Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 8hMy mom hates Bob Costas so much she would not only mute the TV during the baseball games he called, she once wrote a letter to NBC after one Olympics to complain about how awful he was. 040
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yesterday he was watching TV and I heard him yell out "WHAT?!" And immediately I'm thinking he fell again or is hearing voices, so I'm on edge. About 30 seconds later (or forever) he goes "MORTGAGE INTEREST RATES ARE AT 7%?" *sigh* yeah dude. Yeah. 020
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And like his Ambien hasn't worn off so he will come out 3 hours later and tell me the same things. I'm like SIR I cannot turn you off like I do the internet, I need you to stop with your negativity and anxiety for 5 minutes. 120
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The boomer that lives in my house wants to come out of his room every morning and do a "did you see" about all the terrible shit in the world and I'm like please, PLEASE, not right now. Wants to tell me that someone was on "a iPod" (podcast) saying some crazy shit and "Can you believe..." 110
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I like turtles (tortoises too). More giant tortoises than people in the Seychelles www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.comScientists discover 180,000 giant tortoises on one Seychelles islandFree-roaming Aldabra population far exceeds human population of Seychelles after decades-long recovery programme 010
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On a business trip in North Carolina. Of the 5 restaurants we have eaten at, how many would you guess have at least one type of chair that is horrible for a fat person to sit in? If your guess is less than 5 you are wrong. 010
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So I'm starting a weekly randomized manicure process. The first one came out really good!!! 011
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Last night I determined that I have about 640 unique bottles of nail polish. That's too many. 110
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I was just talking to my coworker about getting vaccinated before we go on our team building trip, then immediately after I got a cold. Hope you both get lots of rest and heal up good and quick! 020
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Please enjoy some Zen Minerva on this #caturday 091
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I played so much crazy taxi before moving to the bay area, when I actually drove on Van Ness for the first time I said, out loud, "oh, I'm not gonna get more coins IRL for catching air so I better try to drive normal." 020
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Its almost jean jacket season. The jean jacket is a unifying force. It brings us together. The workin man, the rockers, the punks, the girlies, the baddies, and lets not forget, good old fashioned sluts god bless em 14615123
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A coworker sent out a survey for our team to complete prior to an upcoming team meeting. I just listened to @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode on the Personality Colors test and so I am primed to be mad about it. 010
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Yesterday I got a political survey with some questions about data centers. This statement was provided regarding benefits in other areas. Can anyone verify the truth of this? 010
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026At my last overseas work trip in 2019, my team found out I like to sing and bullied me into singing karaoke at a German bar. So I sang 9 to 5. My boss took a video and showed it to her boss, and he said "I think that's the happiest I've ever seen Sarah." 050
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is not an sponsored post and I am not an influencer!!! I just really want to express how strongly I feel that Tomato Basil Wheat Thins really elevate the cheese and crackers experience!! 081
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026To be clear I believe the women, what he did is awful and a disgrace to the medical profession. It's just so confusing that that happy mormon tenor i knew became such an awful predator. 130
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I am pretty sure that a guy I was friends with in high school (fellow choir and theatre dork) is the Ft Hood doctor accused by 80+ women of sexual assault while under his care. It's really upsetting. 540
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 14/08/2026Absolutely enormous respect to whoever understood that the necessary follow-up to “what if Reacher faced a larger man” is “what if Reacher held a tiny kitten” 492938466
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm so incredibly sorry, this is awful. I hope you can find some quality time to spend with her and love on her to maybe ease her (and your) stress a little bit. 110
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This 8pm weeknight flight from MSP to DFW is my standard because it's always chaos-- this time some blonde southern teenage girls behind me are talking about the movies on offer. "Bridget JOYNES diary? What's that?" "Whats Clueless?" 💀 120
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i don't want to "grow my account" or "strengthen my personal brand", i want to frolic unburdened through verdant fields. and shitpost 01162601
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/07/2026CSPAN: What was your reaction to the President? Caller: He was a chode 2264233829
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Is it bad that I'm looking forward to my colonoscopy on Friday because I get a day off work? 130
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Had a waffle house breakfast for lunch. Stress temporarily abated. 030
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Wolfman Amadeus Jack @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026*sees Johnny Depp walking down the street* 🎶HERE COMES MR. ASSHOLE HERE COMES MR. BITCH🎶 07922
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Someone at work is messaging me in Teams with a data request and ending every sentence with an exclamation point and it is seriously stressing! Me! Out! 020
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 04/07/2026Record hot Fourth! With a high so far of at least 100, today ties for DC’s hottest July 4th in over 150 years of record keeping, matching the high of 100 degrees in 1919. Could break the record in next couple hours. 319343
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 30/06/2026I just met you and this is crazy but I’m selling shoes that were for a baby 81446282
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243375589
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 23/06/2026I know this has been pointed out many times by many people but I just want to reiterate: Anthropic is basically using Kurt Vonnegut's drawing of an asshole as the Claude logo 894079920
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026And the alternate position, straight-out stanky leg 060
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 15/06/2026at least the local government is on point! 279861
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I was also just sympathizing with my cousins about the same thing, there's a lot of active and anticipatory grieving going on. ❤️🩹 100
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Yes sure you're on blood thinners and fell and hit your head, so i am the bad guy because I called the ambulance rather than just let you maneuver your broken body into your chair. 370
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Being a caregiver for a boomers is harrrrrrd y'all. They've always been fully in charge of their own life and want to leave the hospital after 15 minutes because things aren't done on their schedule. 160
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/06/2026i mean “you are hiding a child” is exactly the energy needed against these MAGA men. bsky.app/profile/john... 11115171
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Alex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025WOOP! WOOP! That’s the sound of Für Elise 635981
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Best travel accessory for peri and post menopausal travellers is a mini fan. Essential. 010
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026@keli.bsky.social we went to the greene turtle near arundel mills; I do not understand how that place is considered a "family" restaurant?! It felt the same as when I was a kid (a sketchy dive masquerading as casual dining) 010
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Spent the week in Harrisburg/Hershey PA area, and one night near BWI. We have eaten alllll the crab dips and real official hoagies and wawa and sheetz sammiches and I'm glad we only do this on vacation. 030
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Bluesky is great if you want life advice from a picture of a cat 951283220
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Ok it is Keith Haring, that's why I love it probably 010
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Ok but this robe is my exact aesthetic tho? Am I a certified old?! 130
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 20/05/2026One time I was in a big chain liquor store, and I overheard one of the store employees recommend "Coin Tray" (Cointreau) to a customer and i don't really drink anymore but I still call it that. 010
Sarah Periwinkle @sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026This is what she does as soon as I sit on the toilet. 1102
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026introducing: the classic Alexis Simpson Workflow Method™️ -dick around for 1-2 hours -decide to focus 10min before a scheduled meeting -get resentful that the meeting is "interrupting my focus" 925131
Reposted by Sarah Periwinkle Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Doctor: I’m sorry to tell you that the best option for you is a hysterectomy. Middle-aged cis woman, hope slowly dawning in her eyes: …Yeeterus? Middle-aged cis woman’s friends, leaping out from behind the furniture and dangling from the ceiling: YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS! 391068188