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Sarah L. Crowder

@sarahlcrowder.bsky.social
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Writer, performer, bookkeeper, and professional organizer. Sewist with serious wardrobe goals and an interest in sustainable fashion. She/her. 💌 Newsletter and other links: sarahlcrowder.com/links

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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
On April 8, 1990, the first episode of TWIN PEAKS, "Pilot / Northwest Passage", was premiered. 35 years ago everything began to happen.
Bird, Twin Peaks introLaura Palmer video on TVSpecial Agent Dale Cooper in the car with his tape recorder in Twin Peaks pilot episodeDale Cooper entering Twin Peaks with his car
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Some dragons hoard a different gold.
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
real rap
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Good morning
a parody Peanuts cartoon strip where Linus tells Lucy how to summon Cthulhu
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N.R. Lines⁷ (she/her) @nrlines.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is an excellent 🧵 on playing the long game.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I have the coveted Thumper endorsement!
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I didn't know inch plants bloomed!
A close up of a tiny pink and white flower at the end of an inch plant branch. The background is a very dirty balcony, but is blissfully blurry to spare you the gory details, LOL.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I love when people mistype "shitty" as "shirty." It usually results in a baffling but more interesting sentence. Like: "The kitchen lighting is so shirty here." You can just sit there and imagine an irritable light. So many possibilities. 😆
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I can't wait to read this!
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Tenebrous Press @tenebrouspress.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Looking for ways to support the indie horror community this #TransDayofVisibility? Here's a list of Tenebrous titles to get you started🖤☠️🏳️‍⚧️ store.tenebrouspress.com/collections/...
store.tenebrouspress.com
Trans Rights Readathon Collection
Independent, award-winning publisher of Horror/Sci-Fi/speculative books, magazines and merchandise. Hail the Tenebrous Cult.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
We went to the Tamara de Lempicka exhibit at the MFAH yesterday, and this image in particular felt like a couple of 1925 it girls going to choose the new hot Art Deco girl before Charli sang her jazz song.
Irene and her Sister, a 1925 painting by Tamara de Lempicka. Two pale women stand together: one wears a sculptural grey dress and looks upward, the other has very long golden hair cascading in waves over a greenish-black coat. It's very stylized in an Art Deco manner.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️
The planet Jupiter with its cloud bands seen in shades of pink, rusty red, blue, and purple. The Great Red Spot is a deep navy blue, surrounded by bands and swirls of pink, and light blue.Hubble's ultraviolet view of Jupiter shows the planet in hues of pink and blue.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Vogue, but this version youtu.be/lTaXtWWR16A?...
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Madonna - Vogue (Live at the MTV Awards 1990) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Madonna
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
This morning, I drove past a man sitting on an abandoned sofa on the sidewalk in the rain. He was smiling while he stabbed the cushions again and again with a big knife. So that's today's vibe, I guess.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Last night, I dreamt that I worked for a shop that sold 3D printed pop culture ephemera called My Little Blorbo. I'm going to try to dream something even more entertaining tonight!
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
No Nukes: Emergency-Proof the Cupboards Essay 2 of my Emergency Preparedness series is out. As before, it's completely free to read with no obligation. You can also read Essay 1 No Nukes: A beginner series on emergency preparedness (linked in essay 2 below). www.patreon.com/posts/no-nuk...
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No Nukes: Emergency-Proof the Cupboards | Krista D. Ball
Get more from Krista D. Ball on Patreon
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Let's all narrate our every thought, perfectly stack some doughnuts, and absolutely infodump in epic ways while sporting magnificent knitwear.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Would'st thou like to live deliciously?
strawberry blonde baby goat with very long ears and the derpiest smile
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Laura Rueckert @laurarueckert.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Cis allies, here's a super simple way to support trans people - and you don't even have to talk to anyone on the phone! Just add a public comment saying medical care for transgender people is essential and should not be banned from ACA plans.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Here's a little bit of anecdotal good news. 🧵
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
A drawing of a light-skinned woman with long hair lying on her side, scrolling her phone. She is wearing a turquoise skirt and a pink top. She is lying on rocky ground, with an ominous pink and black sky in the background. There are 10 swords impaled in her body (though there is no blood). Text at the bottom reads, "EVERYTHING IS FINE." This is an extra art card included in the Modern Witch Tarot deck; the same art is also on the 10 of Swords.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Finally read Coyote Run by @lilithsaintcrow.com from @hornedlarkpress.com last night! If you want an urban fantasy with wild pulp action, glorious poetic writing, & a completely batshit hero... this is the book for you. It's a *great* way to vicariously punch (fictional) fascists. Highly recommend!
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 17/03/2025
in the weekly status meeting like malkovich repeating "it's beyond my control" until someone starts crying and the deadline gets pushed out
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Katee Robert @kateerobert.com · 28/02/2025
ANYWAY, did you know there's an extension you can put on Chrome that will connect with your local library system and when you go look at a book, say on AMZ, it will tell you if that book exists in the library system and if it's available? It's literally called Library Extension.
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Working Classicists @workingclassicists.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Once again loving this interpretation of Caesar’s last words #IdesofMarch 🗡️
a picture of a book text. The text says "Suetonius adds that, according to some reports, he said in Greek 'Kai su, teknon' (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin 'Et tu, Brute'. It literally means 'You too, child', but what Caesar may have intended by the words isnt clear. Tempest cites 'an important article' by James Russell (1980) 'that has often been overlooked'. Russel points out that the words kai su often appear on curse tablets, and suggest that Caesar's putative last words were not 'the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son' but more along the lines of 'See you in hell, punk'.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Time for the annual presentation of my favorite Ides of March meme.
An illustration of a tossed green salad with six knives sticking out of the bowl. It says, "Every salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times."
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I did indeed get up early enough to hit the bookstore. Now let's all hack our governor modules and watch some Sanctuary Moooooooon!
All three collected volumes of the Murderbot series by Martha Wells displayed side by side on a light wood table. The book covers feature a secunit in armor.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
If I get up early enough tomorrow, I get to go to my favorite bookstore and *not* spend my own money because I have a gift certificate. 🥹📚
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The literal story of my life.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries. We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district. Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting. www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Makes me think of this meme.
A meme consisting of a photo of a toddler and a small child huddling in a corner, crying, labeled "David Lynch and crew." In the foreground is a dark bunny rabbit next to a wooden bucket. The bunny is labeled "Frank Silva just doing his job as a set decorator on Twin Peaks."
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
if anyone needs me i will be in my atelier working on some sketches
FASHION PLATES

we had these and i still don’t really get how you were supposed to color them properly but anywho it was a toy back in the Olden Dayes.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Democratic Senator Chris Murphy on Mahmoud Khalil.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
There is one death per 1000 measles cases on average. There is about one severe reaction for every 1,000,000 MMR vaccinations. Every case of measles risks permanent disability and death. Vaccines are safe. Vaccines are modern miracles. RFK Jr is a monstrous liar.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
HOA meetings are the woooOOOOOooorst.
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a group of men are standing in a store and one of them is saying the music
Alt: From Parks & Rec: Three men are standing in a store and one of them (Jean-Ralphio) is singing, "The worst!"
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This is an *excellent* resource.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy International Women's Day to her. An icon.
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a t-rex is standing in front of a car that says ' jurassic park ' on the side
Alt: a t-rex is standing in front of a car that says ' jurassic park ' on the side
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
SALE! SALE! SALE! Bloom is only $2.99 across all e-book platforms for today only. Why? Because it's International Women's Day, and what is more supportive of women than an innocent sapphic love story inspired by Hannibal? Buy links: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/736002... Spread the word!
The book Bloom, which includes a flayed human head set against lush blooms and scrumptious cupcakes, is pictured against deep green foliage and a lil ribbon that says $2.99. Because that's the price.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I've never actually seen one with cookies in it. They're always filled with sewing supplies, ime.
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Mammoth MICE?? Make us some VELOCIRAPTORS, you COWARDS
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Um, PowerWashing without a license, maybe? (i'm so sorry)
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80s News Screens @80snewsscreens.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
80s news screen of a man being interviewed. Lower third super on screen says “Steve Vertleib / Says Horror Films Reflect Our Society”
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Sarah L. Crowder @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Dreams really do come true. 🥹
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 02/03/2025
fix all our hearts
laura dern in slinky black and isabella rossellini in blue velvet on the red carpet at the academy awards
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
a series of threaded replies:

- my post: who up waning they gibbous
- Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY
- my post: who up waxing they crescent
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