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Unofficial quotes, news, and links from the greatest show ever, Arrested Development. Formerly bluthquotes on twitter rip.

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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 16/09/2026
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 11/09/2026
Sure it's not a HomeFill?
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 02/09/2026
I heard the jury's still out on science 😕https://6abc.com/post/academy-natural-sciences-museum-close-200-years/19776095/
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Philadelphia's Academy of Natural Sciences museum to close after nearly 200 years
The board said the move to shutter the museum, which was founded in 1828, follows an extensive process aimed at strengthening the academy for the future.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 01/09/2026
These are my awards. From Army.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 25/08/2026
The vast majority of you won't care but I now have a Bluthquotes API at api.lucille2.com.
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Arrested Development Quotes API
A free, no-signup API serving quotes from Arrested Development. Random quotes, quotes by character, and quotes with images.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 22/08/2026
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 26/07/2026
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Lucille Bluth Winks in Arrested Development
Alt: Lucille Bluth Winks in Arrested Development
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 25/07/2026
What's this, a stuffy office meeting? Well. Maybe it's time for a little... office magic?
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 24/07/2026
Michael, you have a chance to save this family. Please, do the right thing here - string this blind girl along so that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 24/07/2026
Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew goin'.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 20/07/2026
A screenshot from Arrested Development showing GOB Bluth (Will Arnett) in a tan polo shirt, hands clasped, speaking to Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman, seen from behind in a light blue shirt) in a kitchen with a stainless steel refrigerator. Subtitle reads "I heard the jury's still out on science."
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 18/07/2026
I don’t know what Lorcana is and I don’t care to find out.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 16/07/2026
It's all regulation, Michael. #army
Buster Bluth from Arrested Development walks down an office hallway wearing a pith helmet and an ill-fitting olive military jacket, unbuttoned over a black tank top, decorated with ribbon bars and a large medallion at the waist. Businesspeople stand behind him near a wood-paneled wall.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 14/07/2026
Screenshot of a Threads post. The user "joshcarlosjosh," with a verified badge, posted in a group called "The Oddyssey" 3 hours ago. The profile picture is a stained-glass-style religious icon of a man with a halo. The post reads: "Sing to me, O Muse, a story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together."
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 07/07/2026
Buster Bluth (Tony Hale) is lying in a hospital bed after his hand gets bitten off by a seal — the infamous "loose seal" (a play on "Lucille") attack at the marina. He's flat on his back, glasses askew, mouth wide open in that signature Buster wail of anguish and panic.

Someone's hand is dangling a cheerful mylar "get well" balloon over his face with red ribbon trailing down, which lands as darkly comic given he's just lost a hand. The cheerful balloon against his open-mouthed horror is peak Arrested Development tonal contrast — pairing something upbeat and mundane with genuine catastrophe.

This kicks off his run with the hook prosthetic for the rest of the series.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 01/07/2026
Take a look at banner
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 01/07/2026
My back is in knots. I haven't had a massage since prison.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 25/06/2026
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 20/06/2026
I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 17/06/2026
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 13/06/2026
Would you like some FOAM in your coffee? It's called a cup-o-keno, and wait til you see what it costs!
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 13/06/2026
I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a... she's the belle of the ball!
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 12/06/2026
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 05/06/2026
Waitress: Plate or platter? Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 05/06/2026
I didn’t even know we were calling it Big Bear
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 05/06/2026
Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 03/06/2026
Lucille: Michael, what are you doing tomorrow? Michael: Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 02/06/2026
It's one year of Evernote, Michael. What could it cost...
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 28/05/2026
Lucille: Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub, it's the only reason you're here, too. Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 26/05/2026
A father can tell. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 25/05/2026
Lucille: Modest and generous? Then why is he always waving giant $10 million checks over his head every time some...? Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children's hospital needs funding?
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 12/05/2026
You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober?
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/05/2026
This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)
a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. it’s a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.you’re peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a car’s cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retriever’s head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 11/05/2026
Gob: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and... Michael: Your son? Gob: According to him. Michael: And a DNA test. Gob: I heard the jury's still out on science.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 09/05/2026
Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 04/05/2026
Keep fighting little guy
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 04/05/2026
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 02/05/2026
Barry will be crushed piunikaweb.com/2026/05/02/a...
piunikaweb.com
Ask.com shuts down after nearly 30 years, marking the end of Ask Jeeves
After nearly 30 years, Ask.com has officially closed on May 1, 2026. It was the pioneer of question-answering search engines.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 01/05/2026
I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 28/04/2026
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 28/04/2026
Michael: What do you think about Sudden Valley? George Michael: It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 24/04/2026
What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 24/04/2026
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 23/04/2026
A father can tell. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 23/04/2026
See, I heard it as "almost definitely" too. @johnlevenstein.bsky.social?
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John Levenstein @johnlevenstein.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“most definitely”
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 23/04/2026
GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away... but I won't be happy. Michael: It's personal.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 21/04/2026
You burn down the storage unit?
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 20/04/2026
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