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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Everything always comes back to assless chaps" - David Duchovny

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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 11/05/2026

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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

"That was gaggy, you ate with that" - my patient to me just now 🥰

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Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 30/01/2026

A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56

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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

So, for the 3am witching hour thing...do the demons follow Daylight Savings Time rules? Like are they coming out at 2am tonight, or do they adjust for the human perception of time to keep things spooky and consistent?

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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Somehow we survived. For better or worse, that's all we can do. Survive, and maybe one day, forget how much it can hurt to be human.

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

We are the sons of the dragulas you couldn't slam in the back of

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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

China: We can repair a broken bone in minutes now. USA: We will hunt our citizens down in the streets!

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025

Reminder: they did NOT pay the reward for Luigi.

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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Hello Bluesky! I suddenly have an extra ticket to see RILO KILEY that I'm looking to sell for Summerstage this Monday the 8th at 7pm. Anyone interested?

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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

"Am I right or am I right about the Grand Canyon being GOATed?" - Gen Z tourist

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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

This is genuinely the news every day

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 07/07/2025

rideshare companies need a “no tesla” option

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Data Bear 🏳️‍🌈 @dataandpolitics.net · 25/06/2025

With only 14% of votes remaining, Cuomo would need to win nearly 3 out of every 4 remaining votes to take the lead. Zohran wins!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Incredible how Cuomo is absolutely DWARFING everyone else in money and spend and yet it’s still close enough that they’re pulling these stops out. They’re scared.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/06/2025

Sitting US Senator Alex Padilla forcibly wrestled to the ground and arrested by the FBI for attempting to ask a question of DHS secretary Kristin Noem.

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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

There's a rumor going around on twitter that David Duchovny just got married again and I AM NOT OKAY

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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Brooklyn bus stop ads being replaced with guerilla public service announcements.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

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Daniel A. Horwitz @danielahorwitz.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.

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Rocketgirl 🚀 @rocketgrrl.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/03/2025

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

Aimonetti Justin Aimonetti, Justin W. Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov
Altik Jacob Altik, Jacob R. Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov
Armstrong Anthony Armstrong, Anthony J. Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov
Balajadia Jennifer Balajadia, Jennifer Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov
Beynon Alexandra Beynon, Alexandra T. Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini Riccardo Biasini, Riccardo N. Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov
Bobba Akash Bobba, Akash N. Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov
Boizelle Ashley Boizelle, Ashley S. Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov
Bryant Emily Bryant, Emily L. Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov
Burnham James Burnham, James James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov
Coristine Edward Coristine, Edward H. Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov
Davis Steven Davis, Steven M. Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov
Elez Marko Elez, Marko Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov
Farritor Luke Farritor, Luke E. Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov
Fox Joshua Fox, Joshua Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov
Hanley Joshua Hanley, Joshua A. Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov
Holmes Stephanie Holmes, Stephanie M. Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov
Killian Gautier Killian, Gautier C. Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov
Kmiec Keenan Kmiec, Keenan D. Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov
Lahera Nicholas Lahera, Nicholas Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov
Lindemann Kendall Lindemann, Kendall M. Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov
Musk Elon Musk, Elon R. erm71@who.eop.gov
Peters Noah Peters, Noah Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov
Rajpal Nikhil Rajpal, Nikhil Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov
Ramada Adam Ramada, Adam Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov
Raynor Austin Raynor, Austin L. Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov
Schutt Kyle Schutt, Kyle L. Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov
Shaotran Ethan Shaotran, Ethan Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov
Smith Brad Smith, Brad M. Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov
Stanley Christopher Stanley, Christopher A. Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov
Wick Jordan Wick, Jordan K. Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov
Wiles Susan Wiles, Susan S. Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov

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Rich Fox @richfoxexists.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

It feels like we’re losing WW2, the Civil War and the Revolutionary War all at the same time.

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IMMORTAL KAHN @immortal-kahn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

To make it as easy as possible...

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Evan Simko-Bednarski @simko-bednarski.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Feel like 95% of politicians are eric adams but they're just better at getting away with being an eric adams than eric adams

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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Waking up every day in this hellscape like

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I wonder what brain rotting cruelty this shiny new week will make us endure.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 17/01/2025

the united states government has banned tik tok but they haven't banned the tick tock that marks every second your wretched body hurls itself forward through time towards eventual and inescapable oblivion. makes you think

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Florence Ashley @floralashes.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Sometimes I forget that most people find graduate degrees impressive and not something you get when you don’t want to get a job quite yet.

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/12/2024

just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄

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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

We're the Jokers of the daughters you couldn't burn

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people

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Maggie Mayhem @maggiemayhem.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

If one dehumanizes thousands upon thousands of people every year condemning them to death, suffering, and bankruptcy to increase profit margins for the elite it comes as no surprise that people will dismiss the humanity of an individual responsible for doing so.

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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Just had to block my first MAGA account on here. Truly BlueSky has finally made it

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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #230,319!

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #230,319, Esse Effe ‪@sarahpantz.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 3, 2023"

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