concluded that everyone employed by the Astros should be placed in large wooden boxes with an air hole like cartoons and be sent around the world to various far flung locations that sound funny to say
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Broadcast would have halted the game for war crimes if that wasn’t Jalen Hurts, refs were already on one tonight but the bears are such an ass team they’re going to have work harder
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can confirm Celtic were a signature away from Sigur this summer lol
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go stros fuck yeah
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know it’s an experimental squad etc but that group of players looks and plays like a Germany C team.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about Waldi Anton being picked for the World Cup squad over Bisseck
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok but I think I watched every game of the World Cup, physically went to two, sat through a lot of the entertainment, consumed an unhealthy amount of media around it for a month+ and don’t think I heard the jelly roll song once ( @celebrityhottub.bsky.social). And I’m too tired to curate anything
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Madison is a cool town and the Badgers had more booze related merch than anything I’ve ever seen, endorsed
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gators are extremely awesome
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s going on with the clock in Knoxville?
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Manning is just dumb. It’s not much beyond that, the boy is an idiot and is relentless in his pursuit of doing stupid things. The delay on 3rd and 2 and illegal passes sum up the experience.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh god, freo
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AFL give it to Kylie every year dammit
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Now on iced coffee, I think” no. No no no no.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The skill of acting like nothing has happened from other folks in this management structure is wild, they walk into a room set it on fire walk out and look at you the next day like a goldfish.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Couldn’t organize a buttfuck in a barracks” levels at work this past month and at the point where I am verbatim saying that to other management.
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shy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another year, another Oktoberfest of locals making märzen and calling it festbier.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hegseth torpedoing A&M yesterday and Ted Cruz nearly draining Texas of all life for 2 hours last week were interesting, but Celtic going 0-3 and making me wish for the AI apocalypse since Trump said the words “united Ireland” is proof that the loser stink permeates all things from these guys.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re done. Celtic have finally pissed it all away. There’s nothing left there, those players are useless and the management doesn’t have a clue.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Better effort, being cheated by the ref, but McCowan is a liability every time now. He doesn’t offer enough to counter the fact he’s a step behind everyone else.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ever since they made MON change his tracksuit we’ve been getting things like “Luke McCowan starts”
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This fucking team is awful. Completely unable to rise to an occasion now.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s such a bitch lol, “but bob kraft said” you dumb coward if you put out that your show was cancelled because of the processed foods fascist then who do you think’s winning that PR war?
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when u hear the eagles are playing football today
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s two of the worst performances I’ve ever seen in my life from Celtic teams, served up within weeks of each other, in the two biggest games we’ve played. The club is run by charlatans who won’t appoint a manager dares with any ideas, primarily because they know they can’t do that right either.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck the fuck off Celtic. Assembled a team of absolute chickenshit losers.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can still bin Sark after that interview but hooooo boy that was fun for 30 minutes out of 4 hours or whatever
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hahahahahahahagagad
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Medicating/michelading
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LINK NOT FOUND
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Three guys open, leaves pocket, takes sack. They’re cursed too but Texas is a completely unserious program.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now more than ever,
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lan Danning
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lmao incredible, eat shit ted
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Welcome to the team, boy”
Kneecap
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 12/09/2026
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There is so much stupid shit in the world today but gotta admit that seeing a headline that reads “have man city found a gem?” about a teenager they spent £80 million on this summer made me want to fall into a hole and die!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
a vat of gumbo could fix me
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The inane, baffled discourse trying to figure out what football without tech or radio or lights or clock on the field or scoreboard means or will look like is amazing.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(I walk in 10 minutes late for work) Boss: you are fired (I immediately put on a Michigan hat) Boss: (looking at watch) this stupid thing
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Laughing at Baylor just as good as ever, can confirm
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Counting the goal or not, Gogic bullied for 15 minutes by a teenager will be funny to me for some time.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One for the Rabbitohs fans (and anyone who enjoys seeing someone getting knocked into a parallel universe)
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Schalke got dragged here, and if you ask what’s wrong at the national level in Germany it’s this. “I would find it boring to be the best and win, as a club we don’t need to do better and I don’t need to do better, you should help me beat you, mew mew mew.” Just 100% concentrated loser shit.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🎶Just like me and you🎶 @jmo2.bsky.social
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Absolute dipshit stuff from Celtic to blow the Sigur deal. A player who would’ve fit multiple needs for the entire 9 month period he was actively wanting to move to us. No shade to van den Berg or Devenney, they seem fine, but a week ago it was Gineitis/Sigur/Mahmic. Zero ambition, just bullshit.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social bout to listen to this week’s show, but before I do, just wanna say thank you for all these years of Fullcasting. You guys have made me laugh so much for so long, often when it was really needed, and that’s meant a lot. Hope PI continues to be a huge success.
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